Britney Gets a Lighter with Five Finger Discount!  —  Though she certainly has the ability to buy whatever she wants, for some reason, Britney Spears decided to steal a disposable lighter from a gas station last night — and brag about to the cameras!  —  The popwreck spent most of her day driving the paparazzi around in circles.

Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo Tipped to Wed This Weekend  —  He may have been a "Newlywed" once before, but it seems Nick Lachey is ready to march down the aisle again ... this weekend.  —  Pop singer Lachey and his MTV star girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo will be married in a secret ceremony …

OK!  Exclusive: Howie Dorough Married!  —  With his family and Backstreet Boys bandmates in attendance, Howie Dorough said "I do" to his lovely new bride Leigh Boniello at St. James Cathedral in his hometown of Orlando, FL, on Saturday.  —  To the sounds of trumpets, Leigh …

Amy Winehouse's mum sends tormented daughter a letter of love  —  Amy Winehouse's mum sends tormented daughter a letter of love  — IT'S been another long agonising week for tormented rock star Amy Winehouse.  With husband Blake in jail accused of trial fixing, her UK tour cancelled …

PARIS BACK ON STAVROS' TRAIL  —  Paris Hilton desperately wants her ex, Stavros Niarchos, back, say sources who have followed her antics in Miami this week.  —  The former lovers, who are in South Beach for the annual Art Basel festivities, provided a traveling sideshow as Hilton spent …

David Beckham teaches football to Snoop Dogg's soccer-mad children  —  When football fan and gangsta rapper Snoop Dogg decided his children should learn the beautiful game, their reaction was - as he might say - cool.  —  They refused to practise unless dad could persuade his buddy David Beckham to provide the coaching.

See through new look Lohan  —  LINDSAY LOHAN has given up a lot of things for good since rehab - and it seems her bra may be one of them.  —  Famous for leaving her underwear at home in the past, Lindsay is showing no signs of changing her ways as we approach 2008.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - TIMBERLAKE: 'I'M HOTTER THAN PITT AND CLOONEY'  —  JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has issued a warning to rival heartthrobs BRAD PITT and GEORGE CLOONEY - he's still the sexiest man in the world.  The pop star-turned-actor was recently named King of Sex by Rolling Stone magazine …

Katherine Heigl: "I Stand Behind My Opinion"; Knocked Up Was "Sexist"  —  Katherine Heigl is clarifying comments she made in the January issue of Vanity Fair about her recent hit comedy Knocked Up.  —  "It was a little sexist," the Grey's Anatomy star, 29, told the magazine, adding …

Juliette Lewis Thinks Brad Pitt Was No BIG Deal In Bed  —  Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt used to date in the early 90s.  Recently, Juliette was asked about Brad after she finished playing a set with her band at Seattle's Chop Suey.  Mike Walker of the National Enquirer claims a dude …

Square Pegg in New York  —  SIMON PEGG is an Englishman in New York for his next comic adventure, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.  —  The Hot Fuzz star is joined by a star-studded cast including KIRSTEN DUNST, JEFF BRIDGES and GILLIAN ANDERSON in the adaptation of TOBY YOUNG'S bestselling book.

Warrant Issued for Daniel Baldwin  —  We had such high hopes. *sigh* L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Millington has just issued a no bail bench warrant for Daniel Baldwin, for his failure to appear at a progress report hearing that was scheduled for 10:00 AM this morning.

Hayden Panettiere: Japan is a Joke!  —  SAVE THE CHEERLEADER WHALES, SAVE THE WORLD!  —  Actress and environmentalist Hayden Panettiere recently received a letter from the Japanese Government Fisheries Agency.  Below is their letter and Hayden's response is below that:

Holy Fug Monkeys!  —  Lisa Marie Presley and her 62 year-old, botoxed, pulled and stretched mother, Priscilla.  —  Omg, Priscilla looks frightening!  Her forehead is so tight you can see your own reflection in that bitch!  I think she thinks she's goth with her hair and pale complexion.

BRITNEY SPEARS has threatened to release video footage of one-time friend PARIS HILTON in a lesbian romp with a mutual pal, according to reports.  —  Brit has demanded that the heiress stop being rude to her and members of her entourage.  —  The troubled star has reportedly threatened to leak the footage …

got bitterness?  vs. a revelation on true connection (and the award goes to).  —  the first reaction is jealousy mixed with a slight sense of entitlement.  we just want to be a part of your club.  we feel like the orphans in the movie the warriors, when we are just dying to be the baseball furies.

Jennifer Lopez Buys Pink and Blue Onesies  —  Jennifer Lopez is in full baby-shopping mode, picking up matching pink and blue Tuni & G onesies from Petit Tresor in Los Angeles.  —  Which raises the question: Could the singer and husband Marc Anthony be having ... a boy and a girl?