NOT IN REHAB  —  Lamar Odom has NOT checked himself in to rehab ... sources connected to the NBAer tell TMZ.  —  There are reports out that Lamar checked himself in ... we've been making calls for the last day and just got what we're told is the definitive word ... he's not there.

Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Slobber On About Each Other In Prestige Magazine  —  It was nice of Prestige Magazine to erase the party girl ass that Robin Thicke had his right hand on.  —  Party girl type Lana Scolario told Life & Style that Robin Thicke wanted to bone the ten layers …

Matt Bomer Responds to ‘50 Shades’ Petition  —  The months-long search to find two actors who could properly inhabit Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele came to an end this past Monday when Charlie Hunnam and Dakota Johnson were officially cast in the 50 Shades of Grey feature film.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: Are They Engaged?  —  Are Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis preparing to walk down the aisle?  —  The actress was wearing an understated gold band on her ring finger while toting a bundle of flowers in L.A. on Wednesday.  —  Although there's no official announcement …

Ali Lohan Made Her Fashion Show Debut (UPDATE)  —  UPDATE: I got a few emails and comments from people who screamed at me, “Michael, you dumb bitch, do your research! … Yeah, they used the word “research” like I know what that is.  But I sit corrected.  Apologies to the chick in white for confusing her with a Lohan.

George Zimmerman — Wife Shellie Zimmerman Will File for Divorce  —  Wife to File for Divorce  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Ya win some ... ya lose some, George Zimmerman — Trayvon Martin's shooter is about to be slapped with divorce papers from his wife.  —  Shellie Zimmerman's attorney says his client is preparing to file for divorce.

‘Thrones’ and ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Helmer Eyed to Direct Next ‘Terminator’ (EXCLUSIVE)  —  Alan Taylor would direct the Skydance and Annapurna production  —  After creating worlds filled with dragons and demi-gods, “Game of Thrones” and “Thor: The Dark World” helmer Alan Taylor looks ready to enter the world of cyborgs.

RIPPED BY HARTFORD MAYOR  —  ‘Quit Whining’  —  The mayor of Hartford, Connecticut is firing back at Dave Chappelle — telling the comic to QUIT BITCHING about his city ... and get on with his life.  —  “Dave Chappelle needs to quit whining, do his job and try some yoga,” Mayor Pedro Segarra tweeted this morning.

Toronto: Robert Pattinson, Dane DeHaan to Star in ‘Life’  —  UPDATED: Anton Corbjin is directing the story about James Dean and photographer Dennis Stock.  —  TORONTO — Robert Pattinson and Dane DeHaan are teaming up to star in Life, the true story about the friendship between James Dean and Life magazine photographer Dennis Stock.

David Fincher, Fox Set ‘Gone Girl’ Cast; Tyler Perry To Play Defense Attorney  —  EXCLUSIVE: 20th Century Fox and director David Fincher are firming up Gone Girl, the Gillian Flynn novel that will star Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike and shoots this fall.  Fincher has set Tyler Perry …

‘I have been dreading this announcement’: Jack Osbourne's wife Lisa Stelly suffers late term miscarriage  —  Jack Osbourne and wife Lisa Stelly have tragically lost their second baby (Picture: AP)  —  Jack Osbourne's wife Lisa Stelly has tragically suffered a late term miscarriage.

SNEAK PREVIEW!  JULIAN MORRIS BARES ALL  —  Yes honey it's everything you've been waiting for!  THE DREAM!  Coming soon in our September issue!  —  The lovely Julian gives us ‘come hither’ over six amazing pages in our bumper September issue, dishing on his stellar career playing everything …

Snooki Fires Back: 'I'm Not Too Skinny — I'm Healthy!'  —  Snooki tells In Touch her weight loss in healthy.  —  Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has a few choice words for her critics who've attacked her for getting “too skinny” after losing 50 pounds post-baby — nearly a third of her body weight.

‘WHY ARE YOU HARASSING ME?’  —  Mel Gibson had an angry encounter with Malibu cops last Saturday — the good news ... he was sober and left the Jews out of it.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... just after 1:00 AM Mel and a female passenger rolled up to a DUI checkpoint on Pacific Coast Highway …

SOME OF MY BEST DATES ARE BLACK  —  “Big Brother” contestant Aaryn Gries has taken lots of heat for her racist comments on the show ... but we have color photos showing a more tolerant side.  —  We got pics of Aaryn's big prom night in 2009, when she was a senior at Douglas County High School in Castle Rock, Colorado.

Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde Again After Baby: Get the Details from Her Hairstylist  —  A new mom needs a new look!  Kim Kardashian dared to go blonde once again and shared the gorgeous outcome when she stepped out for a Labor Day party on Tuesday, Sept. 3, with baby North in tow.

Angelina Jolie, All Six Kids Fly to Australia from L.A.: Pictures  —  The gang's (almost) all here!  Angelina Jolie surfaced at LAX Airport in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Sept. 4, accompanied by six of her seven most favorite people: Her kids!  Bound for Australia, Jolie, 38, managed to shepherd Maddox …