VIRGINAL KATEE VEXES KATIE  —  KATIE Holmes, call your lawyers and Scientology advisers.  —  A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie.

Angelina Jolie Taking a Year Off Work  —  Angelina Jolie has decided to take a year off to spend time with her family, PEOPLE has learned.  —  "I'm working this summer.  I'm in Prague for a few months, then I take two months off, then I work for two months," Jolie said Tuesday while promoting …

Dad's book is no Oprah pick  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  It could be a chilly Father's Day for Oprah Winfrey 's dad.  —  The talk queen tells us she's "shocked" and "disappointed" that she had to hear it from the Daily News that her 74-year-old pop, Vernon, is writing a book about her.

LINGERING LOVE  —  REPORTS of John Mayer and Jessica Simpson's "split" may be premature.  Although our spies saw Mayer flirting with other women on Thursday night - and overheard the shaggy-haired musician tell friends he was "happy being single" - a source at the Soho...

Paula Abdul Breaks Her Nose  —  A spokesperson for Paula Abdul confirmed to "Extra" that over the weekend, Abdul tripped trying to avoid her Chihuahua, Tulip.  —  As a result of the fall, the "American Idol" judge broke her nose.  —  The spokesperson told "Extra" that contrary to reports, Paula was not hospitalized.

Hasselhoff Gets Custody!  —  After the famous hamburger incident, David Hasselhoff has emerged victorious in court!  He has won temporary custody of his two kids.  —  The court hearing today was closed — secret.  Hasselhoff went into court stripped of his right to visit with his children in the wake of the burger video.

Jessica Alba Says She's Really a 'Dork'  —  Jessica Alba says her looks can be deceiving.  —  "People think of me as just a sexy girl," the self-described "dork," 26, says in the June issue of InStyle, "but I'm really goofy - like, super goofy."  —  Not that she's knocking her looks …

TRAILER MIX: Drooling Over The Golden Compass  —  Now that The Lord of the Rings is done and The Chronicles of Narnia and Harry Potter are off and running, it's time to turn our attention to the next (hopefully) great series of films based on fantasy novels.

Paris Hilton tagged  —  Paris Hilton is to be tagged with an alarm to protect her from fellow prison inmates.  —  The hotel heiress will be provided with a panic device giving her a 24-hour link to prison guards in case she encounters trouble when she begins her prison sentence next month, according to Britain's The Sun newspaper.

The moment a top fashion designer's wife's trousers fell down at Cannes  —  For Eva Cavalli, wife of Italian fashion designer Roberto Cavalli, it doesn't get any more embarrassing than this.  —  Hosting a star-studded A-list party aboard the couples' exclusive private cruiser in Cannes …

Paris Hilton: Please God, save me from jail  —  Nothing's going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try.  The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book The Power Of Now and - wait for it - a Bible.  —  If ever there was a cry for help this is it.

Mel C: 'I wonÂ't reunite with Spice Girls'  —  Melanie C has put a spanner in the works for plans for a Spice Girls reunion.  —  The 33-year-old has insisted that she has no plans to reunite with the girls and is concentrating on her solo career.  —  The girls have been spotted together …

Ben supports Knocked Up friends  —  Ben Stiller hit the red carpet in LA last night to support his comedy cohorts for the premiere of Knocked Up.  —  The movie by writer and director Judd Apatow follows on from the success of The 40 Year Old Virgin.  —  The new film is about a pregnancy following …