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1:35 PM ET, April 9, 2007

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New York Post:
PARIS' MOUTHPIECE GOOFS UP  —  PARIS Hilton's lawyer apparently hasn't been reading the papers.  Hilton sicced her lawyer Gre gory Gabriel on one of our favorite bloggers, Mi chael K of Dlisted.com, after K posted a parody of "The Simple Life" poster on his site making fun of Hilton and her pal Nicole Richie.
Discussion: Celebrity Blog and Celebrity Mound
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Michael K / Dlisted:
Paris Isn't Laughing  —  Paris Hilton's lawyers weren't happy with a drawing that the brilliant 14 of Gallery of the Absurd made.  The brilliant piece of art featured Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in a spoofed version of The Simple Life poster.  —  As Page Six reported this morning …
Hollywoodtuna:
The Mystery That Is Paris Hilton's Ass  —  These Paris Hilton pictures give me the creeps.  From her expressionless face to her weirdly shaped ass, I'm just completely turned off.  Last week, the buzz was all about Paris Hilton's abnormally larger breasts, but now it's clear in these photos that she was actually wearing a pushup bra.
New York Post:
HEIR DISSES HEIR AT PARTY  —  BRANDON "Greasy Bear" Davis is so unpopular, even his friends don't want to be associated with him.  The oil-heir grandson of the late Marvin Davis showed up to the Details magazine party March 29th at producer Mary Parent's house in Hollywood and became enraged when he was denied access.
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J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Even People Who Have Been Inside Paris Hilton Don't Want To Be Associated With Brandon Davis  —  Brandon Davis was sold out by Paris Hilton-sperm donor Stavros Nachos Doritos at a Details party in late March.  This just goes to show you that money can't buy you EVERYTHING.
Discussion: Celebrity Way
New York Post:
JENNA LOSING WEIGHT AND FANS  —  PORN queen Jenna Jameson is so stressed out over her bitter divorce that for the first time in her long career, she's behaving unprofessionally and letting her fans down, sources said.  —  Jameson, who reportedly underwent a botched and career-threatening …
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Another failed romance for Britney Spears  —  Naomi Campbell and '300' star Gerard Butler reportedly a couple  —  Another day, another Britney Spears romance revealed.  This one, however, didn't go the distance.  —  "Yes, Britney and I were dating, before the crotch-shot thing," …
Pete Norman / People.com:
Avril Lavigne Buys 10-Bathroom Mansion  —  Rocker Avril Lavigne is the new owner of a Los Angeles mansion that comes with more than 10 bathrooms.  —  The singer, 22, and her husband, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley, 27, bought the Bel-Air home for about $9.5 million, the Los Angeles Times reports.
Discussion: the Real Estalker
Clemmie Moodie / Daily Mail:
Charlotte takes a break (from late nights and cocktails)  —  Glowing with health and showing off her changing figure, this is Charlotte Church taking pregnancy in her stride.  —  The 21-year-old TV presenter, who is four months pregnant, is enjoying a no-expense-spared holiday in Thailand …
Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
Likely dad keeps mum  —  Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern (Birkhead?) may turn out to be the most expensive baby ever born.  —  Leading baby-daddy contender Larry Birkhead was expected to return to the Bahamas over the weekend, with his personal legal bills estimated by one insider to approach $650,000.
Discussion: Celebslam.com
POPSUGAR:
Reese, Deacon and Ava's Easter Sunday Best  —  This weekend Reese Witherspoon took Deacon and Ava to church on Easter Sunday in Beverly Hills.  The family looks like they stepped right off the pages of a J. Crew catalog in their Sunday best for the holiday.
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Zen Pap / FlynetOnline.com Your Number 1 Source …:   Happy Reese-ster For The Witherspoons!
Just Jared:   Jake Gyllenhaal Shows Off His Easter Bunny
Richard Price / Daily Mail:
Madonna and Guy: A portrait of a marriage  —  She's dominant, distant, almost manly.  He's adoringly subservient.  So does this new, far from flattering pictuer of Madonna and Guy paint them in a more accurate light than they care to admit?  —  For a woman who is notoriously sensitive …
New York Post:
SCARLET SMOOCH  —  IF you think your first kiss was bad, Kurt Russell can top you - and he still has the scar to prove it.  The "Grindhouse" star tells the May issue of Men's Journal: "I was in third grade, and . . . I noticed this really hot chick hanging out under the bridge with her friend.
Discussion: The Superficial and Celebslam.com
Agence France Presse:
Father-in-law 'humiliated' by lavish Hurley wedding  —  LONDON (AFP) - The Indian father-in-law of British actress Elizabeth Hurley said in an interview Sunday that he had cut ties with his son, Arun Nayer, amid anger over their lavish wedding.  —  Vinod Nayer told the Sunday Mirror from Mumbai …
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A Socialite's Life:   Elizabeth Hurley Furious With Her Father-In-Law
TMZ.com:
Angie: Takes One to Know One  —  Angelina Jolie's weird brother James Haven says that he and sis Angie now consider themselves "orphans," following the death of their mother Marcheline Bertrand this past January — even though their estranged father, actor Jon Voight, is still kicking up dust.
Discussion: A Socialite's Life and Hollyscoop
TMZ.com:
MTV Babe Snags "American Idol" Hunk  —  Is a reality show romance brewing off the set of "American Idol?"  —  TMZ cameras caught MTV and possible sex tape star Lauren Conrad in the middle of a hardcore flirting session with "American Idol" stud Chris Richardson outside of Les Deux nightclub Friday night.
People.com:
ANOTHER WORLD  —  Have they officially entered The Twilight Zone?  Ashlee Simpson keeps a low profile as she and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz head out for a Saturday night at Hollywood's Sunset Marquis.  As for their rumored romance, Wentz told Rolling Stone recently, "Maybe in a different universe …
Zen Pap / FlynetOnline.com Your Number 1 Source …:
Jordan Busts Out In Beverly Hills  —  Jordan, aka Katie Price, who is basically the U.K. version of Pamela Anderson, shops in Beverly Hills with her husband pop singer Peter Andre.  Katie is pregnant with the couples first child but her baby bump is almost indistinguishable from her massive breasts!
Discussion: Celebrity Baby Blog and Dlisted
X17 Online:
Britney Gets Naked  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  Naked Juice, that is!  (Sorry, couldn't resist.)  In fact, we could almost glimpse her nether regions (not that we want to) in that shorter than short dress!  —  Britney emerged from hiding; she's been camped out at a beach house …
Discussion: Allie Is Wired
 
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Veryvera / I'm Not Obsessed:
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New York Post:
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X17 Online:
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