LANCE'S DAUGHTER SHOWS, TELLS OLSEN  —  Most little girls take Barbie dolls to show-and-tell.  But not Lance Armstrong's daughter.  Radar has learned that one of the part-eunuch biker's young daughters (he has twins) had the honor of taking a more realistic (though slightly less boobtastic) Barbie to her class for observation.

MARIE OSMOND'S TEEN SON IN REHAB  —  Breaking news: An Osmond family crisis.  —  Just in: MARIE OSMOND reveals that her 16-year-old son, MICHAEL, is in rehab.  Marie broke the news during her interview with LARRY KING Wednesday.  —  Marie tells ET, "My son Michael is an amazing young man …

Halle Berry Devastated, Baby's Daddy Gabriel Aubry Plans Life In NYC  —  Pregnant actress Halle Berry is devastated after learning boyfriend Gabriel Aubry plans to remain in New York following the birth of their first child next year (08).  —  The Oscar-winner, who is five months pregnant …

Ellen Pompeo Quietly Weds in New York  —  Ellen Pompeo now officially has her own McDreamy: the Grey's Anatomy star and fiancé Chris Ivery married on Friday, her dad confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "I'm very happy for her," Joseph Pompeo, of Everett, Mass., said Wednesday.  "She just didn't want a big thing."

Rumer Willis Selected As 2008 Miss Golden Globe At 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards to be Telecast Live on NBC on Jan. 13 Rumer is Daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis  —  The Hollywood Foreign Press Association today announced Rumer Willis as its selection as Miss Golden Globe for …

Katie Holmes, Carrie Underwood Top Us Weekly's 20 Best Makeovers List  —  Sometimes a star isn't just born, she's styled.  —  Us Weekly has compiled the 20 best celebrity makeovers, and sharing the cover are Katie Holmes for "Most Improved" and country star Carrie Underwood for "Sexiest New Style."

GLOVES-ON ALERT  —  EVEN professional hairstylists won't touch Brandon Davis' hair.  When "Greasy Bear" paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves.  "Even the shampoo person wore gloves," said a source.

Exclusive Pictures: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal's Romantic Getaway!  —  Fear not, Gyllenspoon fans: Reese and Jake are still hot and heavy.  —  Us Weekly reports that just ten days after Witherspoon, 31, and Gyllenhaal, 26, were spotted smooching on Halloween, the pair took their love on the road to Napa Valley, California.

Shar Jackson Lends Hand with K-Fed's Boys with Britney  —  Shar Jackson and Kevin Federline  —  Embroiled in an ongoing custody battle with ex-wife Britney Spears, Kevin Federline nevertheless is trying to see that all four of his offspring get along, thanks to a helping hand from former girlfriend Shar Jackson.

Karina Smirnoff Shows Off New Nose  —  Dancing With the Stars' Karina Smirnoff showed off her new schnoz Tuesday night.  —  "She looked amazing," an attendee at French Connection's holiday styling event at Sunset Tower in West Hollywood tells Usmagazine.com.  "She was totally confident, beaming the whole time!"

Anna Nicole's Lover, Howard K. Stern, Tells Us: I'm Broke!  —  It has been a tough year for lawyer and former Anna Nicole Smith lover Howard K. Stern.  And in an interview in the new issue of Us Weekly, Stern claims that it's all taking a financial toll on him.

Now This Is A Sexy Man!  —  Screw Matt Damon!  This man should've been the Sexiest Man Alive of 2007!  People Magazine should've just put their logo and some copy lines on that picture above and called it a day!  Sexy....  Damn, he looks beat.  At first I thought my neighborhood weed man …

Will Angelina lose Zahara?  —  Last year, Angelina Jolie proudly told CNN's Anderson Cooper about her adopted daughter, Zahara.  "She's from Ethiopia.  She's an AIDS orphan," Angelina said.  But Zahara's adoption papers, which an In Touch representative was shown on November 12 …

More Actors Come Out to Join the Picket Lines  —  The striking Writers Guild members were joined on the picket line by veteran and current TV as well as movie stars yesterday.  While most of the focus thus far has been the effect of the strike on our television, the movie writers are out there too.

Dave Opens Own Wallet To Pay His Staff  —  EXCLUSIVE: I've just learned that David Letterman and his producers yesterday morning announced to his Late Show staff that they will be paid through the end of the year even though the show isn't on the air during the writers strike.

IS JENNIFER ANISTON CRYING OUT FOR HELP?!?  —  good morning!  as per usual below is the latest cover of STAR which is back to picking on jennifer aniston (last week they were picking on angelina) claiming she is in break down mode - and is desperately emailing her ex brad pitt …

Paris Hilton: Pole Dancing Attention Whore  —  I wonder if Paris Hilton has ever just sat back, and not tried to make herself the centre of attention.  Not jumped up on stage, not ran out in front of all the photographers, not turned on the night-vision on the handycam.