Things That Aren't Believable: Jennifer Aniston As A Stripper  —  When peen-headed Vin Diesel cried about how Hollywood is harder on men than women when it comes to body image, I said some s**t about how Hollywood is the land of unrealistic everything and most Hollywood movies are not real life.

Amanda Bynes — REJECTED from Private Jet  —  REJECTED  —  From Private Jet  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  This is priceless — Amanda Bynes was flat-out rejected from a private jet flight in Jersey this weekend ... after trying to use GOOGLE as a substitute for her government ID, sources tell TMZ.

TIME Exclusive: President Obama's 1979 Prom Photos  —  Tucked away in someone else's shoe box of adolescent artifacts, there might be a picture of you in garish clothes and with an outdated 'do, your arm around a high school squeeze.  The President of the United States is no different.

Court Issue lol  —  Soooo what happen was... Lol.  No but seriously so my mom wanted me to go with her on her vacation to Hickory, NC.  I was going there with Jace and my mom to see my older brother who lives there.  Now Hickory is 6 hours away from where we live!

Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt Welcome Daughter Gracie James  —  Surprise - Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt are first-time parents.  —  The actors are “thrilled to announce the arrival of their daughter, Gracie James Livingston,” their reps confirm to PEOPLE exclusively.

Eva Longoria GRADUATES — I'm a MASTER of Chicano Studies  —  GRADUATES  —  I'm a Master of Chicano Studies  —  EXCLUSIVE DETAILS  —  Eva Longoria had an interesting Wednesday night ... she GRADUATED from a master's program at Cal State University Northridge ... and TMZ has the video!

‘S.W.A.T.’ Star Steve Forrest Dies at 87  —  A contract player at MGM in the 1950s, he also starred in such films as “The Longest Day” and “Spies Like Us” and in the BBC hit “The Baron.”  —  Steve Forrest, whose starred as Lt. Dan “Hondo” Harrelson on the 1970s ABC action series S.W.A.T. …

Joe Jackson — Wade Robson Is Getting PAID TO LIE  —  Wade Robson's Getting  —  PAID TO LIE  —  Wade Robson is getting paid big money to destroy Michael Jackson's reputation with child abuse allegations ... so says MJ's dad Joe Jackson.  —  Joe was at the airport in L.A. Wednesday …

SPOTTED: HALLE BERRY & HER DAUGHTER NAHLA HEAD TO SCHOOL  —  A pregnant Halle Berry was snapped taking her 5-year-old daughter Nahla to her elementary school in Los Angeles, California on Wednesday afternoon (May 22).  Berry, 46, who is currently dealing with a nasty custody battle with ex …

Lil Wayne — We Signed PARIS HILTON to Record Contract  —  WE SIGNED PARIS HILTON  —  to Record Contract  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Lil Wayne's crew just signed Paris Hilton to a record deal ... and she's planning on dropping a brand new album in the very near future!!

Cannes: Ryan Gosling in the Bloody, Booed Only God Forgives … Only God Forgives (Solo Dio perdona) - Estratto... par SpaggyPalermo

Jennifer Love Hewitt covers Women's Running: ‘It helps the badonk-a-donk!’  —  Jennifer Love Hewitt covers the May/June issue of Women's Running to promote “The Client List.”  I think JLH is a total sweetheart, and she's eternally cute with a banging bod, but ugh, is Women's Running really going the celebrity route?

Catherine Zeta-Jones Returns Home from Treatment  —  Catherine Zeta-Jones is home from treatment for her Bipolar II disorder, after having checked herself into a facility last month for what her husband described as a “10,000 mile check-up.”  —  The Oscar-winning actress was spotted out driving in New York on Tuesday.

‘Love & Hip Hop, New York’ Stars REVOLT Over Massive Contract Disputes  —  ‘LOVE & HIP HOP, NEW YORK’  —  STARS REVOLT  —  Massive Contract Disputes  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Big trouble on the set of VH1's “Love & Hip Hop, New York” ... TMZ has learned, the stars of the show are refusing to go to work …

Taylor Swift Isn't A Belieber!  Doesn't Approve Of BFF Selena Gomez Dating Justin Bieber  —  Hot Deals  —  Taylor Swift doesn't approve of her best friend Selena Gomez getting back together with Justin Bieber, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.  —  According to the insider …

Did Brad Pitt really slam Jennifer Aniston in his Esquire interview?  Really?  —  Obviously, I'm a Brangeloonie and I've never pretended to be anything else.  Maybe that's why I didn't interpret Brad Pitt's Esquire comments as some kind of “slam” on Jennifer Aniston.

Rare picture of Reese Witherspoon completely sober . . . and Wednesday's Paparazzi Leftovers  —  Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, May 22  —  Reese Witherspoon shopping at Whole Foods in Westwood (pics start here)  —  British reality star Frankie Essex relaxing by the pool in Alicante, Spain (pics start here)