Paris Signs Autographs in South Africa  —  Paris in South Africa  —  After a stopover in London, Paris Hilton spread the love in South Africa Thursday.  While her boyfriend Benji Madden's band, Good Charlotte, prepares to perform in Johannesburg on Friday, Hilton, 27, is not content to just sit backstage.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Gave $8 Mil to Charity  —  News cameras have captured Brad Pitt building homes in New Orleans, and now federal tax filings for the Jolie Pitt Foundation have documented the good works that Brad and Angelina Jolie are doing behind the scenes.

Tori Spelling: I'd Love To Be in 90210 Remake  —  Tori Spelling would like to return to her old zip code.  —  The actress has yet to be contacted by the producers of the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake the CW is developing, but Spelling, who played Donna Martin on the original show for 10 years …

Brangelina's Charity: Bravo  —  Brangelina's Charity: Bravo |  Paul Simon's Son, Wife Make Music |  Bronfman's Folly: Warner Stock Collapses |  ‘Today’ Show: Got Dough?  ; Jermaine's Dead Body |  Minghella Memories  —  Brangelina's Charity: Bravo  —  It's all good news for fans of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Rourke tees off on cop  —  Hollywood star Mickey Rourke admits screwing up: “I did a left U-turn at a red light, but I wasn't drunk.”  —  As far as the law is concerned, the star of Angel Heart and Sin City is 100 percent correcto.  —  Charged with DUI at the wheel of his pastel-colored Vespa near …

Desperately needing a mirror: Eva shows off sporty look but forgets her make-up  —  Eva Longoria is usually immaculately groomed.  Both on and off set, the desperate housewife never fails to turn heads for her glamorous outfits and flawless hair and make-up.

Enjoying the show?  Pregnant Nicole catches forty winks at her HUSBAND'S concert  —  For his adoring fans, watching Keith Urban perform on stage is a thrilling experience.  —  However, for wife Nicole Kidman, it's a time when she can try to sneak a quick forty winks.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Nude Pictures?  —  You've probably heard of Ashley Alexandra Durpe by now, but in case you haven't she's the alleged $4000/hour hooker, aka Kristen, at the centre of the Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal.  She's been a Girl Gone Wild, and posed nude for The New York Post, but so far she has yet to be seen naked.

Anderson Cooper Takes a Tour of David Beckham's Tattoos  —  Anderson Cooper learns how Beckham “bends it” on 60 Minutes this Sunday in a profile of the L.A. Galaxy superstar.  Cooper tends goal while Beckham demonstrates his signature kick and Cooper gets in the game, making a few valiant attempts to block the goal.

‘Chocolate Rain’ kid wins YouTube awards  —  Tay Zonday the creator of the Internet smash hit “Chocolate Rain” (above) won the YouTube award for Best Music Video of 2007.  If you haven't seen the video, you probably have way more sex than I do.  Therefore I hate you.  The AP reports:

She's Pissed!  —  It's war!  —  Lauren Conrad is not happy with Us Weekly.  —  The Hills star feels the mag twisted her words in their cover story, which proclaims she was “betrayed” by Audrina and Brody.  —  L.C. just posted the following message about the situation on her blog:

It Wasn't Lindsay — We're Blown Away  —  Lindsay Lohan can rest easy.  The recent sex tape photos circulating the Internet are not of the rehabbed starlet.  They are actually just another slutty girl from Illinois messing around with her boyfriend and a video camera.

CoCo's Ass Turns 29!  —  I don't if that says fatt, fatty or something else?  Whatever it is, the extra “t” is for her extra ass, because CoCo looks like she has two.  —  Coco's fatty ass came out to celebrate her 29th Birthday at Plumm in NYC last night.  She held a joint party with her pimp, Ice-T, whose Birthday was last month.

Jamie Lee Curtis Drops Her Top to Make a Point  —  Actress Jamie Lee Curtis has once again decided to bare her soul - and body - to convince women that they will be their most beautiful if they take care of their bodies and age naturally.  —  The star, whose curves turned heads in such early films …