Cops Describe Craziness at Sheen House  —  An Aspen cop wrote a sworn statement saying Brooke Mueller told authorities Charlie Sheen had done this to her before — this according to the officer's affidavit obtained by TMZ.  And Mueller told cops Sheen held her down at knifepoint and threatened to have her killed if she told anyone.

EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner Split!  —  So much for the two Taylors finding love.  —  After three months of dating, country singer Taylor Swift and New Moon star Taylor Lautner have split, UsMagazine.com has learned.  —  “It wasn't really developing into anything, and wasn't going to …

EXCLUSIVE: Lawyer Admits Jon Gosselin's Ex Took TV, Denies Burglary  —  Hailey Glassman's attorney admitted to RadarOnline.com that security footage will show Jon Gosselin's ex girlfriend removing a TV and other items from his apartment.  —  But Stephanie Ovadia said Glassman did nothing wrong …

Michael Lohan Accused of Kicking Ex's Lady Part  —  Erin Muller claims Michael Lohan physically abused her at least twelve times over the last two years — including an incident in which Michael allegedly “kicked [her] in the vagina.”  —  Erin Muller filed court documents in Nassau County …

Rock drummer found dead in his home  —  HUNTINGTON BEACH James Owen Sullivan, a drummer and backup vocalist for the Southern California band Avenged Sevenfold, was found dead at his home on Monday, authorities have confirmed.  —  Sullivan, who went by the stage name The Rev …

TMZ Falls For JFK Photo Hoax  —  Photo that “could have changed history” actually from a Playboy shoot  —  In a colossal screw-up, the gossip web site TMZ.com today published a photo purporting to show John F. Kennedy frolicking on a yacht with a harem of naked women—except …

FIRST LOOK: Kevin Jonas's Wedding Photo!  —  Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa's wedding earlier this month was like a fairy tale - complete with a castle, an enchanted forest and glass slippers in the bride's shoe size, a gift from the groom.  —  “I knew that my princess needed her glass slippers …

BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS PARTYING WITH MISTRESS?  —  First word out of Palm Beach, Florida...  Was Tiger Woods partying in Palm Beach?  —  That's what sources tell ET, and Woods wasn't alone.  Rumors that Tiger and reported mistress No. 1 Rachel Uchitel were spotted holding hands …

Samantha Ronson blew John Mayer  —  Right before the holiday, an apparently drunken John Mayer and Samantha Ronson decided to spread some Christmas cheer to the paparazzi by letting them and bystanders film their antics including Samantha and John loudly describing a night of passion which confirms several of my suspicions:

Brad Pitt Coming to ‘Sherlock Holmes 2’  —  What could make ‘Sherlock Holmes’ and all of its bare-chested (and perhaps not-so-straight) detective work even sexier?  How about the addition of Brad Pitt in the sequel?  Yep, you heard it here first: Papa Pitt is set to reunite with Guy Ritchie once things …

Monkey Business with Ashton Kutcher  — Ashton Kutcher, - Ashton Kutcher Photos, - Dynamo, - Katalyst, - Kim Kardashian, - Kim Kardashian Photos, - Kim Pics, - Monkey  —  I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming!  They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear!

Kim K's Kookie Krisis Kontinues  —  Kim Kardashian is accused of masterminding a plot to crumble a cookie empire — and her alleged weapon of choice ... Twitter.  —  The guy behind Dr. Siegal's Cookie Diet weight loss program has cooked up a lawsuit against Kim, claiming the reality star defamed …

Kourtney Kardashian Baby Photos: First Look at Her Son Mason  —  EXCLUSIVE: Just weeks ago, Kourtney Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick welcomed their son Mason into the world — and now everyone is getting a chance to see their bundle of joy.  PopEater is proud to exclusively debut photos …

Letterman ‘extorter’ pushing for plea deal  —  The “48 Hours” producer accused of trying to blackmail David Letterman has floated an offer to plead guilty in exchange for a one-year prison term, sources told The Post.  —  The offer won't be considered by the office of outgoing Manhattan DA Robert Morgenthau …