Do not serve drinks to the Wino  —  Creepy crawler ... Amy goes on all fours as she prowls resort for booze  —  WASTED AMY WINEHOUSE is reduced to crawling up to holidaymakers and grabbing their drinks — after fed-up resort staff refused to serve her.  —  The sneaky singer also BEGS guests …

Gossip Girl Spins Off Serena's Mom  —  The juiciest story right now is what happened way back when.  —  Putting the not-happening rumors to rest, the CW has ordered up a pilot for a Los Angeles-set Gossip Girl spinoff, E! News confirmed Wednesday.  —  The new venture from GG creators Josh Schwartz …

‘Bear with it,’ says Big Brother as the celebs object to dressing as teddies and eating honey … In their everyday lives they are used to being treated with a fair bit of respect.  —  But it appears Big Brother is not impressed by claims of celebrity.  —  When former pop star Michelle Heaton …

Press Tour Journal: Poehler series' premise  —  UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. — The premise of NBC's untitled Amy Poehler sitcom from “The Office” executive producer Greg Daniels has been revealed.  NBC put scripts to the first episode in TV critics' press kits with our names emblazoned across every page …

Amanda Bynes Dumps Doug Reinhardt  —  Amanda Bynes has split with baseball player Doug Reinhardt .  —  “She ended it.  She had had enough,” a source close to the actress tells Usmagazine.com.  “Her friends didn't trust him.  Everyone thought he was using her for celebrity.  He was not good, and she was over it.

Raven-Symoné Is Combatting Body Critics  —  Raven-Symoné  —  When she needs a self-esteem boost, Raven-Symoné can count on her biggest fan: her mom.  —  “She'll call me and say, 'You're very pretty,' ” says the former That's So Raven star.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Nab British Academy Award Nominations  —  Another day, another round of acting nominations for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.  —  The two — who previously scored both Golden Globe and Screen Actor Guild Award nods — are being honored by the British Academy for their dramatic acting roles.

Hugh Hefner's Playboy lifestyle isn't what it seems, says Kendra Wilkinson  —  Life at the Playboy Mansion wasn't always a party, according to Kendra Wilkinson.  As for sex ... well, she got it elsewhere.  —  “I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it,” Hugh Hefner's 23-year-old ex tells Us Weekly.

WRESTLING MATCH  —  MICKEY Rourke (above) is already reaping the benefits of his comeback.  The star of “The Wrestler” was at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood the other night with Sean Penn and his long-suffering wife, Robin Wright Penn, when, our witnesses said, Rourke was accosted by fame-craving Bai Ling.

Emily Blunt rumored for ‘Iron Man 2’  —  Jon Favreau searching for his Black Widow  —  With Mickey Rourke and Sam Rockwell negotiating to play key villains in “Iron Man 2,” Marvel Entertainment and director Jon Favreau are now looking for the right thesp to play femme fatale Black Widow …

Is Johnny Depp Getting Hitched?!?!  —  Apparently so!!  —  Johnny and his longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis are planning a spring wedding in the chapel at their chateau in France, MTV UK reports.  —  It's reportedly going to be a small, low-key affair - although with Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards …

Britney To Star In SATC?  —  Sarah Jessica Parker lines Britney up for the Sex And The City sequel.  —  It is reported that Sarah Jessica Parker is keen to cast Britney Spears in the next Sex And The City movie.  —  The SATC actress thinks the Womanizer singer would be perfect …

In the Lap of Luxury, Paris Squirms  —  FRANCE is the birthplace of luxury fashion, and here the recession biting the world has the feel of a morality play.  —  As high-end consumers everywhere have suddenly suppressed their appetite for luxury goods, what was once considered a recession-proof industry has been hit hard.

Steve Carell buys Massachusetts general store  —  MARSHFIELD, Mass. - Steve Carell is going from “The Office” to the general store.  —  Carell, who plays bumbling boss Michael Scott on the NBC sitcom, recently bought the Marshfield Hills General Store.  The 45-year-old actor is a part …

Suave actor Ricardo Montalban dies  —  (01-15) 04:00 PST Los Angeles - —  Ricardo Montalban, the suave leading man who was one of the first Mexican-born actors to make it big in Hollywood and who was best known for his roles as Mr. Roarke on ABC's “Fantasy Island” and the villainous Khan of the …