Did Cruise and Holmes have a one-knot Caribbean voyage?  —  Could the celebrity wedding of the year have happened already?  Word is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may have gotten hitched eight months ago — at least in the eyes of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard's church.

Brangelina Fly in France  —  Hollywood's hottest couple Brad Pitt, 42, and pregnant Angelina Jolie, 30, brushed up on their aviation skills late last week as they both took their own separate flights in Angelina's single-engine plane, the Cirrus SR22 (base price of $334,700).

Adriana Lima: Virgin?  —  Impossible.  There is no way.  No way.  There is no way that Adriana Lima is a Virgin.  But that's what the Victoria's Secret model is telling GQ Magazine, reports Page Six. … I mean, isn't the modelling industry all about sex and drugs?

Madonna's video was too much for TV  —  Plus: Is Charlie Sheen gambling away his family?  —  Madonna is still being provocative.  The 47-year-old singer's original video for "Sorry" was apparently too much for TV.  —  In the original video, Madonna makes an obscene gesture at the camera.

RYAN SEACREST: TERI'S NEW MAN?  —  Teri Hatcher had her first date with American Idol's Ryan Seacrest at the romantic Los Angeles restaurant, Extra reports.  Teri and Ryan were spotted with a group of friends leaving upscale French restaurant after Ryan reportedly picked up the $2,800 bill.

Jen Garner: Baby Comes First  —  Plus: Get the gossip on Mariska Hargitay, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton and more  —  Jennifer Garner is one proud mom.  "(Motherhood) is her first priority now," says pal and TV dad Victor Garber.  "She is happier than she has ever been in her life and that makes me thrilled for her.

REESE PLANS BABY TO SAVE MARRIAGE  —  Reese Witherspoon was all smiles when she won the Oscar for Best Actress — but at home, she has been trying to save her marriage to Ryan Phillipe.  —  Friends say the 29-year-old mom of two is even planning to have baby #3 — and she'll walk away …

WILL FERRELL IN DEATH HOAX  —  Will Ferrell was the subject of a false Internet rumor on Tuesday that claimed the comedian had died in a freak para-gliding accident, just outside of San Diego.  The story claimed that Ferrell was killed when a "freak wind gush basically blew Ferrell …

Bulging Briefs!  —  Rumors schmumors.  Let's see.  What's floatin' around town.  Britney preggers again?  Prolly.  More on that tomorrow.  Can't wait, huh?  But how 'bout that Jessica Simpson preggers?  Now that one's infinitely more plot thickening, as it would explain (a) …

Shannon Elizabeth's Hubby Claims He's Been Had  —  Joseph Reitman sues, opens up to TMZ about breakup  —  (Mar. 15, 4:20PM ET) — Shannon Elizabeth's estranged husband, Joseph Reitman, has sued the actress, claiming they had a deal to split everything 50/50 during the five years they lived together before marrying.

Exclusive: Order of the Phoenix News  —  The cast talk Harry Potter 5  —  With filming on Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix now over five weeks in, we talked to the three stars and producer David Heyman about the film, and the franchise's latest director, David Yates …

WHO'S REVEALED A NIP RING?  —  An epidemic has hit Hollywood.  Settle down, settle down it isn't Bird Flu.  —  But that doesn't mean it's not to be taken seriously.  —  We can report there have been several outbreaks of breasts in the Beverly Hills region.

Sharon Stone's full frontal demands  —  Sharon Stone reportedly insisted on full frontal nudity in the 'Basic Instinct' sequel.  —  The stunning star was horrified when she heard some of the sizzling sex romps had been cut from 'Basic Instinct: Risk Addiction'.

Madonna puts husband on curfew  —  Madonna has reportedly put husband Guy Ritchie on a curfew.  —  The singer is demanding the film director is back in the house by 11pm at night - amid rumours their five-year marriage is on the rocks.  —  Bit it isn't just Guy's timekeeping worrying the singer.

Kellie Pickler is a Daddy's Girl  —  American Idol contestant and North Carolina native, Kellie Pickler, has a father who is serving a 45 month prison term for felony assault on a law enforcement officer.  Carl Pickler wrote a letter to the Stanley News & Press thanking the residents …

West hops to big screen for New Line  —  Kanye West is digging for big screen gold.  —  The rapper has teamed up with Anonymous Content and New Line Cinema to produce a feature film inspired by his music.  —  West also will appear in the film, which will create a multiperspective portrait …