TILA CALLED CLOSET STRAIGHT  —  SELF-proclaimed bisexual MTV skank Tila Tequila may actually be straight as an arrow.  The gay-for-pay bikini babe stars in a "A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila," about her search for the perfect mate - male or female.  But it's "all a sham," says a source close to the show.

FAVORED FEET  —  WHEN your dad is Tom Cruise and mom is Katie Holmes, you're guaranteed the finest footwear, even if you're still younger than 2 years old.  Christian Louboutin has custom-designed a pair of shoes for tiny Suri Cruise, OK! magazine reports.  The...

Sliding scale: Salaries of Hollywood's leading ladies  —  How low are top actresses willing to go  —  When Cameron Diaz signed on to lend her voice to Princess Fiona in 2001's animated fairy tale "Shrek," she earned a modest six figures for the work.  But after the third installment …

Akon Charged in Fan-Tossing Incident  —  The YouTube clip of Akon tossing a 15-year-old fan into the crowd of a concert has come back to haunt him: Police are slapping the hip-hop star with criminal charges after a fan said she suffered a concussion in the incident.

Bachelor Brad Womack: Why I Dumped Both Women  —  In a dramatic rose ceremony on the Nov. 19 finale of The Bachelor, Texas bar owner Brad Womack, 35, said goodbye to both of the show's finalists: real estate agent DeAnna Pappas, 25, and Phoenix Suns dancer Jenni Croft, 27.

Wonder Woman is 100% going to be...  Ahoy, squirts!  Quint here.  There have been many names associated with the role of Wonder Woman in George Miller's Justice League flick.  One of those names has been chosen and a spy known as The 9th Complex sent in word that Australian Who Magazine claims they know who it is.

Is Lindsay Lohan strapped for cash?  —  Plus: Nicole Kidman's no 'mommy'; weekend box-office predictions  —  Lindsay Lohan isn't doing much to quell rumors that she's strapped for cash.  Lohan reportedly shopped around staged Thanksgiving dinner photos that included her mother Dina …

HITTING THE SPOT  —  EX-porn honey-turned-businesswoman Jenna Jameson and Heatherette designer Richie Rich are opening a bar together in Chinatown - and they couldn't have picked a better spot, although they won't say exactly where.  "It used to be a whorehouse," Richie told Page Six.

Chickenpox Strikes Spice Babies!  —  The Spice Girls  —  Geri Halliwell is being forced to leave her 18-month-old daughter Bluebell at home while she and the other Spice Girls prepare to kick off their world tour in Vancouver on Sunday.  —  "Bluebell caught chickenpox from Cruz," Halliwell …

Julianne Hough: Helio Is Like a Brother  —  Julianne Hough is shooting down rumors that she and her Dancing with the Stars partner, Helio Castroneves, are more than friends, exclusively to PEOPLE.  —  "Oh my gosh!  No!"  Hough told PEOPLE Thursday.  "I love Helio like he is my brother.

'SEX' PLOT THICKENS  —  DON'T read this item unless you want to know about the plot of "Sex and the City: The Movie."  It's been widely reported that the wedding scene between Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth, shot at St. Patrick's a while back, may be a dream sequence.

Lindsay Done with Pouty-Face Riley  —  Put a fork in them, because Riley and Lindsay are more done than last week's Thanksgiving turkey.  —  Sources close to the couple say Lindsay dumped Riley shortly after the two returned to Los Angeles on Nov. 25 (following their holiday weekend on the East Coast ).

Julia Roberts — America's Pissed-Off Sweetheart  —  Usually it's the paps who hunt celebs, but yesterday, Julia Roberts was on the chase in L.A., driving on the wrong side of the road as she went after a photog!  —  Once they stopped, an irate Julia got out of her car and gave the pap …

Caught in the Act!  —  • Hayden Panettiere and her Heroes costar Milo Ventimiglia, spending a night out together to support their castmate Adrian Pasdar.  The two took in his Civil War-era musical Atlanta at the Geffen Playhouse in Los Angeles.  After the show, the Heroes castmembers celebrated …

Sharon loses it over Love  —  Decrease Increase -  —  Submit comment:  —  SHARON Osbourne is at war with Courtney Love, labelling the singer a 'has-been' and a 'virus' who introduced her son Jack to drugs.  —  Sharon has even threatened to take the matter to court after accusing Love of introducing Jack to the drug OxyContin.

Britney Spears Launches Fan-Made-Video Contest — Winning Clip To Air On 'TRL'  —  Direct your own video for 'Piece of Me'!  —  Britney Spears may have shot a video herself earlier this week, but now it's your turn.  For her next Blackout single, "Piece of Me," the singer wants fans to give …

Drea de Matteo's Stately Birth  —  Drea de Matteo has a new bambino.  —  The former Sopranos star and her country-music crooning boyfriend Shooter Jennings welcomed their first child, daughter Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings, Wednesday night.  —  According to de Matteo's rep, the child tipped the scales at 8 pounds, 3 ounces.