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12:30 PM ET, May 22, 2007

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New York Post:
VIRGINAL KATEE VEXES KATIE  —  KATIE Holmes, call your lawyers and Scientology advisers.  —  A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie.
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Michael K / Dlisted:
"Help Me"  —  Awww!  Tom and Suri Cruise almost look like a normal daughter and father and then you realize the crazy that lurks below.  Tom played with Suri while on the set of Katie Holmes' new movie.  I love the look on the dude's face in the third picture.  He has that "you better have my money" look.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Katie Holmes is Not Happy With This Girl  —  The girl above is a wannabe porn star that claims she's a virgin and will lose her cherry on video in her first porn flick.  The girl has changed her name to Katee Holmes.  Tom Cruise's little property isn't happy.  —  A rep for KATIE Holmes said, "It's a really cheap shot."
Metro.co.uk:
Katie Holmes 'fuming' at porn stunt
Discussion: Gabby Babble
Extra:
Paula Abdul Breaks Her Nose  —  A spokesperson for Paula Abdul confirmed to "Extra" that over the weekend, Abdul tripped trying to avoid her Chihuahua, Tulip.  —  As a result of the fall, the "American Idol" judge broke her nose.  —  The spokesperson told "Extra" that contrary to reports, Paula was not hospitalized.
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Sarah Hall / E! Online:
Paula Abdul Falls Straight Down
Pete Norman / People.com:
Angelina Jolie Taking a Year Off Work  —  Angelina Jolie has decided to take a year off to spend time with her family, PEOPLE has learned.  —  "I'm working this summer.  I'm in Prague for a few months, then I take two months off, then I work for two months," Jolie said Tuesday while promoting …
Discussion: Dlisted, Jossip and dailystab.com
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Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Angelina Jolie: I Have Nothing to Hide  —  When it comes to her life, Angelina Jolie is an open book.  —  "There's nothing I have to hide or defend," the actress, 31, tells Ann Curry for an interview scheduled to run Wednesday on both the Today show and Dateline NBC.  —  "I'm gonna live my life," Jolie continues.
People.com:
Jessica and John Reunite in New York  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have gotten together ... again.  —  The off-and-on couple reunited in New York City on Sunday night, sources close to the situation tell PEOPLE.  —  "They saw each other last night.  I have no idea what will happen with them tomorrow," says one source.
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New York Post:
LINGERING LOVE  —  REPORTS of John Mayer and Jessica Simpson's "split" may be premature.  Although our spies saw Mayer flirting with other women on Thursday night - and overheard the shaggy-haired musician tell friends he was "happy being single" - a source at the Soho...
TMZ.com:
Hasselhoff Gets Custody!  —  After the famous hamburger incident, David Hasselhoff has emerged victorious in court!  He has won temporary custody of his two kids.  —  The court hearing today was closed — secret.  Hasselhoff went into court stripped of his right to visit with his children in the wake of the burger video.
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Ken Lee / People.com:
Judge: David Hasselhoff May See Daughters Again  —  David Hasselhoff regained his parental rights Monday after he agreed to alcohol testing three times per week, a source close to the custody case tells PEOPLE.  —  The actor, wearing a navy pinstripe suit and looking upbeat …
Discussion: CELEBRITY SMACK!
NY Daily News:
Dad's book is no Oprah pick  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  It could be a chilly Father's Day for Oprah Winfrey 's dad.  —  The talk queen tells us she's "shocked" and "disappointed" that she had to hear it from the Daily News that her 74-year-old pop, Vernon, is writing a book about her.
Daily Mail:
Has Britney fallen off the wagon again?  —  There are new fears for troubled Britney Spears after she was reportedly seen downing shots of booze after a disastrous comeback gig.  —  The singer, who recently spent time in rehab, enjoyed a wild party in Miami into the early hours of the morning.
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FemaleFirst:
Paris Hilton tagged  —  Paris Hilton is to be tagged with an alarm to protect her from fellow prison inmates.  —  The hotel heiress will be provided with a panic device giving her a 24-hour link to prison guards in case she encounters trouble when she begins her prison sentence next month, according to Britain's The Sun newspaper.
Discussion: D*ana's Dirt
Baz Bamigboye / Daily Mail:
The moment a top fashion designer's wife's trousers fell down at Cannes  —  For Eva Cavalli, wife of Italian fashion designer Roberto Cavalli, it doesn't get any more embarrassing than this.  —  Hosting a star-studded A-list party aboard the couples' exclusive private cruiser in Cannes …
Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Jessica Alba Says She's Really a 'Dork'  —  Jessica Alba says her looks can be deceiving.  —  "People think of me as just a sexy girl," the self-described "dork," 26, says in the June issue of InStyle, "but I'm really goofy - like, super goofy."  —  Not that she's knocking her looks …
Daily Mail:
Paris Hilton: Please God, save me from jail  —  Nothing's going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try.  The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book The Power Of Now and - wait for it - a Bible.  —  If ever there was a cry for help this is it.
Metro.co.uk:
Ben supports Knocked Up friends  —  Ben Stiller hit the red carpet in LA last night to support his comedy cohorts for the premiere of Knocked Up.  —  The movie by writer and director Judd Apatow follows on from the success of The 40 Year Old Virgin.  —  The new film is about a pregnancy following …
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
Tamara Hardingham-Gill / Daily Mail:
Mel C: 'I wonÂ't reunite with Spice Girls'  —  Melanie C has put a spanner in the works for plans for a Spice Girls reunion.  —  The 33-year-old has insisted that she has no plans to reunite with the girls and is concentrating on her solo career.  —  The girls have been spotted together …
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
Daily Mail:
Victoria Beckham's blow-up doll paparazzi prank  —  Victoria Beckham has finally got her revenge on the hoards of paparazzi that constantly follow her every move.  —  Photographers were caught completely off guard when an unlikely body double was helped out of the star's SUV.
Discussion: Celebritology
 
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Madonna Confirms Directorial Debut.
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WHERE IS THE LOVE?  —  This is David and Victoria Beckham taking …
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New York Post:
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MSNBC:
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Michael K / Dlisted:
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