Lindsay Lohan Gets Face Full of Flour  —  Lindsay Lohan's tan turned noticeably paler tonight after an anti-fur activist showered her with flour at a nightclub in Paris.  Lindsay was on her way into the VIP room on the Champs-Elysées just after 1 a.m. early Saturday when she had an entire bag …

NY Busboy Sues Justin Timberlake Restaurant Over Pay  —  NEW YORK (AP) - A busboy is suing Justin Timberlake, saying the pop star's Manhattan barbecue joint didn't pay him a legal wage.  —  Felipe Ramales, 26, said in a federal lawsuit filed Friday that he worked for Timberlake's Southern Comfort restaurant …

Jessica Alba Calls Daughter ‘The Love of My Life’  —  Svelte star Jessica Alba didn't look like the typical new mom at the Keep A Child Alive 5th Annual Black Ball Thursday, but all she could talk about was her 5-month-old daughter, Honor Marie.  —  “Everything is cute, everything is fun …

Paula to Leave American Idol?  —  Paula Abdul is planning to bow out of American Idol!  —  According to a source close to the reality judge, Paula, 45, who has been with the show for seven years, is developing new TV projects and is hoping to “transition” out of the Fox hit.

Nia Vardalos: Just Call Her “Mommy”  —  Congrats to My Big Fat Greek Wedding star Nia Vardalos and hubby Ian Gomez.  —  The happy couple are now the parents of a little girl, I can exclusively report.  In an effort to maintain their privacy, the first-time mom and dad have decided …

30 Rock Gets No Lift From Jennifer Aniston  —  So about those big-name guest stars on 30 Rock...  Last night's episode, featuring Jennifer Aniston, and, as an added bonus for fans of vintage NBC Thursdays, a Night Court cast reunion, was watched by a season-low 7.5 million, Nielsen estimates report.

Oprah's Message to Montecito Fire Victims  —  Massive wildfires continue to rage through the steep hillsides near Oprah's home in Montecito, California.  As of Friday afternoon, more than 80 homes had been destroyed and hundreds of acres charred.  On her talk show Friday, Oprah sent a message to those affected by the blaze.

Audrina Patridge: The Hills Will Return for a Fifth Season  —  With shooting of the fourth season of The Hills about to wrap in a few weeks, Audrina Patridge, 23, is addressing speculation about the show's future.  —  “There is going to be a fifth season,” Patridge tells PEOPLE.  “We just found out.”

Ryan Gosling Has A Big Hole In His T-Shirt  —  A solo Ryan Gosling walks around with a BIG HOLE in the back of his “Thrasher” t-shirt while out and about in Los Angeles on Thursday.  —  Recent rumors state that Ryan was passed up as the Green Lantern in the upcoming superhero flick.

HoHan Wants The Puss AND The Peen  —  HoHan's Hungry Hungry Hippo vagina is starting to slobber for the dick again and SamRo finds this a problem, because...well...she doesn't have a real peen.  The two cooch bumpers have been fighting about HoHan acting slutty with dudes from Las Vegas to London.

Joseph Fiennes Didn't Sign Up For This  —  When Joseph Fiennes agreed to appear at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in Munich, Germany last night, he probably didn't know that he would be attacked by the glamour goddess from another planet known as Grace F**king Jones!