Porn Star Claims Sex With Lindsay Lohan While Dad Michael Slept Upstairs!  —  Alex Torres claims to have had sex with Lindsay Lohan while her father Michael Lohan was asleep in the same house, and RadarOnline.com has audio of the porn star recalling his torrid encounter.

Adriana Lima Expecting Second Child  —  There's another little angel on the way for Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima.  —  The Brazilian beauty, 30, and her husband, former NBA star Marko Jaric, are expecting their second child, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.

New Mom Beyonce Shows Off Tiny Waist in Curve-Hugging Blue Dress  —  It's hard to believe that Beyonce Knowles was in labor just 10 weeks ago.  —  The “Naughty Girl” singer, 30, showed off her svelte post-baby body while heading into The Greenwich Hotel in New York City Monday.

New Jonas reality  —  The Jonas Brothers are poised to knock the Kardashians off their tarnished reality TV throne.  The even more famous family — Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas — have a development deal with E! and are filming a “family reality show,” sources tell us.

Jessica Simpson: “Whenever My Water Breaks, It Will Be Like a Fire Hydrant!”  —  Though her extra large baby bump may indicate otherwise, Jessica Simpson still has about four weeks to go before she gives birth.  —  PHOTOS: Jessica Simpson and other nude, pregnant celebs  —  Appearing on Jimmy Kimmel LIVE!

Our 500th astronaut - Ashton Kutcher!  —  Great news today news from our Astronaut Relations team at Virgin Galactic: our 500th future astronaut customer has just signed up!  Even better news is that number 500 is Ashton Kutcher.  I gave Ashton a quick call to congratulate and welcome him.

‘American Reunion’: Jason Biggs Rips Eddie Kaye Thomas' Pants at Premiere (Video)  —  The stars gathered to celebrate the fourth film in Universal's comedy franchise, with a minor wardrobe malfunction taking place on the red carpet.  —  The stars of the American Pie movies are used to pranks …

Richard Gere: Pretty Woman was rubbish  —  In an exclusive interview with Woman's Day, the actor blasts the film that made him a heart-throb.  —  It was the modern-day fairytale that captivated hundreds of millions of film fans the world over.  But it seems Pretty Woman holds nothing but regrets for its leading man, Richard Gere.

'RuPaul's Drag Race' disqualified contestant speaks out: 'I wasn't caught doing anything'  —  Well, no one saw this one coming — except for maybe Willam herself.  —  “Will you please step forward?”  RuPaul asked the controversial queen at the very end of last night's new episode of RuPaul's Drag Race …

Eva Longoria really hates parking tickets  —  Eva Longoria out and about in Beverly Hills (3/16)  —  That was actually my second choice headline.  I didn't think that “I would wear Eva Longoria's ass as a hat” in giant letters at the top of the page seemed appropriate.  Tons of kids read this site.

Ex-Ninja Turtles Actor — Michael Bay is ‘Sodomizing’ the TMNT Legacy  —  EX-NINJA TURTLES ACTOR  —  Michael Bay is ‘Sodomizing’  —  the TMNT Legacy  —  The guy who voiced Michaelangelo in the original “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” movies is FURIOUS with Michael Bay ... claiming the director is …

JWoww & Snooki Wore Bikinis.  Pregnant Snooki.  —  Here's JWoww and Snooki filming their Jersey Shore spinoff, Ah, F**k, The Danny DeVito One's Pregnant in Cancun over the weekend which I'll just assume was supposed to be an episode about the two of them getting whore-hammered …