Halle Berry — Her Baby's Downright Medieval!  —  HER BABY'S DOWNRIGHT MEDIEVAL!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez went back more than a thousand years to find a name for their new baby ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ …

ΦKT Member From Georgia Tech Sends Rapiest Email Ever - “Let Them Grind Against Your Dick”  —  Our news tip line just exploded.  Apparently, an active member of Phi Kappa Tau at Georgia Tech sent an email to his chapter that is beginning to spread around like wildfire.

TR Knight Marries Boyfriend, Katherine Heigl Attends Former Grey's Anatomy Costar's Wedding  —  Former Grey's Anatomy star TR Knight has tied the knot with his boyfriend Patrick XX on Friday, Oct. 4, sources confirm to Us Weekly  —  TR Knight is a married man!

Jennifer Ehle Joining ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ As Anastasia Steele's Mother  —  EXCLUSIVE: Universal Pictures and Focus Features are negotiating with Jennifer Ehle to play the role of Carla in Fifty Shades Of Grey.  Carla is the mother of Anastasia Steele, she's a strong Southern woman on her fourth marriage.

Eminem's Daughter Hailie Scott Crowned Homecoming Queen  —  She was immortalized in a song when she was just a baby, and now Eminem's daughter, Hailie, is famous at her high school.  —  The rapper's daughter was crowned homecoming queen of Chippewa Valley High School on Friday during …

Justin Bieber — Lighting Up ... In Possible Weed Smoking Pics  —  LIGHTING UP  —  In Possible Weed Smoking Pics  —  EXCLUSIVE DETAILS  —  Justin Bieber may have been photographed smoking at a party again — only this time Biebs got snapped sitting next to a celeb he was reportedly banging.

HE'LL OD OR KILL HIMSELF  —  Khloe Kardashian has taken NO steps to divorce Lamar Odom ... because she's afraid he'll die or kill himself if she does ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources connected to the couple tell TMZ ... barring a miracle, Khloe thinks divorce is “inevitable.”

Britney Spears Dines In No Alcohol Zone — BUT ...  DINES IN NO ALCOHOL ZONE BUT ...  EXCLUSIVE  —  Britney Spears dined out last night with her boyfriend and a bunch of his friends ... and alcohol became an issue.  —  The group of 8 went to dinner at the Four Seasons Hotel in Westlake Village …

Kate Middleton ‘asked for discount’ at antiques shop claims owner  —  Thrifty Kate, 31, is said to have haggled over the bill after going shopping while pregnant with baby George - the Sunday People understands  —  The Duchess of Cambridge asked for a DISCOUNT in an antiques shop, the owner has claimed.

Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer — People Stop Bangin' at 40 ... And You're Way Past 40  —  ... And You're Way Past 40  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Miley Cyrus just told Matt Lauer she'll probably stop being so sexual when she turns 40 ... because that's the age when people STOP having sex.

Antonio Davis Divorce — Wife Says Stop RAIDING Our Bank Account  —  ANTONIO DAVIS DIVORCE  —  WIFE SAYS STOP RAIDING OUR BANK ACCOUNT  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Former NBA player and ESPN analyst Antonio Davis' wife wants out of her marriage, claiming, among other things, her hubby has stolen money from her by raiding their bank account.

Here's All The S**t Miley Cyrus Did On ‘SNL’  —  In case you somehow didn't hear the entire week leading up to it, and/or the past 24 hours since, Miley Cyrus hosted SNL over the weekend, so here are a s**tload of clips from that.  And for the record, I didn't watch a single …

Prince Hot Ginge “Might” Marry Cressida Bonas Next Year  —  Well, I guess my wet dream of Prince Hot Ginge realizing that he should stop denying his feelings and marry his only true love, a 1 gallon jug of vodka, is not going to come true.  Because The Telegraph says that he wants …