Britney Spears performing at House of Blues next week  —  You heard it here first.  Britney Spears' much anticipated comeback might begin earlier than suspected-as in next week.  A loyal Celebslam reader tipped me off that Britney is scheduled to perform next Wednesday at the Anaheim House of Blues under the band name M+M's.

Blond it like Beckham  —  I'm dye-ing to see ... Robinho tries to look at Becks' new hair  —  DAVID Beckham was dubbed Marilyn yesterday after dyeing his hair blond like movie legend Monroe.  —  The ex-England skipper tried to hide his white barnet under a blue hat as fans watched Real Madrid training.

Jolie 'emaciated and exhausted'  —  HOLLYWOOD star Angelina Jolie has a "deadly disease", an influential major showbiz newspaper is claiming.  —  The actress and campaigner for child poverty has sparked concern recently with a massive plunge in weight.  —  She appeared overnight …

Birkhead's Bahamian Exit Blocked  —  TMZ has learned Virgie Arthur has filed an appeal, attempting to block Larry Birkhead's ability to take baby Dannielynn to the U.S.  —  Arthur has objected to a judge's ruling allowing Birkhead to take his little girl to the States …

BLAMING DORA  —  DID Alec Baldwin dump CAA this week because a video posted on FunnyOrDie.com showed Dora the Explorer listening to his infamous phone rant against his daughter, Ireland?  The Web site is the creation of Adam McCay, Chris Henchy and fellow CAA client Will Ferrell.

Details Revealed in Sandra Bullock Stalker Case  —  Usmagazine.com has learned the full details behind the stalker who attempted to harm Sandra Bullock and her husband, Jesse James at their home in Orange County, CA over the weekend.  —  Orange County Sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino tells Usmagazine.com …

First look: Downey forges a bond with 'Iron Man' role  —  LOS ANGELES — Robert Downey Jr. is hardly the obvious choice to play an iconic crime fighter.  —  After all, this is the guy who became a poster boy for Hollywood excess, serving a year in prison on drug and alcohol-related charges …

Paris Hilton as a PSA.  —  Paris Hilton's naked "corpse" could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season.  —  An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of  —  a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed

Some star-studded cop dramas  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  You want to see celebs?  Head to Central Booking.  Seldom have we seen a week with more boldface names on police blotters.  —  People are wondering what's up between Sean Penn and Eve after the actor showed up at close …

LOHAN DRIVER HITS AND YELLS  —  LINDSAY Lohan's driver flipped out when he plowed into the car of Tony Bennett's daughter Wednesday and proceeded to chew her out.  John Zagata "was hostile with me.  He ran into me, then got out of his car and started yelling at me," singer Antonia Bennett told Page Six.

Tyra Banks Pays $120 Brunch Tab After Mix-Up  —  Tyra Banks finally paid a brunch bill Thursday after mistakenly leaving a Manhattan eatery without settling the check last weekend.  —  On Saturday, the supermodel ate at the Brooklyn Diner with music mogul Russell Simmons and his children …

Carmen Electra FHM Magazine Pictures  —  My love/hate relationship with Carmen Electra continues.  And today, after viewing the latest Russian FHM magazine with her in it, I'm back to loving her again!  She looks damn hot in these pictures!  So hot that I feel the sudden urge …

Katie Gets to Making Mad Money  —  After months (months!) of planning, Katie is finally hard at work on her next big project, Mad Money.  She looks happy, which is a good thing, whether or not this film is going to go down in cinematic history.  Hey, at least she doesn't look like she's a woman trapped in some sort of marital prison.

Maria Menounos is Ridiculously Hot  —  So, first of all, let me apologize for today's previous posts which feature Tyra Banks grabbing Rosie O'Donnell's breasts, and Britney Spears' saggy breasts going in all kinds of crazy directions.  I like to keep things pretty, here on Egotastic! …

Britney set to write sizzling book  —  Britney Spears certainly has a few stories to tell given her recent behaviour, and it is claimed the singer could be set to write a sizzling autobiography.  —  The tell-all book will apparently spill the beans on what life was like for the singer …

Paris Gets Spyked  —  Looks like Paris Hilton's finally going to get a chance to put her skills at peeling away from nightclubs to good use - yesterday we caught the hotel heiress receiving a $350,000 Spyker from the Bullrun crew!  Paris, as it turns out, is slated to race one leg …

Copycat Posh  —  Why does Posh make Becks do these things and why doesn't he have the balls to tell her to stuff her throat with a cannoli and shut the hell up?  These are serious questions.  Most dudes should not go platinum blonde.  Billy Idol aside, it doesn't look hot.

Sean Penn Is a Friend to Eve, Indeed  —  How's this for totally random?  After Eve was arrested for totaling her car in a supposed drunk driving accident, Sean Penn showed up to bail her out.  Yes, you read that right.  Sean Penn, who has apparently been friends with Eve for a few years …