Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Cozy Up  —  They must be really close friends: Ashlee Simpson and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz spent Saturday night kissing and cuddling at the new L.A. hot spot Parc.  —  At the club for a pal's birthday, Simpson, 22, and Wentz, 27, got cozy in a semi-hidden booth …

Stern Will Not Fight for Custody If Birkhead's the Dad  —  Howard K. Stern will not stand in Larry Birkhead's way if the DNA tests show Birkhead is Dannielynn's father, this according to unimpeachable sources.  —  These sources have issued the following statement to TMZ:

Scrubs Star John C. McGinley Gets Married  —  Scrubs star John C. McGinley married yoga teacher Nichole Kessler on Saturday, his rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.  —  The couple, who dated for two and a half years before McGinley proposed in August, wed at their home in Malibu before about 30 family members and friends.

Happy Reese-ster For The Witherspoons!  —  Actress Reese Witherspoon takes her adorable kiddies Deacon and Ava to her local church for the Easter service complete with an Easter Egg hunt and food and drinks.  Reese helped Deacon hunt for his eggs while Ava went off on her own.

LIFE'S hard when you're a mega s-tar.  LIFE'S hard when you're a mega s-tar.  —  My snapper caught scruffy KATE MOSS looking cig and tired of the fags as she sparked up in San Francisco.  —  Another bad habit she can't kick - PETE DOHERTY.  —  MY Spidey senses tell me this is one of the shortest showbiz romances ever.

Hot Stuff: Mischa & Lindsay Not Braiding Each Other's Hair Any Time Soon  —  · Check out Mischa Barton's reaction in this video when she finds out that Lindsay Lohan is infringing upon her hair salon.  Nice unnecessary butt zoom-in at the end, too.  —  · Avril Lavigne says she didn't talk mess about Britney Spears.

HEIR DISSES HEIR AT PARTY  —  BRANDON "Greasy Bear" Davis is so unpopular, even his friends don't want to be associated with him.  The oil-heir grandson of the late Marvin Davis showed up to the Details magazine party March 29th at producer Mary Parent's house in Hollywood and became enraged when he was denied access.

Katie Holmes' Big Hollywood Comeback!  —  Mrs. Tom Cruise is gearing up for her return to the big screen, and we spotted Katie at a fitting for her first movie since she and Tom went public with their romance.  —  "Extra" has learned Katie's new role is alongside Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah in "Mad Money."

Courteney Cox Has Love For X17  —  I think Ms. Cox (or is that Mrs. Arquette?) was probably just PMSing or maybe she'd just gotten off the phone with the old ball and chain because we were shocked when she shot us the bird on Friday!  Dirt girl usually loves us and lord knows we love her.

Too Much Fug for a Religious Holiday  —  I can't stand the fug against my window.  I am surprised that Tao in Las Vegas didn't explode with nastiness last night.  Well, it did sort of did.  Tao hosted "The Sons of Hollywood" premiere and it truly brought out the unattractive douches.

Britney Gets Naked  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  Naked Juice, that is!  (Sorry, couldn't resist.)  In fact, we could almost glimpse her nether regions (not that we want to) in that shorter than short dress!  —  Britney emerged from hiding; she's been camped out at a beach house …

Just Who/What Is Jordan, Anyway?  —  Size 8 kids?  Might be too large ...  $5!  That's a bloody rip off!  —  Jordan is just dying to pop out that baby so she can get back in to size 8 children's shorts.  The British chavster spent time at Hugo Boss, Roberto Cavalli, and Dolce & Gabana …

Tim Still Gunning for Project Runway  —  Los Angeles (E! Online) - And they're auf.  —  Producers may still be in the auditioning process to fill the wannabe designer slots on the fourth season of Project Runway, but their communal "carry on" mentor has already been locked in.

Britney gets lippy in Las Vegas  —  BRITNEY SPEARS seems to be cheating in her bid to get fit for her comeback.  —  The Toxic singer has had trouble shifting those last few blobby bits after giving birth to sons SEAN PRESTON and JAYDEN JAMES.  —  So she decided to Do Somethin' about it and nipped …

LIGHTEN UP  —  TEETOTALING vegetarian Alec Baldwin overreacted the other day when something didn't agree with his insides.  The "30 Rock" star came into the lobby of his uptown apartment building and asked one of the doormen to call an ambulance.  The paramedics checked him out and found nothing wrong.

Myleene Klass Conceived Baby Upon Release From Reality Show.  —  Myleene Klass Conceived Baby Upon Release From Reality Show.  —  Musician-turned-reality TV star MYLEENE KLASS was so "desperate" to see her boyfriend following her release from I'M A CELEBRITY...GET ME OUT OF HERE! …

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban: Easter Family Reunion in Sydney  —  After a quick stop at her waterfront Darling Point home, Nicole Kidman keeps a tight hold on hubby Keith Urban as they visit relatives on Easter Sunday.  —  "Easter is very important to me and spending Easter with my parents …