Squinty Zellweger No More  —  During today's performance of The Color Purple, I will be playing the role of Harpo, you will be playing the role of Squeak and Renee Zellweger will be playing the role of the woman whose face you don't know anymore because she pulled that s**t into a new identity.

CBS Eyes ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Spinoff From Carter Bays, Craig Thomas & Emily Spivey  —  EXCLUSIVE: As fans are preparing to say goodbye to one of TV's most popular comedies, How I Met Your Mother, CBS is looking to extend the franchise.  I've learned that the network is in talks …

Are LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian heading for divorce?  Actor ‘wants out of two and a half year marriage to singer as he tires of her unusual behaviour’  —  They have been rocked by reports of trouble in paradise in the past.  —  And now new claims have emerged about the state of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian's marriage.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson Closes Deal to Play Quicksilver in Marvel's ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ (Exclusive)  —  “Kick-Ass” star Aaron Taylor-Johnson has finally worked out his schedule and closed a deal to play Pietro Maximoff, better known as Quicksilver, in Marvel's “Avengers: Age of Ultron,” …

Tori Spelling — Porn King Gunning for Sex Tape ... It Could Be Worth Millions  —  PORN KING GUNNING FOR SEX TAPE  —  It Could Be Worth Millions  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  If Farrah Abraham's sex tape was huge, Tori Spelling's could be titanic — at least according to Vivid President Steve Hirsch …

Joe Jonas Says of Drug Rumors: 'It's Ridiculous'  —  After the Jonas Brothers abruptly canceled their tour three weeks ago - and went silent as they contemplated the band's future - reports surfaced suggesting that Joe Jonas had a drug problem.  —  Now the singer, 24, wishes to set the record straight …

3-MONTH REHAB STINT  —  For Anger Issues  —  Chris Brown will spend up to 3 MONTHS in a Malibu rehab joint for his anger problems ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources connected to the singer tell TMZ ... there has been no firm decision on the precise length of time Brown will stay …

Woman Handing Out Letters, Not Halloween Candy  —  A local woman stated her intentions to take childhood obesity into her own hands during a Y-94 radio interview the morning of Oct. 29.  —  She has decided to give a letter instead of candy to Halloween trick or treaters that she feels are “moderately obese.”

Exclusive: Liberty Ross on Kristen Stewart's Affair with Her Husband, Rupert Sanders  —  British model turned actress Liberty Ross—looking better than ever in a sexy photo spread by Norman Jean Roy—speaks for the first time to Vanity Fair contributing editor Evgenia Peretz in the December issue …

SECRET SERVICE COULD SAVE HIM FROM PRISON  —  The Secret Service — charged with protecting the President of the United States — could end up protecting Chris Brown from being sent to prison ... TMZ has learned.  —  Here's what we know.  According to official D.C. documents …

Rihanna — Gets Long Term Protection From ‘Future Husband’  —  GETS LONG TERM PROTECTION  —  From ‘Future Husband’  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  The man accused of stalking Rihanna — and claiming to be her “future husband” — must continue to stay away from her for the next 2 years ... TMZ has learned.

PEBBLES RELEASES OFFICIAL STATEMENT REGARDING ‘TLC’ MOVIE - “I HAVE NEVER CHEATED OR MISLEAD ANYONE..”  —  VH1′s original movie, ‘CRAZY SEXY COOL: THE TLC STORY’ not only broke records for the network when it premiered last week, but it caused a firestorm of sorts for many of the people portrayed on screen.

This week's cover: Inside the wild world of Katy Perry  —  What does it means to be the biggest pop star on the planet in 2013?  —  In this week's cover story, Katy Perry gave EW an all-access pass to her crazy world (spoiler alert: we saw her boobs), as we spent a week criss-crossing …

Pauly D — Baby Mama Won't Let Me See My Baby Alone  —  BABY MAMA WON'T LET ME SEE MY BABY ALONE  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Pauly D has just been REJECTED by his baby mama ... who says she will NOT let him visit his 5-month old daughter unsupervised.  —  Pauly's lawyer sent a letter …

Omarosa Calls Bethenny Frankel ‘Mediocre’ During Confrontational Appearance  —  When Omarosa Manigault appeared on her archrival Bethenny Frankel's talk show on Wednesday, confrontation was expected - and viewers weren't disappointed.  —  The pair - who've been feuding for more than three …

Kim Kardashian Shows Off 50-Pound Weight Loss in See-Through White Dress, Says North Is a “Perfect Little Angel”  —  Appearing on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno on Oct. 30, Kim Kardashian chatted about baby North and her wedding to Kanye West  —  Credit: Paul Drinkwater/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank/Getty Images

Jessica Simpson Guest Blog: 4 Things I Want My Kids to Know  —  I've always wanted to be a mom.  I dreamed about it and planned it since I was a little girl!  The day I found out I was pregnant with my daughter Maxwell was one of the best moments of my life.  Having Maxwell and now my son Ace changed my perspective completely.

A $1,200 dress for little girls?  Jean Paul Gaultier introduces couture clothing line for kids  —  Jean Paul Gaultier's kids' clothing business is getting serious.  —  Fashion's enfant terrible has introduced a line of couture clothes for very privileged children, bowing for spring 2014.

Pamela Anderson Reveals Chic Pixie Cut, Is Nearly Unrecognizable: Picture  —  Pamela Anderson was nearly unrecognizable when she revealed her new pixie haircut  —  Who's that girl?  Pamela Anderson was nearly unrecognizable when she stepped out in L.A. on Wednesday, Oct. 30, with a super-short new haircut.

Marvin Gaye Family Sues — Robin Thicke Admitted ‘Blurred Lines’ Is a Rip-Off  —  MARVIN GAYE FAMILY SUES  —  ROBIN THICKE ADMITTED  —  ‘Blurred Lines’ Is a Rip-Off  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Two of Marvin Gaye's kids are shooting down Robin Thicke's claims that “Blurred Lines” …

Katy Perry's ‘PRISM’ Shines At No. 1 On Billboard 200  —  Christopher Polk/Getty Images for Clear Channel

Kevin G From ‘Mean Girls,’ AKA Rajiv Surendra, Is Now A Stud  —  Remember Kevin Gnapoor from “Mean Girls”?  Of course you do!  He was everyone's favorite MC Mathlete.  Well, that Mathlete is all grown up today and he is looking good.  —  Kevin G, otherwise known as actor Rajiv Surendra …