WeSmirch: Jennifer Aniston Jokes She's in “Deep S—t” Because She's Not Married With Kids (Allison Takeda/Us Weekly)

I Watched Shia LaBeouf Cry at His Weird LA Art Project #IAMSORRY — Through his eyeholes, I could see LaBeouf's eyes moving around—staring at me. I could hear him breathing under the bag. I stood to go, and offered him my hand. — My first conversation today with Shia LaBeouf was a little one-sided, to put it mildly.

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NBC News:

Tom Brokaw Diagnosed With Cancer, Prognosis Encouraging - NBC News — In a personal note, NBC News Special Correspondent Tom Brokaw revealed he has been diagnosed with cancer and said he and his physicians are very encouraged w...

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Associated Press:

Tom Brokaw Diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma — NBC newsman Tom Brokaw reveals he's been diagnosed with cancer. Doctors are optimistic about his treatment and Brokaw says, “I remain the luckiest guy I know.” — Brokaw, 72, was diagnosed in August with multiple myeloma, a cancer affecting blood cells in the bone marrow, NBC says.

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Stephanie Webber / Us Weekly:

Sarah Silverman Is Dating Michael Sheen — Sarah Silverman has snatched herself a new boyfriend! The comedienne is dating British actor Michael Sheen, Us Weekly exclusively confirms. The two were recently spotted getting hot and heavy in West Hollywood on Thursday, Feb. 6. — PHOTOS: 2013's top 13 couples

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Allison Takeda / Us Weekly:

Jennifer Aniston Jokes She's in “Deep S—t” Because She's Not Married With Kids — Sometimes you just have to laugh. Jennifer Aniston proved she still has a pretty good sense of humor about herself when she interviewed Gloria Steinem on Monday, Feb. 10 — the eve of her 45th birthday …

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TMZ.com:

Nickelodeon Star Drake Bell Goes Bankrupt — Drake Bell — a huge Nickelodeon child actor who starred in “Drake & Josh” — has filed for bankruptcy ... TMZ has learned. — The 26-year-old actor just filed legal docs, claiming he's in the hole to the tune of $581,000.

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PopWatch:

This Week's Cover: ‘Veronica Mars’ lives! — A long time ago, we used to be friends with a whip-smart teen sleuth named Veronica Mars. And now, thanks to a historic Kickstarter campaign, Mars is back in Neptune — this time on the big screen. In this week's cover story …

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Michael K / Dlisted:

Death To All Your Senses: Billy Ray Cyrus' Hip-Hop Sequel To Achy Breaky Heart — If you're having the kind of day where you don't really give a s**t that your eye sockets will heave your eyeballs out onto the floor and your ears will close up along with your coochie and/or b-hole, then here's the perfect thing for you.

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TMZ.com:

Rihanna — I Was Bankrupt Because of My Stupid Accountant — Rihanna says her accountant made so many boneheaded decisions that he blew her fortune and she was “effectively bankrupt” by the end of 2009. — The singer claims in new legal docs she had $11 MILLION in cash at the beginning of 2009.

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Lesley Goldberg / Hollywood Reporter:

Greta Gerwig to Star in CBS' ‘How I Met Your Dad’ — She'll also be a producer and is expected to contribute writing to the project from Carter Bays, Craig Thomas and Emily Spivey. — Greta Gerwig — CBS has found the star of its How I Met Your Mother spinoff How I Met Your Dad.

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TMZ.com:

Tyrese — DENIED Visitation with Daughter — Cops Called — DENIED VISITATION WITH DAUGHTER COPS CALLED — EXCLUSIVE — Tyrese and his baby mama got into it last night over their kid ... and this time cops got involved. — Tyrese went to Norma Gibson's home in North Hollywood Tuesday night to pick up their 6-year-old daughter.

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NBC News:

Exclusive: Hoffman Wrote of ‘Demons’ in Diaries Before Overdose - NBC News — The private diaries of the late actor Philip Seymour Hoffman, who died of a heroin overdose on Feb. 2, reveal a man who was troubled by

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TMZ.com:

Khloe Kardashian — Assaults Dance Floor With Blunt Object — ASSAULTS DANCE FLOOR WITH BLUNT OBJECT — EXCLUSIVE — Let's be blunt ... like Khloe Kardashian. — Khloe appears to have been blazin' at Tru nightclub — where she partied Monday night with The Game and mom Kris Jenner.

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Allison Takeda / Us Weekly:

Lady Gaga Films Music Video Project With Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast — Claws up, Housewives! Mother Monster herself, Lady Gaga, recently tapped the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast to star in her super-secret new music video, sources reveal exclusively to Us Weekly.