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12:35 AM ET, April 8, 2007


 Top News:
All Systems Go for Tuesday DNA Reveal  —  TMZ has confirmed all players are getting in place for the most dramatic moment in the Anna Nicole baby saga, and it will definitely happen Tuesday.  —  The people who need to be there have booked their tickets.  Dr. Michael Baird, the DNA expert from Ohio …
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Hayden Panettiere Has Something to Cheer About  —  Hayden Panettiere rocketed to fame as the self-healing cheerleader Claire Bennet on Heroes - but the 17-year-old is just getting started.  —  Since becoming the focal point of the show's "save the cheerleader, save the world" plot line …
The Sun:
Britney gets lippy in Las Vegas  —  BRITNEY SPEARS seems to be cheating in her bid to get fit for her comeback.  —  The Toxic singer has had trouble shifting those last few blobby bits after giving birth to sons SEAN PRESTON and JAYDEN JAMES.  —  So she decided to Do Somethin' about it and nipped …
Todd /
Lucy Liu is a Lesbian Vampire  —  Like in this leaked clip of Lucy Liu and the underrated Carla Gugino in Rise: The Blood Hunters, lesbians are sexy even when they're covered in blood.  In reality, most lesbians have mullets and fanny packs and wear NBA jerseys.  In Hollywood, they wear school girl outfits and thongs.
Discussion: Rumors
Phil / Egotastic!:   Lucy Liu's Nude Lesbian Vampire Sex Scene with Carla Gugino
Is There an L.C. Sex Tape?  —  Lauren Conrad is denying she made a sex tape with one of her co-stars, but sources are telling TMZ a different tale.  —  A rep for tells TMZ that they were approached by a third party claiming to have the tape — allegedly featuring Conrad with her …
RELATED:   Spin Spin Sugar  —  As expected, Lauren Conrad is denying …
Mark Gray /
Frankie Muniz: 'I'm a Professional Racecar Driver'  —  Malcolm in the Middle star Frankie Muniz has traded in acting on the small screen for speeding around a racetrack.  —  "I never really wanted to get out of acting, but now I'm a professional racecar driver," the 21-year-old tells PEOPLE.
Mark Dagostino /
Elizabeth Berkley Helps Girls Build Self-Esteem  —  Berkley at an Ask-Elizabeth workshop in NYC  —  It's been nearly 14 years since Elizabeth Berkley played brainy Jessie Spano on NBC's Saved by the Bell, but, thanks to reruns, she still gets recognized by teens - and asked for advice.
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Anna Nicole Wasn't Dainty  —  Happy Good Friday!  Here's a bit about how Anna Nicole liked it rough .  Who doesn't?  Slap my ass and throw me into a wall by my hair!  Choke me, Daddy!  Apparently, Anna was letting a Las Vegas magician named Steve Wyrick do nasty things to her.
Discussion: The National Ledger
Owen Gleiberman / CNN:
EW review: 'Reaping' a bad movie … (Entertainment Weekly) — Katherine Winter, played by Hilary Swank in her dutiful-yuppie-good-listener mode, is a former minister, and now a professor, who travels the world defusing the lustrous credibility of miracles.  Swank must know the feeling …
Discussion: The Blemish
Mischa Celebrates Easter!  At a Nightclub...  While I appreciate that Mischa dressed for the Easter holiday in her bright yellow dress, methinks it may be a little much for church.  Ha.  Kidding, kidding, she's out at a nightclub in LA. Also, this dress/lipstick combo totally and deliciously belong in a late 80s music video.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Jenna Jameson is a FAT ASS  —  Seriously, she's getting disgusting.  Ewww....and I think it's even more disgusting that I kind of want her dude.  —  Source  —  Thanks Melissa
Jessica Alba and The Good Luck Chuck Trailer  —  First we saw Jessica Biel prancing around in her underwear, and now it's Jessica Alba's turn.  I'm not sure who came up with the brilliant idea to show the actresses in their underwear in their respective movie trailers, but they definitely know how to get people to see their movies.
X17 Online:
Guess Who, Dude  —  Who's your mommy?  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »
The Evil Beet:
Anna Nicole's Diaries up for Auction  —  The race has begun for ownership of the Anna Nicole Smith diaries.  The floor auction will take place April 14-15 in Dallas, TX, but the online auction has already begun.  For sale are two diaries were written by Anna between 1992 and 1994.
Fatback Y'All / Fatback and Collards:
Haley Scarnato would not make it in China 'Idol'  —  Besides Sanjaya, who's a total dreamboat, Haley Scarnato is the hottest Idol contestant left. … Point is, Haley may have the nicest rack in American Idol history.  Katharine Mcphee is a close second.  It's cool though.  She's used to second place.
Discussion: Associated Press
Michael K / Dlisted:
The Grease Twins  —  Mary-Kate Olsen and Max Snow brought their dirty love to the Rangers game at MSG in NYC last night.  They "canoodled" all through the game.  They look happy.  Dirty, greasy, disgusting and ill, but happy.
Discussion: MollyGood
Hollywood Rag:
TMZ:  —  Singer Avirl Lavigne was quoted in The Sun earlier this week saying, "What's happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person."  Only problem — she didn't say it.  —  "I didn't say that," Avril told Los Angeles radio duo Valentine and Lisa Foxx this morning.
JT No Longer Lovin' Mickey D's  —  Justin Timberlake, who sang the popular "I'm Lovin' It" hook for a McDonald's ad campaign, is biting the hand that fed him.  —  In an interview that appears in the May issue of British GQ, Timberlake starts talking about awards shows, and then veers to the topic of McDonald's.
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