Gets Another Chick Pregnant  —  Say what you will about Levi Johnston, but his sperm is world class — he's gotten another girl pregnant out of wedlock.  —  Sources tell TMZ ... the lucky woman is Sunny Oglesby, a 20-year-old school teacher from Wasilla, Alaska.  Levi has been dating her for just over a year.

With the Oscars Over, What's Left to Live For?!  Ladies of the TV Issue: Sofía Vergara, Claire Danes, Julianna Margulies, and Michelle Dockery  —  Expand Click to enlarge.  —  As our culture critic James Wolcott will tell you, it is now television shows rather than films that dominate …

Miranda Lambert Slams Ashton Kutcher for Mocking Country Music at ACMs  —  Ashton Kutcher's no king of country.  —  The recently separated Two and a Half Men star, 34, was one of the unexpected infiltrators at Sunday's Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas.

Lara Flynn Boyle's Face ‘Is Melting’ As Cosmetic Surgery Wears Off, Says Expert  —  After many years of rumors that she's gotten too much plastic surgery, Lara Flynn Boyle appears to have finally laid off the procedures, but with scary results.  —  The 42-year-old actress …

‘There are downsides to looking this pretty’: Why women hate me for being beautiful  —  On a recent flight to New York, I was delighted when a stewardess came over and gave me a bottle of champagne.  —  ‘This is from the captain — he wants to welcome you on board and hopes you have a great flight today,’ she explained.

PICS: See Jessica Alba's Giant Tattoos!  »  —  She's one edgy mama!  —  Jessica Alba debuted brand-new ink while hitting the playground with her girls, Honor, 3, and Haven, 7 months, in Beverly Hills Monday.  —  The 30-year-old mom sported a trio of roses on her left bicep and a bow on her tailbone.

An Expectant Vanessa Minnillo Hits the Club - in Five-Inch Heels! - with Nick Lachey  —  Vanessa Lachey was beaming all night while hanging out with hubby Nick at the opening party for Marquee - the Star, a nightclub in Sydney, Australia.  —  “She was literally glowing,” …

A NOTICEABLY SLIMMER CHRISTINA AGUILERA SHOPS AT FRED SEGAL IN STILETTOS  —  Flaunting her newly slimmed down figure in a black skull tube dress with black tights and sky high heels, Christina Aguilera made sure to stand out in her electric blue cardigan and white fedora hat as she hit up celeb fashion Mecca, Fred Segal, on Monday.

Paris Hilton Hates Reality, Has A Butt Crack  —  Once, when she was very little, Paris Hilton met an old sailor who told her that, “Argh, nothin' relieves a below deck itch like a fresh waft of sea air on your biscuit,” so that explains these photos.  With that in mind, here's another story …

Kate Winslet Calls Leonardo DiCaprio A Fat Bitch, Sort Of  —  Since Leonardo DiCatchAHo is busy trolling Victoria's Secret casting calls for his next piece, Kate Winslet has to do promo stuff for Titanic 3D by herself and ho is on fire.  Kate is that bitch (aka YOU) at her 15th high school reunion …

Karl Lagerfeld apologises for calling Adele fat  —  KARL Lagerfeld has finally apologised to Adele in the only language tearful women understand - handbags.  —  The oddball fashion designer caused uproar earlier this year when he said the Grammy winner was “a little too fat” in a French magazine.

Ashlee Simpson: 'Jessica Isn't Squeezing Out A Kid Anytime Soon'  —  While looking so thin and pretty Minka Kelly couldn't resist sticking her hand up her shirt, Ashlee Simpson basically let reporters know that her gigantic billionaire sister is going to get even larger which is exactly …

Lauren Conrad Poses Topless, Talks About Cellulite  —  No one has ever seen this side of Lauren Conrad!  —  The former reality star turned fashion designer poses topless of the May issue of Glamour, revealing her seriously svelte body in white bikini bottoms.

PIC: Shirtless Robert Pattinson Goes Paddle Boarding!  —  Is there anything sexier than a half-naked Robert Pattinson?  —  The actor, 25, went paddle boarding in Malibu, Calif. Friday.  The bearded star, who hasn't been photographed shirtless since shooting The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn …

HILARY DUFF IS DETERMINED TO WORK OFF THE BABY WEIGHT  —  Dressed in a tight all-black ensemble to conceal her baby weight and carrying a very chic gym bag, Hilary Duff headed to pilates class with her personal trainer on Monday afternoon, just ten days after giving birth!

Jenna Talackova: Will She Compete?  —  Reversing its position of last week, when it denied transgender contestant Jenna Talackova from competing, organizers of the Miss Universe pageant have now said she may walk down its runway, with certain provisos.  —  And it still remains to be seen if she will.

Here's the Pulled Mary J. Blige Burger King Commercial  —  No one seems to know why the Mary J. Blige Burger King commercial above has been scrubbed from the internet.  We spoke with someone who worked on it (he didn't know).  We reached out to Burger King for a comment .

There's A ‘Blue Lagoon’ Remake Now  —  “So, wait, after I use this coconut as a tampon, I do what with my cousin?”  —  If you've been on the Internet at all today, you've probably already been bombarded with pics of Indiana Evans (?) filming The Blue Lagoon remake for the Lifetime channel (C'est la vie, questionable underage nudity.