Making love to Madonna ‘was like cuddling a piece of gristle’ … A gaunt-looking Madonna was seen leaving the Kabbalah Centre in New York on Saturday.  —  Wearing shades and a baseball cap it seemed the marriage break-up was taking its toll on the 50-year-old mega-star.

ROUGH TRAIN RIDE  —  SAMANTHA Ronson deserves a medal for putting up with gal pal Lindsay Lohan.  The two took the Acela train to Washington on Thursday and “had a quiet fight” the whole time, our spy says.  Lohan spent most of the time complaining about her staff and told Ronson …

Faith Hill's Birthday Gift to Herself: Bikini Photo Shoot  —  Faith Hill's beautiful face has adorned covers of CDs and magazines before, but for the first time ever she's posing in a bikini.  —  What gave her the bravery?  Pilates.  —  “I could bend in ways I haven't been able to since I was a teenager …

Fashion critic Mr. Blackwell dies in Los Angeles  —  LOS ANGELES - Mr. Blackwell, the acerbic designer whose annual worst-dressed list skewered the fashion felonies of celebrities from Zsa Zsa Gabor to Britney Spears, has died.  He was 86.  —  Blackwell died Sunday of complications …

A-Rod set to buy £40m New York pad next door to Madonna as relationship heats up … Madonna's ‘soulmate’ Alex Rodriguez is weeks away from buying a New York penthouse apartment two blocks from the superstar's - in a bid to be close to her.  —  Speculation of a romantic relationship between …

From Paris to London...Ms Hilton is ‘here to stay’ … Paris Hilton has decided to relocate from her natural Los Angeles habitat to make London her new home.  —  The hotel heiress may not have been successful in her attempts to attract the attentions of Princes William and Harry on a recent evening …

Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly Romance Heats up in Texas  —  Minka Kelly (left) and Derek Jeter  —  With the Yankees out of the playoffs, Derek Jeter has some time on his hands and he's spending it romantically - with Minka Kelly.  —  The baseball star, 34, and the Friday Night Lights actress …

Jennifer Aniston is driving her friends crazy with OCD cleanliness  —  Jennifer Aniston doesn't have kids, but she's a fan of an item a lot of moms won't leave home without - disinfectant hand gel.  She's said to be such a germophobe that she slathers the suff on surfaces before she'll touch them like grocery carts and even door knobs.

Chest too big  —  I've got Britain's biggest boobs but want to cut ‘M’ off  —  TOP-HEAVY Donna Jones's life is being made a misery—because her bust is the biggest in Britain  —  Each breast weighs a jumbo ONE STONE—about the same as two average-size babies.

PASS COMPLETE?  —  IT looks like Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are ready to take the plunge.  Sources tell Page Six the Patriots' quarterback and the Brazilian supermodel are planning a wedding reception at Tavern on the Green.  “They were recently there, and Brady had a long chat with Broadway Joe Namath,” a spy said.

OK!  Exclusive: Ellen & Jen Hit Hollywood Baby Bash  —  Jennifer Aniston, Dustin Hoffman, Ben Stiller, Ellen DeGeneres, Jack Black, Tobey Maguire, Kate Beckinsale, Jonah Hill... That's a list of stars that you'd expect to see at an exclusive blockbuster movie premiere or major awards show.

‘Kim Possible’ Star Has Puppet Sex On Broadway  —  NEW YORK (AP) - Christy Carlson Romano, the voice of the Disney Channel's animated “Kim Possible,” laughed hysterically while rehearsing her first big sex scene on stage.  Later, she felt dirty.  —  Intimate interludes are always uncomfortable for actors …

Lil Wayne Expecting a Boy  —  Lil Wayne  —  Get ready for another Lil Wayne on the scene.  The rapper announced during the BET Hip-Hop Awards his first son will be born in “a couple of days.”  —  “I got a son about to be born any day now, so shout-out to him.

Audiences enter house of ‘Payne’  —  ‘W.’ performs on the upper end of expectations  —  The 20th Century Fox family was feeling no pain as Mark Wahlberg actioner “Max Payne” topped the weekend box office and Fox Searchlight's “The Secret Life of Bees” buzzed its way to a photo finish with family holdover …