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3:35 PM ET, April 9, 2007


 Top News: 
New York Post:
JENNA LOSING WEIGHT AND FANS  —  PORN queen Jenna Jameson is so stressed out over her bitter divorce that for the first time in her long career, she's behaving unprofessionally and letting her fans down, sources said.  —  Jameson, who reportedly underwent a botched and career-threatening …
A Socialite's Life:
Jenna Jameson Disappearing In Front Of Her Fans  —  It's hard out there for a porn star...  At least it has been lately for porn queen, Jenna Jameson, who is so stressed out these days from a vaginoplasty (OK, that sounds TERRIFYING) and a messy divorce, that she is practically wasting away from worry.
New York Post:
PARIS' MOUTHPIECE GOOFS UP  —  PARIS Hilton's lawyer apparently hasn't been reading the papers.  Hilton sicced her lawyer Gre gory Gabriel on one of our favorite bloggers, Mi chael K of, after K posted a parody of "The Simple Life" poster on his site making fun of Hilton and her pal Nicole Richie.
Hollywoodtuna:   The Mystery That Is Paris Hilton's Ass
New York Post:
HEIR DISSES HEIR AT PARTY  —  BRANDON "Greasy Bear" Davis is so unpopular, even his friends don't want to be associated with him.  The oil-heir grandson of the late Marvin Davis showed up to the Details magazine party March 29th at producer Mary Parent's house in Hollywood and became enraged when he was denied access.
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Even People Who Have Been Inside Paris Hilton Don't Want To Be …
Discussion: Celebrity Way
Cop: Wahler Called Me "Nig**r," "Fag**t"  —  Jason Wahler spewed a barrage of racist and offensive slurs during his arrest in Washington state this weekend, allegedly calling a police officer a "nig**r, fag**t, and poor f**k," this according to the police report.
Discussion: Celeb Gossip Junkie
"Laguna Beach" Star Arrested — Again!  —  TMZ has learned that "Laguna Beach" bad boy Jason Wahler was arrested over the weekend — for the fourth time in nine months!  —  Wahler was picked up by the Seattle Police Department just after 2:00 AM for criminal trespassing and assault.
Clemmie Moodie / Daily Mail:
Charlotte takes a break (from late nights and cocktails)  —  Glowing with health and showing off her changing figure, this is Charlotte Church taking pregnancy in her stride.  —  The 21-year-old TV presenter, who is four months pregnant, is enjoying a no-expense-spared holiday in Thailand …
Pete Norman /
Avril Lavigne Buys 10-Bathroom Mansion  —  Rocker Avril Lavigne is the new owner of a Los Angeles mansion that comes with more than 10 bathrooms.  —  The singer, 22, and her husband, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley, 27, bought the Bel-Air home for about $9.5 million, the Los Angeles Times reports.
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Another failed romance for Britney Spears  —  Naomi Campbell and '300' star Gerard Butler reportedly a couple  —  Another day, another Britney Spears romance revealed.  This one, however, didn't go the distance.  —  "Yes, Britney and I were dating, before the crotch-shot thing," …
New York Post:
SCARLET SMOOCH  —  IF you think your first kiss was bad, Kurt Russell can top you - and he still has the scar to prove it.  The "Grindhouse" star tells the May issue of Men's Journal: "I was in third grade, and . . . I noticed this really hot chick hanging out under the bridge with her friend.
Diddy Spends A Fortune On Baby Twins' Jewellery.  —  Diddy Spends A Fortune On Baby Twins' Jewellery.... Rap mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs is making sure his new-born twins are the queens of bling by buying up all manner of "cute" kiddie diamond accessories.  —  The flamboyant star's kids …
Discussion: Gossip Rocks Forum
Nicole Not Pregnant For the 601st Time  —  Nicole and Keith went down under for Easter this year to spend time with family.  Nicole is showing off her tiny little waist even though more pregnancy rumors have surfaced.  This time News of the World is reporting that the couple are expecting …
Discussion: Celebrity Blog
Richard Price / Daily Mail:
Madonna and Guy: A portrait of a marriage  —  She's dominant, distant, almost manly.  He's adoringly subservient.  So does this new, far from flattering pictuer of Madonna and Guy paint them in a more accurate light than they care to admit?  —  For a woman who is notoriously sensitive …
Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
Likely dad keeps mum  —  Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern (Birkhead?) may turn out to be the most expensive baby ever born.  —  Leading baby-daddy contender Larry Birkhead was expected to return to the Bahamas over the weekend, with his personal legal bills estimated by one insider to approach $650,000.
Mike Baron / The Post Chronicle:
American Idol Sanjaya Offer Sweetened: Cash, Commercial & KFC Bowls  —  American Idol and Sanjaya Malakar are all the rage.  Sanjaya Malakar has turned heads not only with his notable performances on American Idol, but also his cutting edge haircuts.  —  KFC President Gregg Dedrick penned …
Discussion: I'm Not Obsessed
Halle Berry Upset Over Suicide Story  —  Halle Berry has blasted US publication Parade for "regurgitating" a 10-year-old story about her suicide attempt - because she's having to talk about her darkest moment all over again.  —  The sexy Oscar winner has rarely spoken about the time she started …
Sienna Miller and Jude Law Fight  —  Ex lovers Jude Law and Sienna Miller at war again.  —  The pair, who split over six months ago are said to be trading insults between mutual friends.  —  The split between the pair came after Jude, who was caught cheating on Sienna …
Discussion: Haute Gossip
Phil / Egotastic!:
Jessica Alba in Her Underwear is Enough Reason to See Good Luck Chuck  —  As far as acting ability goes, Jessica Alba leaves a lot to be desired, like acting ability for one.  As far as being super hot goes, there is very little left wanting when it comes to Jessica Alba.
Agence France Presse:
Father-in-law 'humiliated' by lavish Hurley wedding  —  LONDON (AFP) - The Indian father-in-law of British actress Elizabeth Hurley said in an interview Sunday that he had cut ties with his son, Arun Nayer, amid anger over their lavish wedding.  —  Vinod Nayer told the Sunday Mirror from Mumbai …
A Socialite's Life:   Elizabeth Hurley Furious With Her Father-In-Law
Angie: Takes One to Know One  —  Angelina Jolie's weird brother James Haven says that he and sis Angie now consider themselves "orphans," following the death of their mother Marcheline Bertrand this past January — even though their estranged father, actor Jon Voight, is still kicking up dust.
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