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8:25 AM ET, October 9, 2009

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Marc Malkin / E! Online:
Ay, Caramba!  Marge Simpson Gets Nude for Playboy  —  Who knew Marge Simpson was such a sex kitten?  —  Sources confirm that the ambiguously aged, iconic cartoon TV mama will appear—naked!—on the November cover of Playboy magazine...  Hugh Hefner teased a while back on Twitter about a possible Marge-Playboy collaboration.
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TMZ.com:
Marge Simpson — Playboy Cover Girl  —  This is the closest you'll ever get to finding out if the carpet really does match the blue drapes.  —  TMZ has obtained the cover for Marge Simpson's November issue of Playboy — and needless to say, she's got a bangin' bod for having popped her first kid …
Discussion: AceShowBiz.com and Lifeline Live
Michael K / Dlisted:
Marge Simpson To Bare Her Cartoon Chichis In Playboy
Discussion: Amy Grindhouse
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Michael K / Dlisted:
War At The Twins' Birthday Party  —  Today is the Gosselin twins' 9th birthday party, and Jon Gosselin tells Entertainment Tonight that it could turn into World War III.  The battle between the rabid possum and the corroded ass wart will be caught on film, because Jon is bringing the ET camera crew to the party.
Discussion: Us Weekly and Oh No They Didn't!
TMZ.com:
Jon & Kate's New Court Date
Discussion: Perez Hilton
People.com:
Miley Cyrus Sends Her Last Tweet  —  Miley Cyrus  —  There's a little less celebrity Tweeting in the online universe today.  Miley Cyrus has deleted her Twitter page after posting a message apparently referencing Australian actor Liam Hemsworth, her The Last Song costar and rumored love interest.
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David Caplan / People.com:
Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo: Back On!  —  Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo split in June, but beginning in late August, sightings began cropping up of them together at nightclubs across the country - and in some instances they were engaged in some heavy PDA.
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Fox News:
Exclusive: David Letterman's Wife Demanded Public Apology  —  David Letterman's surprise announcement last Thursday that he had engaged in affairs with female staffers earned him high ratings and laughs from his audience members, but one woman who was not laughing was the “Late Show” host's wife, Regina Lasko.
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Nellie Andreeva / Hollywood Reporter:
‘Southland’ canceled  —  ‘Dateline NBC’ will air in drama's Friday time slot  —  It's the end of the road for drama “Southland,” which has been canceled before the launch of its sophomore season.  —  Production on the John Wells-produced cop series is being shut down after six episodes.
Natalie Trombetta / Daily Mail:
Who needs Botox?  Wrinkle-free Nicole Kidman gets a Croydon Facelift  —  She continues to deny claims she uses Botox, but Nicole Kidman opted for another trick for ironing out unwanted wrinkles last night - the Croydon Facelift.  —  The pencil-thin Oscar-winning actress modelled …
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RADAR:
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Lindsay Lohan's Family Planning An Intervention  —  Hot on the heels of Michael Lohan's claims that his daughter is addicted to prescription drugs, RadarOnline.com can confirm that the Lohan family wants to stage an intervention for the troubled actress.
Julie Jordan / People.com:
Meet Jennifer Hudson's Newborn Son!  —  Photo by: Derek Blanks / Ken Barboza Associates / Hilton Media Group  —  Motherhood definitely seems to agree with Jennifer Hudson, who gave birth to her first child, David - named after her fiancé, David Otunga - on Aug. 10.
RADAR:
WORLD EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Joe Francis Attack Caught On Security Video  —  “He can't lie anymore!”  Jayde Nicole speaks out for the first time since the attack, describing her nightmare at experience at the hands of Joe Francis while watching RadarOnline.com's explosive never-before-seen security video of the incident.
The Sun:
MADONNA is buying toyboy lover JESUS LUZ a £1.7million gaff in New York.  —  The Queen Of Pop has decided it's a bit too early for the model to move in with her and the kids.  —  In other words, there was no room at the inn for Jesus.  —  But Madge wants her new fella …
Marc Malkin / E! Online:
Audrina Is Doing the Single Ladies Dance Again  —  Listen up, gentlemen!  Audrina Patridge is available.  —  She and Aussie BMX racer Corey Bohan's two-month romance is dunzo.  —  “Yes, she is single,” Patridge's rep tells me.  —  This isn't the first time Audrina and Corey have broken up.
Dina Lohansays / New York Post:
Like daughter . . .  Not one to be outdone by loopy daughter  —  Lindsay's nipple pasties for Emmanuel Ungaro,  —  she'sa designer, too!  Mama L. will unveil her new “celebrity” shoe line creatively dubbed “Shoe-Han” at Trump Plaza today.  What's more, the failed reality star …
Access Hollywood:
Dina Lohan's Message To The Press: ‘Leave Lindsay Alone!’  (October 8, 2009)  —  Dina talks with Access at a press conference announcing her as the spokesperson for Love My Shoes.  But, how does she feel about being called “one of the world's most famous mothers” in her own press release?
Discussion: New York Post and OK! Magazine
Luke Crisell / Nylon Guys Magazine:
Zac Attack  —  Is Zac Efron the next king of the silver screen?  It may be too soon to tell, but the actor—who turns 22 next Sunday—is certainly making good start.  This month sees the release of the Richard Linklater-directed Me and Orson Welles, in which Efron plays an aspiring thespian …
 
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