EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Jon Gosselin Caught On Tape: ‘I Put My Kids Out There To Every Pedophile And They Never Got Paid For It’  —  In a raw and sure-to-be controversial audio recording, Jon Gosselin rants against TLC and expresses disgust because “I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it.”

EXCLUSIVE: Angelina Jolie Not a Fan of Obama  —  Barack Obama does not have Angelina Jolie's seal of approval.  —  “She hates him,” a source close to the U.N. goodwill ambassador, 34, tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now).  —  “She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts.

Taylor Lautner's Wild Ride: The New Issue of Rolling Stone  —  Taylor Lautner's body is a temple.  The 17-year-old New Moon star with the eight-pack abs and tan, chiseled face tells Rolling Stone's Neil Strauss he's never smoked pot, never tried cigarettes and never snorted a line of cocaine …

Lambert Fallout!  Morning Show Performance Cancelled!  —  Sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that ABC has cancelled Adam Lambert's planned performance on Good Morning America tomorrow.  —  No official reason has been given for the cancellation.

Two helpers to lower her on to the sofa and her own personal toilet roll: Mariah Carey's diva-style behaviour on GMTV is revealed by Kate Garraway  —  She insisted on bringing her own butterfly-shaped confetti to the X Factor and left the normally affable television host Phillip Schofield furious with her tardiness.

Madam bares Playboy links  —  Michelle Braunis out to destroy the myth about Playboy Playmates which  —  Hugh Hefnerand his staff cultivated for decades — that the pin-ups are wholesome girls-next-door who just happen to have incredible figures they don't mind showing off.

COVER STORY: Britney's Ready to Marry Again!  —  Oops... She's going to do it again!  —  OK! has learned that Britney Spears is telling friends she's ready to marry her boyfriend Jason Trawick.  And all it took was her boys' blessing to convince her to move ahead with plans for her third wedding in five years.

Tequila Threatens Lawsuit Over Stolen Sex Tape  —  More naked drama for Tila Tequila — this time over a sex tape she claims was stolen off of her laptop computer.  —  Just days after she Ustreamed herself in a naked rant, a new XXX video surfaced on a porn site called 4tube.com featuring Tila …

Miley not so smiley  —  Miley Cyrusis famous, but there are still some people out there who've never heard of “Hannah Montana.”  When Cyrus and a friend came into the Pop Burger on East 58th Street and ordered, the counter manager asked for her name to mark the order.  She snapped back, “Are you serious?

Lindsay Lohan Seeks Therapist's Help?  —  Lindsay Lohan's father has won the battle to get his daughter into counseling - the actress is reportedly meeting with a mentor up to three times a week.  —  Michael Lohan leaked taped recordings of phone calls he'd had with his daughter in a last-ditch bid …

Paula Abdul: I'd Be a ‘Really Good’ Talk Show Host  —  Oprah Winfrey is saying goodbye to her talk show.  Could Paula Abdul replace her?  “I have really great ideas,” Abdul told “Extra” Monday from her cousin's new store, Tweak 99.  Abdul, 47, said she hopes to do a talk show in the next two to three years.

Khloe Kardashian Never Brought a Boy Home Before Lamar  —  For fans eagerly anticipating next month's season premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, family matriarch Kris Jenner promises it will be worth the wait.  —  “We're ready to launch season four any minute and it's crazy,” …

Emma Watson's new beau  —  Emma Watsonunder the spell of a new man?  She was spotted with handsome Spanish rock star  —  Rafael Cebrianat Saturday's Rangers game at the Garden.  A spy said, “They were sitting with Yves Saint Laurent creative director  —  Stefano Pilati.

ZOË SALDANA: SPACE BABE  —  THE AVATAR ACTRESS IS THE SEXIEST ALIEN EVER.  —  Zoë Saldana's first words are a health warning.  “You shouldn't use that,” she says, nodding at the Splenda.  “Use brown sugar.”  The lithe 31-year-old actress is sitting in Hugo's …

Exclusive: Details on Steamy Love Scenes Between Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie  —  In what could be one of the most obscenely hot movie match-ups in history, Angelina Jolie is reportedly set to get hot and heavy with Johnny Depp in ‘The Tourist,’ and according to screenplay snippets given exclusively …

Fergie Finds Love Letters From ‘Nine’ Co-Star Daniel Day Lewis  —  Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie discovered first-hand the method acting madness of her ‘Nine’ co-star Daniel Day-Lewis when she received love letters from the eccentric actor written as his character Guido.  “Daniel is very charming.

Rosie O'Donnell Does Not Enjoy Being Single  —  Living single is less than rosy for Rosie O'Donnell.  —  “I'm not [enjoying the single life],” O'Donnell told PEOPLE Monday at Rosie's Broadway Extravaganza annual gala.  “But on we grow, so to speak.”  —  Earlier this month …

10 Things I'm Thankful For This Thanksgiving  — Jen, - Kardashian Family, - Khloe and Lamar, - Kim Kardashian, - Kim Kardashian Photos, - Kourtney Kardashian, - Kris Jenner, - Lamar Odom, - Reggie Bush, - Scott Disick, - Scott Disick Photos, - Thanksgiving  —  1. My family- family is really the most important thing in life.

DWTS' Kelly Osbourne on Fall: “I Don't Think I'm Gonna Win”  —  She will survive, indeed!  —  Kelly Osbourne pulled a Jennifer Lopez during Monday's Dancing with the Stars finals: falling on the floor (between partner Louis van Amstel's legs) in the midst of an “I Will Survive” disco routine.

SNEAK PEEK: Heidi Montag's Album Cover  —  Reality star, check.  Author, check.  Up next: pop star?  —  Following a performance at this summer's Miss Universe pageant, Heidi Montag will take the leap into the recording world - and she's perfectly aware of what the business is about.

JOHN MAYER THINKS WITH HIS PICK  —  HE KNOWS WHY YOU DON'T LIKE HIM—AND HE'S OKAY WITH THAT.  —  John Mayer is early.  By nearly an hour.  This almost never happens in interviews with musicians, but Mayer is someone who prides himself on being what one might call an “unusualist.”