Michelle Williams Takes Ocean Plunge to Honor Heath  —  What started out as a subdued wake after Heath Ledger's funeral ended in an emotional goodbye by mourners including Michelle Williams, who all took a plunge into the ocean as the sun began to set.  —  “It's exactly what Heath would have wanted …

Paris Hilton's Film: Not So ‘Hottie’  —  Paris Hilton may be known for saying, “That's hot” - but early returns for her new film certainly are not.  —  The Hottie and the Nottie, a romantic comedy starring Hilton, Joel David Moore, and Christine Lakin, opened Friday to $9,000 on 111 screens …

Bedraggled and bra-less: Britney back to her old tricks after hospital release  —  A spell in a psychiatric hospital seems to have done little to change Britney Spears' chaotic lifestyle - or her dress sense.  —  The troubled star, who checked herself out of the UCLA Medical Centre earlier this week …

Nicole Richie: “Harlow Is Doing Really Great”  —  Nicole Richie and Joel Madden can't stop gushing about their one-month-old daughter, Harlow Winter Kate Madden.  —  “She's doing great!”  Richie told Usmagazine.com at the opening of the Eli Broad Contemporary Art Museum in L.A. last night.

Britney Dances the Day Away  —  The recovering Britney Jean Spears spent another day at Millennium Dance Studio in North Hollywood yesterday, but this time Pa Spears was there — in a classy Corona tee shirt.  —  Brit was heckled by onlookers and photogs waiting for a glimpse of her — girl needs her pap fix, y'all!

Pop Tarts: Shakira to ‘Lose’ Wardrobe, Including Her Bra  —  LOS ANGELES — Shakira has proven she has a huge heart in addition to her huge hits by putting her personals up for auction on eBay.  —  The megastar already has sold off her custom-made Roberto Cavalli bra …

Gordon's Smart's bizarre  —  The singer applied for a visa to attend Sunday's Grammys bash - but was denied as officials found traces of an un-named illegal drug in her blood following the test at the US Embassy in central London.  —  Pals said Amy, 24, was “gutted” by the news yesterday …

Mia Hamm & Nomar Garciaparra: Parenthood Takes Teamwork  —  Mia Hamm may be the ultimate soccer mom, but she has a lot of help from her baseball player husband, Nomar Garciaparra, when it comes to raising their twin daughters.  —  “They sleep in different rooms right now,” says Hamm of Ava and Grace …

Jamie Lynn Is a Good Mother ... to Her Dog  —  Pregnant teen Jamie Lynn Spears was spotted yesterday leaving a veterinary office in Kentwood, La. — with her puppy in hand.  —  And to think people were worried she couldn't take care of another living creature.

Homophobosphere  —  An environment created by antigay postings on Internet blogs that spreads hate, produces fear, and is still protected by free speech.  —  “Only a stereotypical feces-eating faggot would get this emotional over celebrity gossip,” reads comment number 57 under Chris Crocker's emotive “Leave Britney Alone!”

Paris Hilton promotes her shoe line at South Coast Plaza  —  A crowd of hundreds turned out to get a glimpse of the celebrity socialite in Costa Mesa.  —  Recommend  —  Paris Hilton greeted the masses at South Coast Plaza Friday with an honest statement: “Hey everybody, it's good to be back at Macy's.”

K-Fed's Fashionable Night in the Marc Jacobs Front Row!  —  Evan Agostini/ AP  —  Marc Jacobs' front row tonight was filled with fashionistas such asVictoria Beckham, Anna Wintour. . . K-Fed?  The budding actor's rep confirmed his expected presence at the closing show of Fashion Week yesterday to PEOPLE …

Paris: Box-Office Bomber  —  Paris Hilton was whining for her friend Courtney at Avalon last night — annoying all in earshot.  But perhaps the Hilton heir needed comfort due to her lackluster ticket sales.  —  According to Fantasy Moguls, Paris' movie “The Hottie and the Nottie” …

Black eyed tease: Fergie poses for lingerie firm  —  Buying underwear this Valentine's Day will certainly be leaving some men hot under the collar as Black Eyed Peas star Fergie bears her sexy curves in a new lingerie campaign.  —  The 32-year-old singer, (whose real name is Stacy Ann Ferguson) …

WRITERS, PRODUCERS REACH TENTATIVE DEAL  —  Deal points revealed  —  The WGA has finalized its tentative agreement with the majors and will present details of the pact to members today in meetings in Los Angeles and New York.  —  Those meetings — set for the Crowne Plaza in Gotham …

Madonna Testosterone Skin Cream Chest Hair: Madonna Chest Hair Caused By Testosterone Skin Cream  —  Madonna is rubbing male hormones on her face.  The Material Girl has started a strict regime of massaging her skin with testosterone cream due to it's toted ability to increase muscle mass …