Nicky Hilton — Battery Victim  —  We've learned Nicky Hilton was an alleged battery victim yesterday and the suspect was arrested.  —  It happened at 5:00 AM outside the IHOP in West Hollywood.  Law enforcement sources tell us a male transient pushed her to the ground.

Angelina Jolie Disses Ryan Seacrest Again  —  Angelina Jolie has dissed Ryan Seacrest again.  —  She famously ignored him at the Golden Globes in January, and when she saw him at Sunday's Academy Awards, she walked in an arc around his E! News station to avoid speaking with him.

Madonna Calls Sean Penn's Oscar Victory Speech ‘Amazing’  —  LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Despite reports that Madonna was set to debut her rumored new boyfriend and W magazine model, Jesus Luz, at the Vanity Fair post-Oscar bash on Sunday night, the singer walked the red carpet solo and spoke …

Brown has sorry story for Rihanna  —  As Hollywood's biggest stars primped for the Oscars, Rihanna gathered a celeb-free circle of friends Friday to celebrate her 21st birthday.  And while her ex, Chris Brown, wasn't on the guest list, the pop star couldn't escape him completely.

Possible OctoDad: Nadya Used Cancer to Get Seed  —  The sperm donor who believes he might be the father of OctoMom's brood says he donated his seed — because Nadya told him she had cancer and had to act quickly.  —  Denis Beaudoin, who was in a three-year relationship with Nadya Suleman …

81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post  —  So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right?  I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing.  That would have been really depressing.

Lutfi: BS Stands For More Than Britney Spears  —  Sam Lutfi is fighting back against Britney Spears' permanent restraining order against him, saying he never threatened her in any way.  —  Spears got a temporary restraining order last month claiming Lufti threatened to expose Spears family secrets …

Madonna Surprises Orphanage with Care Package  —  Talk about haute couture hand-me-downs.  —  Madonna recently sent boxes of clothes belonging to her 3-year-old son, David Banda, back to his former orphanage in Malawi.  —  The Home of Hope Orphanage Centre was a beehive of activity thanks …

Sherlock Holmes gay shock in new movie  —  IT'S shockingly eleMENtary, my queer Watson.  —  Super sleuth Sherlock Holmes is to be portrayed in a GAY way in Guy Ritchie's new flick.  —  The fictional him-vestigator is seen SHARING A BED with his dear, dear, Dr Watson and also enjoying some man-to-man wrestling with his close chum.

Thin Lindsay Lohan: “Stressed” But “Really Happy”  —  Lindsay Lohan is still eating...she's just stressed out.  —  “I haven't changed my eating habits,” she said at the Mercedes-Benz Oscar party at the Montage Beverly Hills, where she was excited for Sean Penn's big win.  So has she upped her gym routine?

Judd Apatow's Pineapple Express Oscars Comedy Short  —  Another one of my favorite parts of the Oscars ceremony last night was the Pineapple Express comedy segment featuring James Franco and Seth Rogen.  In case you didn't know, it was written and directed by Judd Apatow and also featured …

Amy Winehouse: Still in St. Lucia!  —  Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia  —  Is Amy Winehouse looking to turn her extended vacation into a permanent residency?  —  The Grammy winner, 25, has been enjoying the delights of St. Lucia for a few months now and has no immediate plans to return to the U.K., a source close to her confirms.