ZUCKER THREATENS TO ICE CONAN!  Says “I'll Keep You Off The Air For 3 1/2 Years”; Conan Reps Counter: “This Will End Up In Front Of A Judge If NBC Doesn't Wise Up”  —  BREAKING NEWS!  EXCLUSIVE!  2ND UPDATE: NBC Universal, faced with Conan O'Brien's defiance, is taking what insiders tell me is …

EXCLUSIVE: Kate Gosselin Hates Her $7,000 Hair Extensions!  —  Hair today, tears tomorrow?  —  Kate Gosselin, 34, marked the new year by trading in her signature spiky bob for long, blonde locks in a process that took 20 hours of work and would normally cost $7,000 (hers was comped).

Lindsay Lohan braces herself for release of internet sex tape (as she makes uninhibited appearance in daring open shirt)  —  Lindsay Lohan may be fearful that an old sex tape is about to surface on the internet, but she put up a brave front last night.  —  The 23-year-old actress went bra-less …

Elton and ‘American Idol’ - Is the Bitch Back?  —  So TMZ may have led the way in the search for Simon Cowell's replacement on “American Idol.”  —  On TMZ TV — the day Simon announced he was leaving — we floated Elton John as the guy who should take Simon's seat.

Panic Over Heidi Montag Topless Photos  —  Moments after Heidi Montag's newest chesticular operation, her assistant went into full panic mode after a camera containing photos of Heidi's bare jumblies went missing during an ambulance ride.  —  It all went down in November as Heidi …

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Captain America’ & ‘JP4’ News  —  Joe Johnston's career blasted off big time when his first feature, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, scooped up $130 million at the box office and was cemented in the pop culture as a Disneyland attraction.  Since then, he's had the luxury of following his instincts …

FIRST LOOK: Adam Lambert Sits Down with Oprah  —  It's hardly like Adam Lambert to be anything but upfront, so the recent mystery about his possible appearing with Oprah Winfrey on her show was a bit baffling.  But baffle no more.  —  While the American Idol sensation addressed the rumors …

Brangelina Give $1 Million to Haiti Relief, Join Chorus of Worried Celebs  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina have pledged $1 million to the relief effort in the wake of devastating earthquakes in Haiti.  The Hollywood power couple are giving the huge sum to Doctors Without Borders …

Jesse McCartney - No Nude Photo, Or Else  —  Jesse McCartney wants everyone to know ... if you publish a nude photo of him — even one that looks like him — he'll sue you.  —  The photo is floating around ... showing what looks like a naked McCartney all by his lonesome, laying on a bed with a candy G-string, fully exposed.

Sutherland wears dress on ‘Letterman’  —  Kiefer Sutherland donned a dress for his appearance on last night's instalment of The Late Show With David Letterman.  —  The 24 star joined Letterman on stage wearing army boots and a green patterned dress with a long-sleeved white shirt underneath.

‘Real Housewives’ Husband Popped for DWI  —  The husband of Teresa Giudice from “Real Housewives of New Jersey” was hospitalized early this morning after wrecking his car in NJ — where cops from one town charged him with DWI ... and then cops from another town swooped in and arrested him over some outstanding warrants.

Even More Hotness From Cristiano Ronaldo And Armani  —  images courtesy of Armani In case you didn't get your daily fix of Cristiano Ronaldo's washboard abs in yesterday's fresh new Emporio Armani ads, here's another set of shots from the ad campaign.  I hate to say it, but these pics are hotter than David Beckham's!

Paramount eyeing ‘Four Brothers’ sequel  —  Mark Wahlberg will star; most of creative team to return  —  Paramount is developing a sequel to its 2005 thriller “Four Brothers,” bringing back many of the creative team for “Five Brothers.”  —  Mark Wahlberg eyeing a return to star and hatched …

George Clooney to Host MTV Telethon for Haiti  —  This is exclusive to this column: actor George Clooney is planning to host a telethon to raise money for the people of Haiti next Friday on all the MTV channels.  —  George told me last night at a private reception for his movie “Up in the Air” …

‘Green Lantern’ announced one villain, but word is Jackie Earle Haley is playing Sinestro  —  Everyone's up in arms about “Spider-Man” this week, and I can understand why.  It's huge news.  But it's certainly not the only superhero film that's gearing up to shoot, and “Green Lantern” …

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Rep: Katy Perry Is Not Pregnant  —  Despite the rumors circulating online, Katy Perry is not pregnant.  —  The star's rep tells UsMagazine.com that reports claiming Perry — who got engaged to Russell Brand on New Year's Eve in India — was getting a sonogram and showing off a baby bump were “not true.”