Carrie's Texted Breakup with Chace  —  Country crooner Carrie Underwood's first hit single was vengeful breakup anthem “Before He Cheats,” but when we caught up with her at “Idol Gives Back,” Ms. Underwood seemed ultra cool about her split with Chace Crawford.

Natural Born Stripper: Woody Harrelson skinny dips with Hollywood pal Owen Wilson  —  Woody Harrelson cools off in the hot Florida sun with an impromptu skinny dip with actor friend Owen Wilson.  —  The Natural Born Killers star, 46, has been hanging out with the Wedding Crashers actor …

Pamela Anderson Signs on for E! Documentary Series  —  Pam Anderson is returning to the small screen - this time as the star of an “observational documentary series” that promises to present an intimate portrait of the mother and actress.  —  Tentatively titled Pamela, the series will debut on E! this summer.

Ellen Page Goes Topless, Flashes Ass, Doesn't Shave  —  There's been a lot of chatter and rumour asking is Ellen Page a lesbian?  Personally, I don't think it has anything to do with anything, but I have it on good authority that it's a poorly kept secret in her home town of Halifax, Nova Scotia, that she's not into dudes.

Jennifer Lopez wants to Tom Cruise to be her twins' godfather.  - Good Technology?  Is that what you are calling it?  Huh.  I guess the residents of Jonestown got some ‘Good Technology’ as well.  Did the Branch Davideans also get some ‘Good Technology’?  I call it overpriced Science Fiction …

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Big Ass On The Prairie  —  It looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt's ankle finally gave way under the pressure.  —  Related Articles:

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Wear Masks to Stylist's Wedding  —  Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen made another big fashion statement over the weekend.  —  To disguise themselves from photographers, they wore masks to the Los Angeles wedding of stylist Estee Stanley on Saturday night.  —  Ashley Olsen was a bridesmaid.

Indian tot for Madge  —  The pop queen, 49, gave up on her attempt to find a little girl in Africa after getting frustrated with red tape.  —  But she has her heart set on an Indian tot after a New Year holiday there.  Sources said she would fly out to choose a baby after she finishes promoting her new album.

Household Betrayal  —  Harassment in the workplace, sexual or otherwise, is something I take very seriously.  In my home and on the set, I have been surrounded for years by hardworking women (and men) whom I respect and whose rights are to be protected.  But when people make false claims …

Unemployment's a Downer for 'SNL'-er Dratch  —  And Vanity Fair rubs it in.  —  Rachel Dratch is learning it's not funny being an out-of-work comedian.  She left Saturday Night Live two years ago and then was replaced on 30 Rock.  What's she up to now?  “Maybe you can tell me,” she said at a Smart People screening on March 31.

NBC fights Lifetime on ‘Runway’  —  Network files suit to keep Bravo show  —  NBC and Bravo aren't letting “Project Runway” jump to Lifetime without a fight.  —  Peacock has filed suit in New York Supreme Court against “Project Runway” producer The Weinstein Co., arguing that the shingle denied NBC …

Jamie Lynn's Man Is Loaded  —  Jamie Lynn Spears is packin' baby, but her man is packin' too, and he's pointing his piece at a photog!  —  Casey Aldridge was pissed at a pap who allegedly shot this video on private property — Jamie says it was private, the pap says it wasn't.

Brad Pitt Gets a Hands-on Welcome at American Idol  —  Brad Pitt was speechless when he walked onto the American Idol stage Sunday night — literally.  —  The crowd went wild when the actor took the stage at Hollywood's Kodak Theater to tape a segment for Fox's second annual Idol Gives Back special, making talking impossible.