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1:00 AM ET, May 22, 2007


 Top News:
Hasselhoff Gets Custody!  —  After the famous hamburger incident, David Hasselhoff has emerged victorious in court!  He has won temporary custody of his two kids.  —  The court hearing today was closed — secret.  Hasselhoff went into court stripped of his right to visit with his children in the wake of the burger video.
Access Hollywood:
The HoffAt 'America's Got Talent' Presentation  —  On May 7th a Los Angeles judge suspended Hasselhoff's visitation rights with his two daughters Taylor-Ann and Hayley Amber after a video showing the actor drunk was leaked to the media.  Earlier today, Hasselhoff and Bach met in court for a hearing on the issue.
Michael K / Dlisted:
The Hoff Gets His Kids?!  Is This a Mistake?!  —  Damn!  Looks like Pamela Bach is a wreck, because a judge has awarded The Hoff temporary full custody of his two kids.  Despite that video of a drunken Hoff taken by his teenage daughter, the judge ruled in his favor.
Discussion: Rumors and Don't Judge Me
We Feel Sorry For His Kids!
Paula Abdul Breaks Her Nose  —  A spokesperson for Paula Abdul confirmed to "Extra" that over the weekend, Abdul tripped trying to avoid her Chihuahua, Tulip.  —  As a result of the fall, the "American Idol" judge broke her nose.  —  The spokesperson told "Extra" that contrary to reports, Paula was not hospitalized.
Sarah Hall / E! Online:
Paula Abdul Falls Straight Down  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Paula Abdul has always had a soft spot for the underdog.  —  The American Idol judge took a fall over the weekend while trying to avoid trampling one of her pooches and wound up with a broken nose, her rep told E! News.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Paula Abdul Broke Her Nose!!
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
Lburch / A Socialite's Life:
Guess the Ass  —  Find out who it belongs to after the jump.  —  It's Eva Longoria!  She's playing volleyball at the 'Spike for Hope' celebrity volleyball match to benefit the Padres Foundation.
Hollywoodtuna:   Eva Longoria's Ass Is Nast
Eva Longoria / Egotastic!:   Eva Longoria's Ass Is Very Charitable
Cord Jefferson / MollyGood:   RAISING MONEY AND EYEBROWS
The Superficial:
Eva Longoria cures cancer
Michael K / Dlisted:
Chipmunk Loving Back On?  —  Are Jessica Simpson and John Mayer already back together?  Just when John was starting to look attractive he's tappin' that mess again.  Sources at InTouch Weekly say they saw John leaving the SoHo Grand Hotel in NYC today where Jess is saying.
Discussion: A Socialite's Life and Holy Candy
Stapp's Wife: Scott Chucked Orangina Bottle at My Face  —  Scott Stapp's wife claims that she was "in fear for her life" when the rocker flung a glass bottle of Orangina at her face during an alleged incident Sunday morning.  —  According to the police report, Stapp's wife, Miss New York USA 2004 …
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Avril Lavigne gets into a Duff huff  —  Plus: Marilyn Manson 'had no soul left' after Dita Von Teese left him  —  Why can't pop princesses just all get along?  —  Avril Lavigne and the Duff sisters, Hilary and Haylie, were both invited to attend Maxim's Hot 100 Party at the Hotel Gansevoort last week …
Nick /
These chicks hate each other  —  Avril Lavigne is still feuding with Hilary Duff.  The two went to great lengths to make sure they didn't run into each other at last week's Maxim Hot 100 Party at the Hotel Gansevoort.  Even though handlers scheduled their arrivals at separate times the pair still ran into each other on the red carpet.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Too Much Information  —  Calum Best has been telling his friends that Lindsay Lohan is hot in bed and the best sex he's ever had.  Gross.  —  A source close to Calum said, "Calum was knocked out by her body. … I find this surprising, because usually drunks are so bad in bed.
Heather / Fametastic:
Calum Best: Lindsay Lohan's "dynamite" in bed
Lorenzo Benet /
Lane Garrison Facing Up to 7 Years in Jail  —  Actor Lane Garrison pleaded guilty Monday to vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence and two other alcohol-related charges that could result in a sentence of nearly seven years in prison.  —  Flanked by two attorneys …
Michael K / Dlisted:
A Mighty Hard-On Takes Cannes  —  Angelina jolie, Brad Pitt, Mariane Pearl and company attended the Cannes premiere of "A Mighty Heart" this evening in France.  Brad went for that old Hollyweird look and much looked better than he did earlier in the day.  Angelina is still Angelina …
Daily Mail:
Brad and Angelina hit Cannes for Pearl film
Discussion: Dlisted and
Lesley Abravanel / Scene in the Tropics:
Every Breathing Second of Britney Spears  —  Play by play Britney, because you know you just can't get enough.  —She arrived via private jet in Miami around 4pm Sunday from Orlando, and after a wild paparazzi car chase through South Miami, she hit South Beach for some shopping with her girls.
Los Angeles Times:
Exclusive: Seven weeks of Prince in Hollywood?  —  Hollywood will be raining purple this summer, if current plans hold up.  —  Prince is expected to announce a seven-week residency at the historic Roosevelt Hotel that will include a heaping helping of music, dining and VIP guests, sources say.
Discussion: and Defamer
Sexy or Scary with No-Hairy?  —  Worth1000's look at Bald Celebrities confirms that shaved heads are best left to dudes...  But there are exceptions...  Britney Spears: Bald & Lesbian Ready  —  Angelina Jolie & Gwen Stefani Are Hot & Hairless  —  More below!
Phil / Egotastic!:
Pamela Anderson: Bikinis and Boos  —  Not booze.  Boos.  That's what Pamela Anderson got from the paparazzi in Cannes this weekend after making them wait for her arrival for over an hour.  Though, I'm sure there was booze around very close by.  CNN reports on the unhappy reception that greeted Pam on the red carpet.
Discussion: Reuters
X17 Online:
Jessica Lightens Her Hair, Load  —  Jessica went back to blonde and she's also back to being escorted everywhere by Ken Paves now that she and John Mayer have allegedly broken up!  Jess and Ken hit Cannes together last night to promote her new film, Major Movie Star, where Jessica cracked her infamous smile …
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
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