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2:20 AM ET, May 3, 2007

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Chris Auchterlonie / Splash News Online:
Britney Spears Topless!!!  —  This is how we want to see Britney Spears make a comeback!  Forget about the lipsyncing, floundering on stage, and ripping off her fans!  Just get naked!  —  These pictures were taken in early April of this month at a friends house.  Too bad she didn't do this 6 years ago!
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Phil / Egotastic!:
Britney Spears Topless Pictures!  —  Um, yeah.  I don't even know what to say about these pictures of Britney Spears topless.  What can you say about this girl that hasn't already been said?  The desperate cries for attention.  The ridiculous outfits?  That Stupid.  F**king.  Hat.
Discussion: A Socialite's Life, Defamer and The Sun
Lycia Naff / People.com:
Britney Spears Hits the Stage Again  —  Britney Spears performed live late Tuesday night for the first time in nearly three years with a 14-minute set for screaming fans in San Diego.  —  After a career break that featured a marriage, two children, divorce and rehab, Spears …
Hollywoodtuna:
Britney Spears' Big Comeback  —  After watching Britney Spears's in these vids, I'm happy to report that her lip synching skills have not suffered during her recent meltdown.  She convincingly faked her way through a "comeback" set at The House of Blues.  Faking her way through things has kinda been her motto these days though.
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Britney Spears is in Concert  —  In her first public concert in three years, Britney Spears performed a 15-minute set at the San Diego House of Blues last night.  Opening with Baby One More Time, Britney, dressed in a pink bra, a short skirt, boots (gasp!) and a brown wig, performed four more songs from her earlier albums.
Discussion: Associated Press and Pajiba
The Superficial:
Britney Spears poses topless  —  Britney Spears posed topless at a friend's house last month with some flowers.  And, uh, here they are.  Although I have no idea why anybody is asking Britney Spears to get topless.  Six years ago this would've been amazing, but now they could've put a seal …
Jed Dreben / People.com:
'Scary Spice' Melanie Brown: I'm Taking Eddie Murphy to Court  —  Melanie Brown, who welcomed her second daughter, Angel Iris Murphy Brown, last month, says she's taking ex-boyfriend Eddie Murphy to court to force him to take a paternity test.  —  "He's not doing a DNA test and he's not signing …
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J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
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Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Angelina: Angelina Gives Ex "Lap Dance" While Brad Babysits  —  On the afternoon of April 27, Angelina Jolie made her directorial debut at the Tribeca Film Festival with her documentary about daily life around the globe A Place in Time.  —  But Jolie's real show, however, didn't begin until later that night.
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Hollywood Grind / Celebrity Gossip:
Angelina Jolie Gives Lap Dance to Ex Lover  —  Angelina Jolie is a free spirit, and so is Brad Pitt.  He knew what he was getting himself into. … Angelina Jolie also said today that she would meet with her father Jon Voight, with the condition that the meeting is at arms length.  That's a start.
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Rosie Getting Soft  —  Rosie O'Donnell has alerted the global media via website haiku that she will not longer be verbally backhanding Elisabeth Hasselbeck on "The View" because Hasselbeck's with child .  First off, please stop with the haikus.  It's not adorable, or whimsical or heartfelt.
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TMZ.com:
Rosie: No More Rasslin' with Preggy Elisabeth  —  There'll be no more bullying Elisabeth Hasselbeck by Rosie O'Donnell — and the cease-fire is all for the benefit of the Hasselbaby.  —  So proclaimed Rosie herself in her blog late last night.  After yesterday's show …
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Lindsay Lohan is Still Drunk  —  In the least surprising news of the day, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly still an alcoholic after her trip to rehab.  Despite her claims that she is clean and sober, Lohan was spotted sucking down champagne and shots at Winston's last week.  A source says:
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TMZ.com:
Wedding Crashed: Esposito and Cooper Split  —  TMZ has learned that actress Jennifer Esposito has filed for divorce from her husband of four months, Bradley Cooper.  The documents, filed Tuesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, cite irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split.
Monique Jessen / People.com:
Keira Knightley 'Devastated' by Anorexia Rumors  —  Keira Knightley says she was "devastated" when images of her appeared in magazine articles about the "skinny celebrity" debate.  —  "When all that blew up, I felt terrible," the actress, 22, tells the British edition of Elle in its June issue.
Discussion: I'm Not Obsessed
Phil / Egotastic!:
Natalie Portman, je t'aime  —  Here's Natalie Portman, once again looking resplendent, at the premiere of Paris, je t'aime (that's "Paris, I Love You," for those of you who don't speak even the tiniest bit of French).  As always, Natalie is absolutely perfect, and there is nothing bad I can possibly say about her.
Discussion: Staralicious
Phil / Egotastic!:
Sienna Miller Nipple Slip?  Or Just a Bit of Nip?  —  To say these pictures show a full-on Sienna Miller nipple slip would be a bit too strong a claim, however, she was caught at just the right angle, and if you look closely, you can see some Sienna Miller nipple action.
The Grumpiest:
Vanessa Anne Hugdens in her Bikini  —  I don't know who this Vannessa Anne Hugdens girl is or if I should even care.  She was in the 2006 hit Disney Channel film, High School Musical.... I'm not s preteen girl so I've obviously never heard of it.  Apparantly the guy she is with in these photos …
popbytes:
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BRITNEY'S BABY?!?  —  good morning everyone!  oh i'm tired - i had a great night last night which included attending a record release party for tori amos - she performed a lovely short set and it was awesome to hear some of her new songs played live ('almost rosey' is the best) …
Michael K / Dlisted:
When Sienna Looks in the Mirror...  Sienna Lohan Dunst Olsen Simpson Sevigny showed off her ass and nips at lunch in London.  I'm serious when I say that these girls are look the same.  They wear the same wayfarers and the same dirty tank.  Are they in competition to see who can look the dirtiest?
 
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