Interview Pitts Douglas vs. Brangelina  —  Well, well, Michael Douglas certainly has some opinions about celebrity romances.  —  "I don't know about Brad Pitt," says Douglas, "leaving that beautiful woman [Jennifer Aniston] to go hold orphans for Angelina [Jolie].  I mean how long is that going to last?"

Isaac Hayes Quits 'South Park'  —  NEW YORK - Isaac Hayes has quit "South Park," where he voices Chef, saying he can no longer stomach its take on religion.  —  Hayes, who has played the ladies' man/school cook in the animated Comedy Central satire since 1997, said in a statement Monday that he feels a line has been crossed.

VINCE TO JEN: EAT SOMETHING!  —  On their recent romantic getaway to Telluride, Colo., Jennifer Aniston couldn't believe the way Vince Vaughn, 35, ordered up enormous helpings of calorie-laden blueberry pie, crème brulée, and fried crab cakes — with two spoons for each plate!

Anna Kournikova Attracts The Hunks  —  I'm not sure when these pictures of Anna Kournikova in Italy were taken but I want to introduce you to the two ugliest guys with the two ugliest hairdos of all time.  I didn't know people actually go out like this.  I thought it was just a skit on SNL.

Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen Kiss... For Real This Time  —  So, the last time I tried to get to the bottom of the whole "are they / aren't they" thing between Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen, I got so many contradicting reports I nearly had an aneurism.

You oughta know  —  CollegeHumor uncovers what over-the-hill actor Dave Coulier (of Full House and The Surreal Life) has been up to.  A couple weeks ago they posted two shots of Dave partying with girls half his age...  But it gets even funnier when College Humor writer Will Hettinger interview's Dave …

JESSICA REFUSES TO TALK TO NICK  —  Jessica Simpson has exploded over soon-to-be ex-husband Nick Lachey's womanizing — and she's vowed to never speak to him again, according to insiders.  —  Sources say the Dukes Of Hazzard hottie went ballistic after seeing photos of Nick out with a string …

BRIT PINCHES KEVIN'S PENNIES  —  March 13, 2006 — BRITNEY Spears has had it with the spend-happy ways of her hubby, Kevin Federline - nicknamed Kevin "Spenderline."  Insiders said Spears has put Federline, a wannabe rap star, on a budget.  "Each month, he will be allotted a certain amount …

Belinda Carlisle Wants Jessica Alba  —  Belinda Carlisle, lead singer of the once wildly popular all girl 80's band, The Go-Go's, is set to produce a feature film based on her life which she claims "will shock many".  Carlisle's issues with her fluctuating weight and drug addiction will provide …

Acting Legend Maureen Stapleton Dies  —  Stage, screen and TV actress Maureen Stapleton, who was often as colorful in real life as she was when performing, died Monday from chronic pulmonary disease in Lenox, Mass., where she lived, said her son, Daniel Allentuck.  She was 80.

Sean Connery Has Surgery for Kidney Tumor  —  Sean Connery underwent surgery for a kidney tumor a few weeks ago in New York and is now recovering at his home in the Bahamas, his spokesman said Sunday.  —  The former PEOPLE Sexiest Man Alive and the screen's best-remembered James Bond, 75 …

Flavor of Love: The End of an Era!  —  So last night was the Finale of Flavor of Love.  Overall, I give it a 6 out of 10 stars.  The episode before was made of such joy that it was hard to top.  The episode opened with the Flava Flav, Hoopz and New York jetting off to Mexico.

Stone's 'Basic Instinct'?  'Disturbing' nudity  —  Plus, aging Long Island Lolita to bare all in men's magazine  —  Sharon Stone is not only doing a full-frontal nude scene in "Basic Instinct 2" - she says she also insisted that the footage should be "disturbing," "threatening" and "brazen."

Hit it, bitches  —  Ah.  ANTM is back.  Haaaay.  —  Jesus Christ, did I miss it.  As though terrified to mess with a good formula, the sixth cycle of the show is more like a refreshed weave than a drastically different hairstyle (I'm not calling, "Scripted!" but by now we've come …

Angelina Jolie floats wedding plans  —  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are allegedly set to wed next week - on a boat.  —  Friends claim the Hollywood couple - who are expecting their first baby together - are planning to tie the knot in the middle of Italy's stunning Lake Como, where pal George Clooney has a villa.

What's That Smell?  —  It is so dreary, rainy and grey outside right now ... and I kinda love it.  I actually woke up to roaring thunder.  It's been a long time since we've had a thunderstorm around here.  I better enjoy it while I can ... the temps are supposed to soar into the high 60s and then drop again.