Madonna Denies Reports of a $76-Million Divorce Settlement  —  Madonna and Guy Ritchie are slamming recent stories about their divorce settlement.  —  The joint statement - issued in London - came two days after Madonna's U.S. rep gave the Associated Press details of the supposed deal.

“The Hills” Shows Staged Wedding, Fake Judge  —  LOS ANGELES — Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag don't appear to be any closer to getting legally hitched.  —  A brief tease for the fourth season finale of MTV's “The Hills” that aired Monday seemed to indicate that the reality TV couple …

Pete Wentz Dishes On His Sex Life With Ashlee Simpson On ‘Howard Stern Show’  —  Before the show, Simpson asked the Fall Out Boy bassist to not ‘say anything crummy’ about her.  —  Don't be surprised if Pete Wentz calls you up this week to see if he can crash on your couch.

Aubrey O'Day: I Have No Sexual Preference  —  Aubrey O'Day likes girls - and guys.  —  “At this point in my life, I wouldn't say one way or another what my preference is sexually,” the former Danity Kane singer tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.  —  See more photos of celeb girl-on-girl action.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH Olympic champion smoked pot for the first time recently at a Michigan hotel?  The stoned athlete broke the TVs in his room, but later bought exact replicas so he could replace them before anybody at the hotel was the wiser . . . WHICH lifestyle diva used a hand model for close-up shots in her latest book?

Jennifer Aniston on Marriage, Bad Habits and Turning 40  —  It's been a big year for Jennifer Aniston: A new home in Beverly Hills, a new boyfriend (musician John Mayer, 31) and a new comedy, Marley & Me (costarring Owen Wilson), which hits theaters Christmas day.

Macaulay Culkin's Family ‘Absolutely Heartbroken’ by Sister's Death  —  Kieran, Macaulay and Rory Culkin  —  Macaulay Culkin and his siblings in their large family are reeling from the traffic accident death of their sister Dakota, their manager tells PEOPLE.  —  “They're heartbroken.

Rabid Fan Arrested Trying to Get to Lohan  —  An overzealous Lindsay Lohan fan was arrested early this morning after he tried to get around security at a Scottsdale nightclub in the hopes of getting close to Lindsay Lohan.  —  Cops tell us Lohan was leaving the Jackrabbit Supper Club & Lounge …

New mum Nicole Kidman warned she could turn barren after breaking taboo of playing didgeridoo … Nicole Kidman has been warned by Aborigines who say she will not be able to have more children because she broke a sacred taboo by playing a didgeridoo on German television.

Robert Pattinson to Play Jack Sparrow's Brother in Pirates of the Caribbean 4  —  Rumors are flying that the sexiest vampire in town is set to replace Russell Brand in the next installment of the “Pirates of the Caribbean” films.  —  “Pirates of the Caribbean 4” is still in the planning process.

Code blue for Red Hot Chili Pepper Anthony Kiedis  —  Anthony Kiedis can add one more piece of “Scar Tissue” to his lanky frame — the Red Hot Chili Peppers front man narrowly escaped kidney failure.  —  According to several sources, the former cocaine and heroin addict was a frequent patient …

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Gets Apology from the White House  —  On today's live taping of The View, conservative co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck complained that she didn't receive her usual invitation to the White House Christmas party.  —  “Maybe I didn't do enough for the Republican party this year,” Hasselbeck said on the show.

Hugh Hefner: “I Almost Swallowed A Sex Toy”  —  Hugh Hefner gives “Extra” viewers a private tour of the famed Playboy Mansion and reveals his favorite room saying, “No question - the bedroom.  I do my best work in the bedroom.”  —  Hefner admits to Lopez that he was heartbroken over his split …

‘The Jolie-Pitts give each other special homemade presents for Christmas,’ says father-of-six Brad … As if their rainbow family couldn't be any more perfect, Hollywood star Brad Pitt has revealed that his family exchange home-made gifts rather than big or expensive ones.

UDDERLY ICKY  —  “GOSSIP Girl” star Kelly Rutherford might not be uncomfortable talking about breast-feeding, but the rest of us are uncomfortable hearing about it.  The 40-year-old pregnant mother told Us Weekly she still nurses her walking, talking 2- year-old son, Hermés.

Exclusive: Jessica Alba joins ‘Office’ Super Bowl bash  —  Remember how yesterday I reported that The Office had scored the equivalent of a touchdown with a two-point conversion by getting Jack Black to appear in its post-Super Bowl episode?  Well, they just won the freakin' game!

Diddy Throws Private Birthday Bash for Kim Porter  —  Diddy, Murano owner Sandy Sachs, party planner Breana Cabral and Kim Porter  —  Diddy and Kim Porter have had a longtime on-again off-again romance - but the pair celebrated in style together when the music mogul threw an intimate birthday bash for her in West Hollywood Monday.

Blush Reality Star Found Dead at 23  —  Todd Homme from the Lifetime Channel's new reality hit Blush: The Search for the Next Great Make-Up Artist was found dead at his New York home, and the cause was under investigation, his mother told TVGuide.com on Monday.  He was 23.

Demi Moore's daughter Rumer shows off fiery new locks (and a fair bit of her enviable figure) … Rumer Willis looked right at home among a bevy of Hollywood It Girls last night as she turned out for the opening of the D&G flagship boutique in Los Angeles.  —  The daughter of Demi Moore …

Jennie Garth Talks Husband Peter Facinelli's ‘Twilight’ Future  —  Jennie Garth,Twilight,Parenthood,Movies, Celebrity Kids,90210  —  As Dr. Carlisle Cullen, the patriarch of the vampire Cullen family, Peter Facinelli plays an important role in “Twilight” — and his wife, “90210” star Jennie Garth …