Super Sexy And Loving It  —  How did God alone create such beauty?  I really think he had help from Michelangelo, because not even he could produce such a gorgeous, stunning and elegant creature.  It's just not possible.  She really is a work of art.  —  Here's Brit at the dance studio yesterday.

Nicole Richie: “Harlow Is Doing Really Great”  —  Nicole Richie and Joel Madden can't stop gushing about their one-month-old daughter, Harlow Winter Kate Madden.  —  “She's doing great!”  Richie told Usmagazine.com at the opening of the Eli Broad Contemporary Art Museum in L.A. last night.

Bedraggled and bra-less: Britney back to her old tricks after hospital release  —  A spell in a psychiatric hospital seems to have done little to change Britney Spears' chaotic lifestyle - or her dress sense.  —  The troubled star, who checked herself out of the UCLA Medical Centre earlier this week …

Paris Hilton's Film: Not So ‘Hottie’  —  Paris Hilton may be known for saying, “That's hot” - but early returns for her new film certainly are not.  —  The Hottie and the Nottie, a romantic comedy starring Hilton, Joel David Moore, and Christine Lakin, opened Friday to $9,000 on 111 screens …

Is He F**king For Real?  —  Paris Hilton's Birthday isn't until next week, but dumb bird bitch threw her ass a pre-Birthday party last night.  Paris had Oompa Loompas perform, so I'm hoping she made her publicist, Elliot Mintz, dress as King Oompa Loompa or something.  You can't tell me that's not some sort of costume.

Heath's goodbye is a celebration of life  —  IT WAS the day Hollywood came to suburban Perth on a mournful mission to farewell one of their own.  —  The late actor's former fiancee Michelle Williams and sister Kate Ledger - their arms entwined - were among 600 invitation-only guests who filed …

Buffy Bares All For Charity Photos.... Former Buffy The Vampire Slayer star Sarah Michelle Gellar is auctioning off naked photos of herself for charity.  The pretty actress posed for revealing new photos in a little black dress, which was later removed from the photo to make the star appear totally nude.

Pop Tarts: Shakira to ‘Lose’ Wardrobe, Including Her Bra  —  LOS ANGELES — Shakira has proven she has a huge heart in addition to her huge hits by putting her personals up for auction on eBay.  —  The megastar already has sold off her custom-made Roberto Cavalli bra …

Paris' Bday Overshadowed by Brit Crew  —  Paris had an early birthday celebration at Area last night, and Britney Spears' former right hand man, Sam Lutfi, showed up for the festivities.  Maybe Sam wants to manage Paris now?  She'd better watch her back!  —  Also at the party — Brit's cousin and former assistant, Alli Sims.

Dolly's Best Pals  —  DOLLY Parton says her storied boobs, affectionately nicknamed “shock” and “awe,” belong to all of mankind.  —  “They do seem like public property in a way.  They served me well — I don't know if I'm supporting them or they're supporting me,” the country legend, 62, tells next month's Ladies' Home Journal.

Hannah Montana crowned new queen of ‘tween’  —  Miley Ray Cyrus set to become a billionaire by the time she hits adulthood  —  Who needs men to drive the box office when you've got Miley Ray Cyrus (better known to legions of pint-size fans as Hannah Montana), a multimedia starlet who is on track …

Zac's Future Is Green  —  We caught up with Hairspray hottie Zac Efron outside of a studio in Hollywood this weekend, and he even made time (in between a phone call) to chat with our photogs!  —  Efron was also spotted wearing a “The Future Is Green” t-shirt...

Mia Hamm & Nomar Garciaparra: Parenthood Takes Teamwork  —  Mia Hamm may be the ultimate soccer mom, but she has a lot of help from her baseball player husband, Nomar Garciaparra, when it comes to raising their twin daughters.  —  “They sleep in different rooms right now,” says Hamm of Ava and Grace …

Gordon's Smart's bizarre  —  The singer applied for a visa to attend Sunday's Grammys bash - but was denied as officials found traces of an un-named illegal drug in her blood following the test at the US Embassy in central London.  —  Pals said Amy, 24, was “gutted” by the news yesterday …

Homophobosphere  —  An environment created by antigay postings on Internet blogs that spreads hate, produces fear, and is still protected by free speech.  —  “Only a stereotypical feces-eating faggot would get this emotional over celebrity gossip,” reads comment number 57 under Chris Crocker's emotive “Leave Britney Alone!”