Anna Nicole Wasn't Dainty  —  Happy Good Friday!  Here's a bit about how Anna Nicole liked it rough .  Who doesn't?  Slap my ass and throw me into a wall by my hair!  Choke me, Daddy!  Apparently, Anna was letting a Las Vegas magician named Steve Wyrick do nasty things to her.

Is There an L.C. Sex Tape?  —  Lauren Conrad is denying she made a sex tape with one of her co-stars, but sources are telling TMZ a different tale.  —  A rep for SugarDVD.com tells TMZ that they were approached by a third party claiming to have the tape — allegedly featuring Conrad with her …

All Systems Go for Tuesday DNA Reveal  —  TMZ has confirmed all players are getting in place for the most dramatic moment in the Anna Nicole baby saga, and it will definitely happen Tuesday.  —  The people who need to be there have booked their tickets.  Dr. Michael Baird, the DNA expert from Ohio …

Lucy Liu is a Lesbian Vampire  —  Like in this leaked clip of Lucy Liu and the underrated Carla Gugino in Rise: The Blood Hunters, lesbians are sexy even when they're covered in blood.  In reality, most lesbians have mullets and fanny packs and wear NBA jerseys.  In Hollywood, they wear school girl outfits and thongs.

Britney gets lippy in Las Vegas  —  BRITNEY SPEARS seems to be cheating in her bid to get fit for her comeback.  —  The Toxic singer has had trouble shifting those last few blobby bits after giving birth to sons SEAN PRESTON and JAYDEN JAMES.  —  So she decided to Do Somethin' about it and nipped …

Frankie Muniz: 'I'm a Professional Racecar Driver'  —  Malcolm in the Middle star Frankie Muniz has traded in acting on the small screen for speeding around a racetrack.  —  "I never really wanted to get out of acting, but now I'm a professional racecar driver," the 21-year-old tells PEOPLE.

Elizabeth Berkley Helps Girls Build Self-Esteem  —  Berkley at an Ask-Elizabeth workshop in NYC  —  It's been nearly 14 years since Elizabeth Berkley played brainy Jessie Spano on NBC's Saved by the Bell, but, thanks to reruns, she still gets recognized by teens - and asked for advice.

Mischa Celebrates Easter!  At a Nightclub...  While I appreciate that Mischa dressed for the Easter holiday in her bright yellow dress, methinks it may be a little much for church.  Ha.  Kidding, kidding, she's out at a nightclub in LA. Also, this dress/lipstick combo totally and deliciously belong in a late 80s music video.

EW review: 'Reaping' a bad movie … (Entertainment Weekly) — Katherine Winter, played by Hilary Swank in her dutiful-yuppie-good-listener mode, is a former minister, and now a professor, who travels the world defusing the lustrous credibility of miracles.  Swank must know the feeling …

Kate Beckinsale Says She Has Breast Envy  —  Kate Beckinsale may love her feet - at least she says her husband does - but when it comes to breasts, she'd like Queen Latifah's.  —  Asked by Glamour in its May issue if she could switch bodies with someone for a day, who would that be …

MEL'S FLAKY FOR BABY  —  MEL B was Flaking out yesterday before her possible paternity battle with old flame Eddie Murphy.  —  The former Spice Girl, 31, got a big box of Cadbury's Flakes from her daughter Phoenix Chi to celebrate the birth of the eight-year-old's new sister in Santa Monica.

Jessica Alba and The Good Luck Chuck Trailer  —  First we saw Jessica Biel prancing around in her underwear, and now it's Jessica Alba's turn.  I'm not sure who came up with the brilliant idea to show the actresses in their underwear in their respective movie trailers, but they definitely know how to get people to see their movies.

The Grease Twins  —  Mary-Kate Olsen and Max Snow brought their dirty love to the Rangers game at MSG in NYC last night.  They "canoodled" all through the game.  They look happy.  Dirty, greasy, disgusting and ill, but happy.

TMZ:  —  Singer Avirl Lavigne was quoted in The Sun earlier this week saying, "What's happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person."  Only problem — she didn't say it.  —  "I didn't say that," Avril told Los Angeles radio duo Valentine and Lisa Foxx this morning.

IDOL'S CHRIS RICHARDSON AND BLAKE LEWIS GET COZY  —  Given the fact that I haven't been able to decide which of these guys I like better, I'm very happy to see that they now come in one convenient package.  —  Our Towleroad photoshop experts are calling foul on its authenticity …

Kirsten Dunst is Doesn't Care if You Don't Like It  —  In response to Blondie fans who have flooded message boards slamming the decision to cast her as Deborah Harry in an upcoming biopic, Kirsten Dunst manages to alienate the people who will pay to see this movie in one sentence.