Adrienne Maloof — Take Your ‘Housewives’ Reunion Show And Shove It!  —  Take Your Reunion Show  —  AND SHOVE IT!!!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Adrienne Maloof has shut down Bravo's plea to appear on the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion show ... and TMZ has learned it all has to do with a secret document …

Judge to Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer — You're an Incompetent  —  YOU'RE AN INCOMPETENT!  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Lindsay Lohan has an incompetent lawyer representing her .... so says the judge in her criminal case.  —  It was shocking but Judge Jim Dabney reamed Mark Heller …

Justin Bieber Celebrates His Birthday Shirtless, Parties Until 6 A.M.: Pictures  —  Justin Bieber arrives at his London hotel on Feb 28, 2013  —  Justin Bieber in his birthday suit — or, at least, half of it!  After performing a show as part of his Believe tour in Birmingham …

Taylor Swift Might Be Getting On Ed Sheeran Again  —  You haven't lived until you've pulled a bright ginger pube out of your mouth and I guess Taylor Swift knows this, because the elven tramp of The Shire is once again spending time with the bushel of Hobbit pubes known as Ed Sheeran.

R.I.P. Bonnie Franklin  —  Bonnie Franklin, best known for a playing single mom to two teenage daughters on the long-running CBS sitcom One Day At A Time, died this morning.  She was 69.  The actress and singer, who worked on stage, film and TV (she made her TV debut at age 9 on the Colgate Comedy Hour) …

“O'Brien is a thoroughly despicable human being”: Downton Abbey actress Siobhan Finneran confirms show exit  —  Scheming maid to Lady Grantham will not be returning for costume drama's fourth season  —  Downton Abbey actress Siobhan Finneran is to leave the hit ITV costume drama.

An Open Letter to Star Magazine  —  Here are the two things you learn quickly in the public eye when media publications are “reporting a story” about your life... That some publications are more reputable than others and they fact check their stories, and then one writes whatever story …

Usher — Suspect Arrested in Stepson's Fatal Jet Ski Accident  —  Suspect Arrested in  —  Stepson's Jet Ski Death  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  The jet ski operator who allegedly ran over Usher's stepson in a Georgia lake last summer — killing the 11-year-old boy — was arrested this morning ... TMZ has learned.

Jim Parsons, Taylor Kitsch Join HBO's Ryan Murphy-Directed Movie ‘The Normal Heart’  —  EXCLUSIVE: The Big Bang Theory star Jim Parsons and Friday Night Lights alum Taylor Kitsch will co-star opposite Julia Roberts, Mark Ruffalo and Matt Bomer in The Normal Heart, HBO's original movie adaptation …

Charlize Theron, Seth McFarlane: Hookup at the Oscars?  —  (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images) ORG XMIT: 161315061  —  Could this year's Academy Awards have minted more than mere Oscar gold?  There's a lot of chatter coming from Hollywood that a new romance may have been ignited …

‘Honey Boo Boo’ — Sugar Bear's Nightmare ... NO MORE Fried Food!!  —  No More Fried Food!!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Honey Boo Boo's dad is in danger of getting his redneck card pulled — 'cause TMZ has learned Sugar Bear's health is forcing him to cut out ... FRIED FOOD!!!

Michael Sheen Wasn't Ready to Settle Down with Rachel McAdams: Source  —  There's no bad blood between Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen.  The exes simply “have different visions for the future,” a source tells PEOPLE about the pair, whose split was confirmed on Wednesday after two years of dating.

Exclusive: Anne Hathaway Threw “a Fit” Over Amanda Seyfried's Oscar Dress During Rehearsal  —  Credit: Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.com; Jeff Vespa/WireImage.com  —  Cosette made Fantine very, very upset.  Us Weekly has brand-new details on what went down between Les Miserables costars Anne Hathaway …

NEWS/David Beckham Fires Back at H&M Short Film Body Double Rumors: “I Can Confirm That's My Bum”  —  David Beckham has admitted to using a body double in portions of his H&M ad, but now, he wants to take ownership of some very specific body parts.  —  Namely, his butt and his crotch.

Octomom — Bizarre, Disturbing, Drug-Fueled Conduct (VIDEO)  —  BIZARRE, DISTURBING,  —  DRUG-FUELED CONDUCT (VIDEO)  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Octomom's friends say she's hit rock bottom again, because she's exhibiting the exact same bizarre, dangerous conduct that was caught on tape and just obtained by TMZ.

NBC Affiliate Replaces ‘Office’ With ‘Matlock’ in Response to Andy Griffith Oscars Snub  —  Pushing repeats of the outgoing comedy and “Law & Order” and an original “1600 Penn” to Saturday, the Cleveland station's GM tells THR they wanted to give the actor due after he was left out of the “In Memoriam” segment.