Justin Bieber Gets a Fisker Karma for His 18th Birthday  —  Justin Bieber reached driving age two years ago.  But only now, as he turns 18, is he getting the car of his dreams.  —  Celebrating his milestone birthday Thursday on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Bieber is presented by his manager …

Pics!  Courtney Robertson Accepts “Bachelor” Ben Flajnik's Proposal; Went Wedding Dress Shopping Yesterday!  —  Poor Lindzi Cox.  We have photos of her not getting Ben Flajnik rose in the final ceremony on The Bachelor.  Lindzi's decked out in a gorgeous black gown in the mountains of Zermatt, Switzerland.

Kate Middleton, Camilla Gorge on “Naughty” Sweets on Store Visit with Queen Elizabeth  —  Three Queens walk into a London department store . . .  On Thursday, Kate Middleton hit London department store Fortnum & Mason with stepmother-in-law Duchess Camilla and grandmother-in-law Queen Elizabeth.

Zac Efron Dropped That Condom To Impress Nicole Kidman.  Of Course.  —  When Zac Efron dropped a Magnum condom at The Lorax premiere, you'd just assume it was a simple mistake at best or a deliberate message to the ladies at worst.  Except if you're The National Enquirer …

Amber Rose Engaged to Wiz Khalifa — See Her Ring!  »  —  Wiz Khalifa put a ring on it!  —  The “Black and Yellow” rapper, 24, proposed to girlfriend Amber Rose, Us Weekly can confirm.  Sharing a picture of her dazzling engagement ring via Twitter, Rose said: “He has made me the happiest woman in the world!”

Katy Perry's Butt Cheeks Are Here.  Thank God.  —  Not a whole lot happening today, folks, so here's Katy Perry walking around Paris Fashion Week wearing a see-through dress that'd almost be scandalous if she didn't want you to see her mint green granny panties with a double side of ass-cheek.

George Clooney: 'I Don't Give A Sh*t If People Think I'm Gay'  —  “Hey, Internet.  Blow me.  — Too Mel Gibson?  You're right.”  —  Even more than his acting at this point, George Clooney is known for having sex with a woman until she says, or even thinks, he's that good, the “M” word …

What In Parmesan Cheese Eyebrows Hell?!  —  I could try to write a 4,000 page series of horror novels in the style of Bram Stoker solely based on the Wildenstein-ing of Lil' Kim's face and the Top Ramen-ing of her crunchy weave, but it's THOSE BROWS that are giving me a headache from the chorus …

Lohan: 'I Regret The Choices I've Made'  —  Lindsay Lohan sat down with Matt Lauer for a new Today show interview that was five years in the making.  A lapse in time that kept coming up as Lauer fully went after the controversial starlet for her public antics over the last half-decade.

And Now, In Chichifeeding News....  Maybe it's because the coffee I injected directly into my eyeball veins took a detour and hasn't hit my brain yet, but that picture of Beyonce played a trick on me for a second.  I thought Beyonce forgot to take off her Tempur-Pedic baby pillow and accidentally wore …

Halle Berry Fires Longtime Lawyer Neal Hersh ... Hires Legal Bulldozer  —  Fires Longtime Lawyer  —  Hires Legal Bulldozer  —  Halle Berry has dumped another man ... but this one has been with her way longer than all the others — her longtime lawyer/confidante, Neal Hersh ... TMZ has learned.

Settles Sexual Harassment Suit  —  Britney Spears has settled a lawsuit filed by Fernando Flores, a bodyguard who worked for her for a very short time — a bodyguard who claimed Britney was a sex-crazed maniac who came on to him and flashed him.  —  Sources close to Britney say the lawsuit is total B.S. …

Lady Gaga Hits Harvard in Elegant Black Ensemble  —  Leaving her usual colorful, crazy looks at home, Lady Gaga stepped out in a surprisingly reserved outfit on Wednesday.  —  PHOTOS: Lady Gaga's wackiest outfits  —  The singer, 25, chose an ultra-chic black flare coat by Prabal Gurung …