ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust  —  TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl  —  Meet Vince Shlomi.  He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers.

Heigl says she'll stay if 'Grey's' will have her  —  LOS ANGELES - Katherine Heigl said Friday she's ready to stay with “Grey's Anatomy” and the decision rests with the show.  —  Attending a studio party to mark the ABC medical drama's 100th episode, Heigl said it's premature to think her days as Dr. Izzie Stevens are numbered.

Bruce Willis Makes His Marriage Legal  —  It's official: Bruce Willis and Emma Heming are husband and wife.  —  After their wedding celebration in the Caribbean last weekend, the actor and the model/actress were wed in a civil ceremony Friday at a friend's house in Beverly Hills, his rep, Paul Bloch, tells PEOPLE.

Exclusive: Perez Hilton Pulls a Milli Vanilli  —  We had lunch yesterday with someone closely connected to Perez Hilton who confirmed what we've suspected for a while now:  —  Perez no longer writes any of the content on the site.  —  The only things Perez Hilton actually contributes …

What Trouble?  Pete and Ashlee Make Out on Stage  —  Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz dashed rumors of marital woes, proving the passion is still alive as they locked lips on stage during the MTV Australia Awards in Sydney on Friday night.  —  Simpson-Wentz, 24, who gave birth to her first child …

Jamie Spears Sues Britney Fansite!  —  We all know Britney's dad Jamie seems hungry to have everyone under his control, but we think his latest power stuggle is totally out of control.  One of the most popular, pro-Britney fansites around, BreatheHeavy.com is now being forced to shut down …

Amy Winehouse in a Scary Panty Upskirt Picture of the Day  —  I wrote this about Amy Winehouse's panties last week....  I still feel the same.  I would love to wear that s**t like a Halloween mask, just to see if it smells like death, or chemicals, or old period, or dried up cum …

Robert Pattinson Talks Gossip  —  “I was like, ‘God, I sound like such a loser!’”  —  These days, you can't look at a gossip rag or website without finding some new — often outrageous — story about Robert Pattinson, the red-hot star of ‘Twilight.’  —  When we talked to Pattinson …

Top Model Contestant Opens Up About Sex Change Surgery  —  Isis King, the first transgender contestant on the CW's America's Next Top Model, opens up to Tyra Banks about her sex change operation, her new life as a woman and her boyfriend, Desmond.  —  King, 23, was infamously voted off …

Clearing a few things up  —  Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up.  I've been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I'm about to discuss.  First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all.

For Jade  —  When my Mum first got cancer I must've been around the age Jade's eldest son is now.  Too young, in fact, to properly comprehend what was happening, only old enough to sense the tingling presence of fear, the averted looks, the stifled, thin lipped sympathy and muddled, neighbourly compassion.