Eva Longoria: I'm Not Starring in Lesbian Movie  —  Eva Longoria is shooting down rumors that she plans to star as Beyonce Knowles's lover in a new movie.  —  "Stop the madness" Longoria tells PEOPLE exclusively about the false reports that she and Knowles will play a couple in an adaptation …

Oprah Wasn't Invited to Tom & Katie's Wedding  —  Tom Cruise may have famously jumped on Oprah Winfrey's couch to declare his love for Katie Holmes, but Winfrey won't be at his wedding in Italy Saturday.  —  "It's not that I'm not going," Winfrey tells Extra's AJ Calloway in a segment to air on Tuesday.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH ivory tickler, frequently caught drunken driving, is back on the sauce?  The musician has stopped in a few of his local bars and had a few drinks, only to leave the bartenders no tip . . . WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her?

Gayle airs her story:  —  Ex-hubby a 'cheater'  —  As rumor would not have it, Gayle King left her husband because of his behavior, not hers, she says on her XM Satellite Radio show this morning.  —  The alluring chatster, who just completed a cross-country driving trip with best friend Oprah Winfrey …

Britney Spears' sex tape nightmare  —  LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Britney Spears' estranged husband Kevin Federline is reportedly threatening to sell a homemade sex video of the pair unless he receives £16 million and custody of their children.  —  Kevin has allegedly vo wed to sell …

Brad's Rep Nixes Jolie-Pitt Wax Wedding  —  Las Vegas' Madame Tussauds wax museum nixed the plan to stage a depiction of Angelina Jolie, 31, and Brad Pitt, 42, getting married Pitt's rep protested, the Associated Press reports.  The scene would have included a wax figure of George Clooney standing in as best man.

Jennifer Lopez Named Best Dressed  —  Harper's Bazaar couldn't decide which celebrities deserved to be on their best dressed list this year (Kirsten's "street chic" or Halle's "showstoppers"?  It's like choosing which child to save in a fire.), so they invited everyone aboard.

45 Years of Bondage: Every Bond Movie Trailer  —  If you haven't seen any or all of the previous 20 Bond films, then you can catch yourself up by watching the trailers for all of the movies.  Extremely enterprising YouTube user famouswillie (and other folks with an extraordinary amount of free …

Jude Dumped Sienna Because of Her Partying  —  This time around, it was Jude Law who called off his rocky relationship with Sienna Miller claims Page Six.  —  "She was just too wild for him," said an insider.  "She partied too much.  He is a devoted father of four children and she always wanted to go out constantly.

Nicole Kidman Visits Keith Urban  —  Which is when she reportedly told Keith that she is pregnant.  This poor woman has been pregnant so many times in the media that the whole situation has become preposterous.  I'm thinking that Nicole Kidman just went to visit her husband in rehab because that's what supportive spouses do.

Breaking News!  Paris Hilton Shows Ass!  —  You know it's a slow gossip day when Paris Hilton's ass makes its way onto Hollywood Tuna.  I know it's not breaking news but for this one time, let's pretend it is (because hey, pretending is fun right?).  With that said, spread the word folks!

Borat Gets Punched in the Face  —  Borat - aka Sacha Baron Cohen - has been attacked after a prank backfired.  —  Borat - approached a man in New York and said: "I like your clothes.  Are nice!  Please may I buying?  I want have sex with it.  The man didn't find his comments funny and punched Cohen in the face.

Jay-Z Honored at BET Hip-Hop Awards  —  Coming out of retirement sure is paying off for Jay-Z. This Sunday he was honored at the inaugural BET Hip-Hop Awards in Atlanta.  Rapper T.I. ended up with the most wins, taking home three awards including MVP of the Year, and Grandmaster Flash won …

Barbara Walters Puckers Up  —  MUAH!!  Barbara Walters and Oprah Winfrey arrived at last night's The New York Public Library's Annual Library Lions Gala in New York City.  The event was held at the Public Library Rose Reading Room, Fifth Ave. nr. 42nd St. Also on the guest list: Mayor Bloomberg, Anna Wintour, and Candice Bergen.

Her milk shake ain't bringin me to the yard  —  What about you?  Is Kelis shaking her rump on stage in New York bringing you to the yard?  These pictures make me feel like vomiting.  —  Pictures by GTV

QUEEN GETS MEAN  —  SHE was kind to Catherine Zeta-Jones at the Glamour Awards, but Queen Latifah was royally rude to "Law & Order" actor Bill Burns last week.  Burns approached Latifah at Newark Airport and tried to give her his business card.  She responded by prompting a friend with her to …

"I'm Not That Innocent..."  —  ...or naive, apparently.  It sounds like Britney Spears is much more astute (at least in her financial dealings) than most of us thought.  As more details of her previously secret pre-nup filter to the public through the media, it becomes more and more apparent …

Angelina Jolie causes stir on packed Indian train  —Text+MUMBAI (Reuters) - Hollywood star Angelina Jolie caught passengers of a packed commuter train unawares in India's financial hub of Mumbai on Monday where she shot for a film on a slain American reporter.