Source: Jessica Simpson Not Getting a Prenup, to Papa Joe's Chagrin  —  If you think it's odd that Jessica Simpson announced she's tying the knot to former footballer, Eric Johnson, just days after her ex, Nick Lachey, announced his engagement to long-time girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo …

Willow Palin — Will Sarah Palin's Daughter Be The Next Teen Mom?  —  The gorgeous 16-year-old daughter of Sarah seems to be pretty popular with the boys of Wasilla and, if she's learned anything from her big sister, being a teen mom is pretty lucrative!  —  Sarah Palin's eldest daughter Bristol came …

Christian Bale May Kill Someone Yet  —  When a rage for authenticity meets a passionate fakery meets a workingman's attitude, you get this guy.  An actor of great dimension — just don't call him that.  And he'll probably win some big award for his role in The Fighter, but don't dare tell him that.

Sebastian Bach Arrested for Biting at Canadian Bar  —  Former Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach was arrested in Ontario, Canada early this morning after cops say he smashed a wine glass at a downtown bar ... and then BIT the owner!!!  —  According to reports, the drama all began when the singer got into a …

Taylor Momsen's Shake 'N Bake Commercial [Video]  —  Way before the rebellious Taylor Momsen was sporting heavy eyeliner and fronting a rock band, she was as cute as a button, starring in Shake 'N Bake commercials.  The adorable ad, which aired in 1997, just recently surfaced online.

Babe of the Year: Scarlett Johansson  —  The Megans and Milas and Blakes may come and go with the usual ebb and flow of the multiplex, but our (somewhat unhealthy) fascination with one woman endures

PHOTO: Courteney Cox & David Arquette Reunite  —  This weekend brought a family day for the Cox-Arquettes.  —  Though Courteney Cox and David Arquette have separated, the two, accompanied by daughter Coco, were nothing but smiles at the Old Navy Rock & Bowl event at Pinz in Studio City, Calif., on Saturday

Britney Spears's Divorced Parents Reconciling  —  Britney Spears's parents, Lynne and Jamie Spears, are reconciling eight years after their divorce.  —  “They are back together and are doing well and happy,” a source tells PEOPLE.  “[They're] not remarried but back together.”

Mel Gibson Admits Slapping, Not Hitting Oksana  —  TMZ has obtained Mel Gibson's sworn declaration in the custody war with Oksana Grigorieva, in which Mel admits slapping Oksana because he says she was so hysterical she was endangering the baby ... but he denies hitting her.

Snooki's birthday bash to be sponsored by LifeStyles condoms  —  Tweet  —  Snooki is planning a huge New York birthday blowout — sponsored by a major condom firm.  The MTV “Jersey Shore” star is throwing the bash in a VIP room at Pacha on Saturday night.  And she's got some major backing — LifeStyles — as the party's sponsor.

EXCLUSIVE: Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Welcomes Baby Girl!  —  It's a girl!  —  Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft and husband Joe Waterman welcomed their first child, Mae Elizabeth Waterman, on Saturday, November 13.  —  “She was 7-pounds even at 20 inches,” Schefft tells UsMagazine.com exclusively.

Daniel Radcliffe: Emma Watson Kisses ‘Like An Animal’  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION? … LONDON — Daniel Radcliffe was expecting a tender embrace when it came time to kiss co-star Emma Watson in the new “Harry Potter” film.  What he got was torrid necking, Watson working magic with her lips “like an animal,” he said.

EXCLUSIVE: Gordon Ramsay's Mistress Writes Open Letter To His Wife  —  The postman has a special delivery for Mrs. Gordon Ramsay.  —  The fiery television chef, who last week wrote an open letter to his mother-in-law begging for forgiveness after firing her husband (his father-in-law) …

Katherine Heigl Out Of ‘Adaline’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Katherine Heigl this morning withdrew from Adaline, the Lakeshore/Kimmel Entertainment-produced film that was to begin production in March.  Word has circulated that there was some acrimony involved — the word racing around Hollywood …

Adele Debuts Fiery New Song, ‘Rolling in the Deep’  —  Sometimes anger can produce something beautiful.  —  Take two-time Grammy Award winner Adele's brand new single, “Rolling in the Deep,” which was written quickly and in the heat of the moment.  —  “I was so angry that I finished …

Kourtney Kardashian Pictures Step Up Her Kardashian Game  —  Sure, we all know Kim Kardashian, big time celebrity, sexy reality star, plowing her way through the NFL, enjoys warm showers; and, anybody whose ever seen Cloverfield can spot Khloe Kardashian from a mile away …

Jake Gyllenhaal Whisks Taylor Swift Away To London On A Private Jet!  —  And it set him back quite a few pennies.  We bet she's worth it though.  —  Sources are reporting that while Jake Gyllenhaal was in London this week, promoting his new movie Love and Other Drugs, he started to get this feeling, this lonely feeling.

Lea Michele & Cory Monteith Cover ‘Teen Vogue’  —  Lea Michele and Cory Monteith spend a day at the beach for the cover of the December/January 2010 issue of Teen Vogue.  —  Check out what the Glee co-stars spilled to the mag:  —  Lea, on playing Cory's girlfriend on set …

Mike White Sinks Teeth Into ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’  —  Lionsgate has closed a deal with Mike White to direct Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, the adaptation of the Seth Grahame-Smith novel that spices up Jane Austen's time-tested 1813 literary classic with a smattering of flesh-eating walking corpses.