Did Cruise and Holmes have a one-knot Caribbean voyage?  —  Could the celebrity wedding of the year have happened already?  Word is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may have gotten hitched eight months ago — at least in the eyes of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard's church.

Adriana Lima Has Yet Yo Be Deflowered  —  Could the world's hottest lingerie model really be a virgin?  That's the mind-boggling claim that's landed Victoria's Secret sexpot Adriana Lima on the cover of the new GQ, which dubs her, "The World's Most Voluptuous Virgin."  —  Source

Rockers Irate at Hall of Fame Induction … Backbiting by Blondie members and a bitter letter from the absent Sex Pistols helped color Monday night's 21st annual induction ceremony of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, in New York's Waldorf-Astoria ballroom.  —  Also inducted: Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd and jazz trumpeter Miles Davis.

Brangelina Fly in France  —  Hollywood's hottest couple Brad Pitt, 42, and pregnant Angelina Jolie, 30, brushed up on their aviation skills late last week as they both took their own separate flights in Angelina's single-engine plane, the Cirrus SR22 (base price of $334,700).

Lachey & Cavallari Meet Again  —  Last week after Nick Lachey and Kristin Cavallari were spotted together, she said they were "just friends."  But they were spotted together again over the weekend, PEOPLE reports in its latest issue.  —  The pair were seen having a drink together …

RYAN SEACREST: TERI'S NEW MAN?  —  Teri Hatcher had her first date with American Idol's Ryan Seacrest at the romantic Los Angeles restaurant, Extra reports.  Teri and Ryan were spotted with a group of friends leaving upscale French restaurant after Ryan reportedly picked up the $2,800 bill.

Sharon Stone Nude Scenes are Disturbing  —  Sharon Stone wants you to know that her nude scenes in Basic Instinct 2 are probably going to scare the hell out of you.  In an interview with The Evening Standard, Stone described her full frontal nude scene as "startling," "distrubing," "threatening," "brazen," and even "masculine."

REESE PLANS BABY TO SAVE MARRIAGE  —  Reese Witherspoon was all smiles when she won the Oscar for Best Actress — but at home, she has been trying to save her marriage to Ryan Phillipe.  —  Friends say the 29-year-old mom of two is even planning to have baby #3 — and she'll walk away …

WILL FERRELL IN DEATH HOAX  —  Will Ferrell was the subject of a false Internet rumor on Tuesday that claimed the comedian had died in a freak para-gliding accident, just outside of San Diego.  The story claimed that Ferrell was killed when a "freak wind gush basically blew Ferrell …

Jen Garner: Baby Comes First  —  Plus: Get the gossip on Mariska Hargitay, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton and more  —  Jennifer Garner is one proud mom.  "(Motherhood) is her first priority now," says pal and TV dad Victor Garber.  "She is happier than she has ever been in her life and that makes me thrilled for her.

Bulging Briefs!  —  Rumors schmumors.  Let's see.  What's floatin' around town.  Britney preggers again?  Prolly.  More on that tomorrow.  Can't wait, huh?  But how 'bout that Jessica Simpson preggers?  Now that one's infinitely more plot thickening, as it would explain (a) …

Madonna's video was too much for TV  —  Plus: Is Charlie Sheen gambling away his family?  —  Madonna is still being provocative.  The 47-year-old singer's original video for "Sorry" was apparently too much for TV.  —  In the original video, Madonna makes an obscene gesture at the camera.

Madonna puts husband on curfew  —  Madonna has reportedly put husband Guy Ritchie on a curfew.  —  The singer is demanding the film director is back in the house by 11pm at night - amid rumours their five-year marriage is on the rocks.  —  Bit it isn't just Guy's timekeeping worrying the singer.

WHO'S REVEALED A NIP RING?  —  An epidemic has hit Hollywood.  Settle down, settle down it isn't Bird Flu.  —  But that doesn't mean it's not to be taken seriously.  —  We can report there have been several outbreaks of breasts in the Beverly Hills region.

Ladies, I'm Sorry To Say, Jack Black Is Off The Market  —  That hunk of burning love is off the market for good ladies.  The multi-hyphenite has eloped with his short-time girlfriend Tanya Hayden.  I couldn't have pictured Jack Black in a formal wedding ceremony; it would come off as a bad movie.

Shannon Elizabeth's Hubby Claims He's Been Had  —  Joseph Reitman sues, opens up to TMZ about breakup  —  (Mar. 15, 4:20PM ET) — Shannon Elizabeth's estranged husband, Joseph Reitman, has sued the actress, claiming they had a deal to split everything 50/50 during the five years they lived together before marrying.

KIM CATTRALL'S NEW GIG  —  Sex and the City alum Kim Cattrall has been cast in ABC's comedy pilot Him and Us.  The series, which is being executive produced by Elton John, centers on a gay British rock star and his longtime manager.  Anthony Stewart Head (Buffy) will play the rock star, and Cattrall will play the manager.