Tom Cruise Gushes Over Suri's Incredible Vocabulary  —  Tom and Suri Cruise  —  Watch out, Harvard.  She's not even three years old, but little Suri Cruise is a bona fide brainiac, boasts her proud papa.  —  “Her vocabulary is incredible,” Tom Cruise told PEOPLE Monday night at the New York premiere of Valkyrie.

How Dare They!!  —  What the hell kind of GD celebrities do Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber think they are?  They should just retire and go live in the jungle or some s**t.  They actually gave their child a normal name!  The horror.  It's just as I expected, but I thought that they might surprise us or something.

Police Probing Sharon Osbourne After Alleged Charm School Beatdown  —  She may be the host of Rock of Love Charm School, but apparently Sharon Osbourne could use a refresher course herself.  —  E! News has confirmed that a police investigation has been launched after Osbourne allegedly attacked …

Paris and Benji Party Together at D&G  —  Could a reunion be in the works for Paris Hilton and Benji Madden?  —  It certainly looked that way tonight.  The two arrived mere minutes apart for the grand opening of the Dolce & Gabbana boutique on Robertson Boulevard hosted by Rachel Bilson.

Dennis Quaid Settles Babies' Overdose for $750,000  —  Dennis Quaid and his wife Kimberly have reached a settlement of $750,000 against Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for the accidental overdose of their newborn twins in 2007.  —  The agreement is pending the approval of a Los Angeles judge.

MORE ‘HEY!  HEY!  HEY!’  EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS  —  As promised earlier, here are the rest of the EXCLUSIVE photos from Britney's performance on Hey!  Hey!  Hey! in Japan.  —  Pure hotness.  —  Britney seems to be having a great time on her trip and says, “I love Japan!  I think all the tiny cars are so cute!”

Daughter: Columbo Star Peter Falk Has Alzheimer's  —  Famed Columbo star Peter Falk is battling Alzheimer's and dementia, his daughter says.  —  According to TMZ.com, Catherine Falk filed legal papers in L.A. County Superior Court claiming her father, 81, “requires full-time custodial care for his health and safety.”

Kevin Federline partying with weed and hookers  —  This story is from Star Magazine, so whether it's true or not is iffy, but according to Star Kevin Federline isn't quite the reformed dad that he tries to portray in the media.  They quote an insider who says he still heads to Vegas to party …

Singer Hilary Duff: I “Absolutely Did Not Say” I Was Still a Virgin  —  Hilary Duff says she never told Elle magazine in 2006 that she was still a virgin.  —  “You know what?  I was quoted saying I was a virgin, but I absolutely did not say that,” she says in the January issue of Maxim.

PARIS MAKES BRAVE MOVE  —  PARIS Hilton's vow to stay single after splitting from Benji Madden last month is proving a hard promise to keep.  —  We're not surprised to hear she's been getting cosy with acting Scotburger Gerard Butler, 39.  So cosy, in fact, she calls him Braveheart.

Kate Hudson Trying to Stay Single as Long as Possible  —  Kate Hudson may be “a hot ticket” in the dating world, according to her good friend, designer Stella McCartney, but the actress says she's in no rush to jump into a relationship.  —  “I'm actually enjoying being single right …

Zombie making ‘Halloween’ sequel  —  Dimension to release director's ‘H2’ in October  —  Dimension Films and writer-director Rob Zombie are teaming for an October release of ‘H2.’  —  Dimension Films and Rob Zombie are teaming for another chapter of “Halloween,” and he's racing to scare up the pic for release in October.

Jennifer Lopez going with ‘Plan B’  —  CBS Films seeking director for project  —  Jennifer Lopez has signed on to star in the fertility-themed romantic comedy “Plan B” for CBS Films.  —  Penned by Kate Angelo, story centers on a single woman (Lopez) who turns to artificial insemination …