JAY Z “Open Letter”  —  I got an onion from Universal and didn't even weep...  I got an onion from Universal and didn't even weep...  I got an onion from Universal and didn't even weep...  N!  CE  —  N!  CE  —  N!  CE  —  Does Kevin Hart get a check for the hook?

MTO SUPER DUPER WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Top NFL Superstar Is Photo'd ON VACATION . . . With One Of His ‘MALE FRIENDS’!!  (This Ish Here Is Looking SUSPECT)  —  CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!  —  Similar Articles  — MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: NFL SUPERSTAR WILLIS MCGAHEE JUST TIED THE FOOTBALL RECORD …

Reebok DUMPS Rick Ross  —  REEBOK GIVES RAPPER THE BOOT  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Rick Ross just learned a hard lesson about rape and money ... you embrace one, you lose the other ... because he was just DUMPED by Reebok.  —  As TMZ previously reported ... Ross has taken a ton of heat for his song …

Joe Jonas Declines Girl's Invite to College Formal, Makes Counteroffer  —  Joe Jonas has his own special way of replying to elaborate, obsessive videos from fans - by sending back elaborate, obsessive videos of his own.  —  The Jonas brother, 23, did just that in response …

Second Child on the Way for Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner  —  Get ready for another Trump bump!  —  Ivanka Trump and her husband, New York Observer owner Jared Kushner, are expecting their second child, PEOPLE confirms.  —  The new addition will join daughter Arabella Rose, 20 months.

Gwyneth Paltrow: 'I won't do Botox again, I looked crazy.  I looked like Joan Rivers!'  —  Gwyneth Paltrow covers the May issue of Harper's Bazaar.  Yes, she's wearing the same Balenciaga bustier thing that Kristen Stewart wore MONTHS ago to an On the Road screening.

Kris Humphries — Accused Of Ripping Off Bev Hills Suit Shop  —  Accused Of Ripping Off  —  Bev Hills Suit Shop  —  Kris Humphries swindled a Bev Hills suit shop out of thousands of dollars in designer threads ... by promising to deliver NBA clients in exchange for a discount ... this according to a new lawsuit.

Kerr's caught in Angel flap  —  Supermodel Miranda Kerr was not fired as a Victoria's Secret Angel for “being difficult” but is stepping down because she could not devote enough time to the demanding brand, sources exclusively tell Page Six.  —  Talks between the lingerie line …

NeNe Leakes Lucrative New $1 Million Contract Makes Her Highest Paid Housewife!  —  Reality pays, especially for NeNe Leakes!  —  The Real Housewives of Atlanta star has inked her contract for season 6 of the hit Bravo show, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she got a raise …

Justin Bieber's Dumb Friend — STAGED Selena Gomez Hookup Pics  —  Hookup Pics  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  BUSTED!!!  Justin Bieber's freeloading friend is NOT hooking up with Selena Gomez, even though he went to Herculean lengths to make it seem that way ... and we have video proof.

Amanda Bynes Parents ‘Very Upset’ About Kim Kardashian's Comments About Her  —  The parents of troubled ex-Nickelodeon actress' Amanda Bynes were left “very upset” about comments Kim Kardashian made praising their daughter's drastic transformation, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Brandi Glanville shares bizarre photo of scorched face after beauty procedure  —  The ‘Real Housewives’ star shared a photo of herself displaying bright red, shiny skin — then deleted it.  —  ‘I had my face& hands burned by a laser its steal [sic] healing but thnks 4 stalk n me at home!’

Nikki Reed Chops Hair by 12 Inches!  —  Credit: Jerod Harris/WireImage.com; Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic  —  And another celebrity gets the chop!  Nikki Reed debuted her stylish new lob (long bob) Wednesday night, April 10, at the 3rd Annual Coach Evening to Benefit Children's Defense Fund at Bad Robot in Hollywood.

MIAMI BEEF BLOWS UP  —  at Strip Club  —  EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS  —  Lil Wayne's night in a Miami strip club almost ended with blows — he and Trick Daddy came dangerously close to a Drake-Chris Brown type brawl ... and TMZ has photos inside the club.  —  Weezy was chillin' at King of Diamonds …

Mickey Rose dies at 77; Woody Allen collaborator and TV writer  —  Mickey Rose was a childhood friend of Allen's who helped him write the early comedies ‘Take the Money and Run’ and ‘Bananas.’ He later wrote for ‘All in the Family’ and ‘The Odd Couple.’  —  Mickey Rose, left, is shown with Woody Allen.

Sweet dreams indeed!  Kim Zolciak's baby boy Kash Kade Biermann is only seven months old and already he's giving his reality TV star mama something to brag about.  “He sleeps 12 hours and wakes up smiling!”  Zolciak gushed to Us Weekly at a Bravo event promoting the return of her Real Housewives …

LI drug addict bilks family for ‘fake’ cancer treatments: DA  —  Her grandmother was so heartbroken, she sold her home to give her $100,000 for chemotherapy.  —  Her dad cleaned out his IRA to donate $25,000.  —  Authorities yesterday laid out the alleged lies of a diabolical Long Island junkie …

Rachel McAdams In Talks To Join Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone In Cameron Crowe Film  —  EXCLUSIVE: What a cast Cameron Crowe and producer Scott Rudin have cooked up for the film they are prepping at Sony Pictures.  Rachel McAdams is in talks to star with Bradley Cooper and Emma Stone.

Former ‘Peanuts’ voice actor Peter Robbins pleads guilty to threats, stalking  —  SAN DIEGO - An Oceanside man who as a child performed the voice of Charlie Brown in several “Peanuts” animated television specials and movies pleaded guilty Wednesday to charges of making criminal threats …

Lauer makes light of image  —  Matt Lauer made light of his own bad press Tuesday night at UJA Federation of New York's Broadcast Cable & Film Division event honoring Bloomberg Media Group CEO Andrew Lack.  Lauer, who emceed, took the stage and told the crowd he was “a bit surprised to be asked to host this dinner.

EDITOR'S PICKS  —  Cubs prospect Jorge Soler has been suspended five games for charging the visiting team's dugout during a Florida State League game with a bat.  Soler was suspended Thursday.  —  Rick Ross has just been kicked to the curb by a sneaker company.