Stern Will Not Fight for Custody If Birkhead's the Dad  —  Howard K. Stern will not stand in Larry Birkhead's way if the DNA tests show Birkhead is Dannielynn's father, this according to unimpeachable sources.  —  These sources have issued the following statement to TMZ:

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Cozy Up  —  They must be really close friends: Ashlee Simpson and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz spent Saturday night kissing and cuddling at the new L.A. hot spot Parc.  —  At the club for a pal's birthday, Simpson, 22, and Wentz, 27, got cozy in a semi-hidden booth …

Scrubs Star John C. McGinley Gets Married  —  Scrubs star John C. McGinley married yoga teacher Nichole Kessler on Saturday, his rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.  —  The couple, who dated for two and a half years before McGinley proposed in August, wed at their home in Malibu before about 30 family members and friends.

Britney gets lippy in Las Vegas  —  BRITNEY SPEARS seems to be cheating in her bid to get fit for her comeback.  —  The Toxic singer has had trouble shifting those last few blobby bits after giving birth to sons SEAN PRESTON and JAYDEN JAMES.  —  So she decided to Do Somethin' about it and nipped …

LIFE'S hard when you're a mega s-tar.  LIFE'S hard when you're a mega s-tar.  —  My snapper caught scruffy KATE MOSS looking cig and tired of the fags as she sparked up in San Francisco.  —  Another bad habit she can't kick - PETE DOHERTY.  —  MY Spidey senses tell me this is one of the shortest showbiz romances ever.

Courteney Cox Has Love For X17  —  I think Ms. Cox (or is that Mrs. Arquette?) was probably just PMSing or maybe she'd just gotten off the phone with the old ball and chain because we were shocked when she shot us the bird on Friday!  Dirt girl usually loves us and lord knows we love her.

Just Who/What Is Jordan, Anyway?  —  Size 8 kids?  Might be too large ...  $5!  That's a bloody rip off!  —  Jordan is just dying to pop out that baby so she can get back in to size 8 children's shorts.  The British chavster spent time at Hugo Boss, Roberto Cavalli, and Dolce & Gabana …

Sago Mine Survivor Randy McCloy, Wife Welcome Son  —  Anna and Randy McCloy in March 2006  —  Sago Mine survivor Randal McCloy Jr., and his wife Anna have welcomed their third child, a boy, a rep for the couple tells PEOPLE.  —  Isaac Martin McCloy was born Thursday morning in Clarksburg …

Hayden Panettiere Has Something to Cheer About  —  Hayden Panettiere rocketed to fame as the self-healing cheerleader Claire Bennet on Heroes - but the 17-year-old is just getting started.  —  Since becoming the focal point of the show's "save the cheerleader, save the world" plot line …

Myleene Klass Conceived Baby Upon Release From Reality Show.  —  Myleene Klass Conceived Baby Upon Release From Reality Show.  —  Musician-turned-reality TV star MYLEENE KLASS was so "desperate" to see her boyfriend following her release from I'M A CELEBRITY...GET ME OUT OF HERE! …

LIGHTEN UP  —  TEETOTALING vegetarian Alec Baldwin overreacted the other day when something didn't agree with his insides.  The "30 Rock" star came into the lobby of his uptown apartment building and asked one of the doormen to call an ambulance.  The paramedics checked him out and found nothing wrong.

Elizabeth Berkley Helps Girls Build Self-Esteem  —  Berkley at an Ask-Elizabeth workshop in NYC  —  It's been nearly 14 years since Elizabeth Berkley played brainy Jessie Spano on NBC's Saved by the Bell, but, thanks to reruns, she still gets recognized by teens - and asked for advice.

Frankie Muniz: 'I'm a Professional Racecar Driver'  —  Malcolm in the Middle star Frankie Muniz has traded in acting on the small screen for speeding around a racetrack.  —  "I never really wanted to get out of acting, but now I'm a professional racecar driver," the 21-year-old tells PEOPLE.

EW review: 'Reaping' a bad movie … (Entertainment Weekly) — Katherine Winter, played by Hilary Swank in her dutiful-yuppie-good-listener mode, is a former minister, and now a professor, who travels the world defusing the lustrous credibility of miracles.  Swank must know the feeling …

Jenna Jameson is a FAT ASS  —  Seriously, she's getting disgusting.  Ewww....and I think it's even more disgusting that I kind of want her dude.  —  Source  —  Thanks Melissa

Jessica Alba and The Good Luck Chuck Trailer  —  First we saw Jessica Biel prancing around in her underwear, and now it's Jessica Alba's turn.  I'm not sure who came up with the brilliant idea to show the actresses in their underwear in their respective movie trailers, but they definitely know how to get people to see their movies.

Air Jordan Touches Down  —  We spotted Jordan and husband Peter Andre walking out of LAX following a long flight from Heathrow Airport.  The couple's in town to promote their reality TV show which is set to broadcast on the E! Network later this month, but judging by the size of Jordan's baby bump …