Paris Hilton: PEOPLE's Exclusive Interview  —  "Thank God I'm free!"  —  These were the words of Paris Hilton, smiling and fluffing her newly replaced blonde hair extensions Tuesday at her grandfather's Bel Air mansion, just hours after her release from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif.

Britney Spears' marriage plea  —  Britney Spears allegedly wants to save her marriage to Kevin Federline.  —  The 'Toxic' singer has told the father of her children she wants to halt divorce proceedings.  —  A source "close to the couple" told the National Enquirer magazine: "Britney called Kevin and told him 'I'm not divorcing you!

On the Cover: Amy Winehouse  —  Read the interview, and watch footage shot by Amy's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, at our cover shoot! … It's 2 A.M. and I'm waiting for Amy Winehouse in the lobby of the Soho Grand wearing a slice of tomato on my head.  She bet me $100 that I couldn't walk …

NOT AT HIS BEST  —  DON'T expect John Stamos to visit Australia again any time soon.  The "ER" star was called "bleary-eyed, staggering and slurring," as well as "tired and emotional," by a Sydney newspaper after appearing on several TV shows in a highly disheveled state.

COLD SHOULDER  —  IS there a beef between Madonna and Janet Jackson?  Madge was chummy with fellow singer Shakira at Butter Monday night (our spy said they showed up "hand in hand") and was spotted dancing on banquettes with Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Penelope Cruz.

Lindsay's Dad Doesn't Know How to Spell Her Name  —  He's really getting in his own way.  Michael Lohan issued a press release at a court appearance in which he spelled Lindsay's name wrong.  You might want to get that right seeing as you've been fame-whoring off her for the past couple of years.

Paul Knows How To Please  —  Jennifer Aniston is reportedly saying that her new boyfriend, Paul Sculfor, is better in bed than Brad Pitt.  Friends of Jennifer told Star Magazine that she's telling everyone that Paul knows how to please.  Too much information.

GOLD MEMBER  —  Straight from her vacation on the French Riviera with boyfriend Jay-Z, Beyonce hits the stage for a flashy performance of "Get Me Bodied" at the BET Awards at Los Angeles' Shrine Auditorium on Tuesday.  The singer also walked away with two trophies: for best R&B artist and video of the year for "Irreplaceable."

Just In!  Hayden Panettiere Licks A Statue's Ass  —  You know it's a slow day when I'm writing about Hayden Panetierre licking a statue's ass but dammit, there's not much else out there.  From the looks of it though, little Hayden is well on her way to being the next Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton …

Bonds gal pal has a hot pitch  —  Barry Bonds may be a superstar in the stadium, but ex-mistress Kimberly Bell isn't ready to give him any MVP awards.  —  Bell, who dated the slugger for nine years, told a grand jury in 2005 that Bonds blamed a 1999 elbow injury on his alleged steroid use.

Beyoncé, Jennifer Hudson Top BET Awards  —  Dreamgirls stars Beyoncé and Jennifer Hudson led the way at Tuesday's Black Entertainment Television Awards in Los Angeles.  —  Hudson, 25, kicked off the three-hour ceremony with a duet of "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" …

George Michael refuses HIV test  —  George Michael is refusing to take an HIV test because he fears the result could come back as positive.  —  The gay singer revealed he has not had a test in over three years while filming for comedian Stephen Fry's new television show HIV and Me.

Plaster of Paris  —  How does Paris manage to look that, um, good?  With three trunks of make up, enough false eyelashes for a Pretty Little Princess pageant, and a white-jacketed professional, that's how!  —  It doesn't look like she's taking TMZ's natural look advice.

Celebrity Boob Jobs Gone Wrong  —  Bad boobs, bad boobs, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they fall on you... The Ten Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs!  —  Tara Reid's little boobs of horror  —  Paris Hilton's nipple slip gross out  —  Jessica Simpson plays dirty boob ball

CAMERON APOLOGY FALLS FLAT  —  NOT everyone buys Cameron Diaz's apology for traipsing around Peru carrying a bag emblazoned with a red star and the words "Serve the People," Communist icon Mao Zedong's most famous political slogan, printed in Chinese.  Thor Halvorssen, president …