Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs  —  Indie pic ‘Jobs’ to be directed by Joshua Michael Stern  —  The King of Twitter is now the King of Apple, as “Two and a Half Men” star Ashton Kutcher is attached to play Steve Jobs in the indie pic “Jobs,” which Joshua Michael Stern ("Swing Vote") will direct from a script by Matt Whiteley.

It's a Girl for Bruce Willis and Emma Hemming!  —  Bruce Willis and his wife Emma Hemming welcomed a baby girl, Mabel Ray Willis, Sunday in Los Angeles, Willis's rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  The Die Hard actor and Hemming, a designer-model, “are overjoyed about the newest member of their family.

Slime pours nonstop at Kids Choice Awards  —  The slime came fast and furious at the 25th annual Kids' Choice Awards, where even celebrities get doused in bucket loads of green gunk.  —  Host Will Smith opened the 25th annual Kids' Choice Awards promising a record amount of slime, and, halfway through the show, he was delivering.

The Situation — MTV Warned Him for YEARS About Drinking Problem  —  MTV Warned Him for YEARS —  Stop Being a Drunk Mess!!!  —  MTV had threatened to replace The Situation on “Jersey Shore” many times over the past two years due to his excessive drinking — sources connected with the production tell TMZ.

This week on TODAY: A legend returns, Sarah Palin to co-host  —  This week is shaping up as a big one for TODAY.  —  A legend will return to the broadcast Monday morning.  (Have a guess?  Tell us on Facebook).  —  Sarah Palin will co-host Tuesday.  She'll reveal a different side of her than you've seen before.

Chevy Chase In Feud With ‘Community’ Creator Dan Harmon  —  Things are looking up for NBC's perennial bubble series Community, which has been solid since returning from a long hiatus earlier this month, establishing itself as NBC's second highest-rated comedy behind The Office.

Scotty McCreery Is Picking a College for Fall  —  He won the 10th season of American Idol and released a Platinum-selling debut album, but there's one accomplishment Scotty McCreery has yet to achieve: graduating high school.  The country star is walking with his classmates this June, and doesn't expect his education to end there.

Pregnant Vanessa Lachey Goes Makeup-Free in New TwitPic  —  All-natural beauty!  —  On Friday, Vanessa Lachey showed her Twitter followers the face that hubby Nick Lachey fell in love with six years ago.  —  Without a trace of foundation, mascara or lipstick, the pregnant star, 31, posted a completely makeup-free photo of herself.

Octomom — Now On Welfare  —  Now On Welfare  —  Octomom is doing what she swore she would never do — go on welfare ... TMZ has learned.  —  The mother of 14 is getting $2,000 a month from the State of California.  The money is deposited directly into a special debit card account (see above).

Jennie Garth: Peter Facinelli and I Are ‘Great Parents Together’  —  Even though they're in the middle of a divorce, Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli are on the same page when it comes to parenting their three daughters.  —  “We are great parents together,” Garth, who is mom to Luca, 14 …

CISSY HOUSTON ON DAUGHTER WHITNEY'S DEATH: “I DON'T BLAME MYSELF”  —  Cissy Houston is opening up about the loss of her daughter Whitney.  —  The 78-year-old gospel singer tells New Jersey's My9's 10 O'Clock News:  —  “I have my moments.  I'm not there yet.  I don't think I'm any more courageous than anyone else.