Stern sidekick in suicide try  —  Artie Langelanded in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post.  Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said.

EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods Mistress Will Claim He Had Gay Romps In Tell-All Book  —  One of Tiger's many mistresses, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, is penning a tell-all book about the golf ace and claims that she witnessed him in gay encounters.  —  PHOTOS: Sexy Pictures Of Tiger's Mistresses

911 Call Over Casey Johnson's Dogs  —  TMZ has learned there's a fight over Casey Johnson's dogs ... a fight that has escalated to the point that cops have been called.  —  Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips are currently at Tila Tequila's house, where the dogs have been living for the past week.

Mariah Carey Delivers 2nd Strange Speech in a Row  —  Get details after the jump.  —  While the singer/actress looked glam - if dangerously busty - in her mermaid-style gown, it's clear Carey didn't go for an experimental walk before donning the tight dress for the award ceremony.

Hanes drops ads featuring Charlie Sheen  —  Buzz up!  —  WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. - Hanesbrands has ended its advertising campaign featuring Charlie Sheen because of domestic violence charges filed against the actor, a company spokesman said Wednesday.  —  Spokesman Matt Hall said the seriousness …

Marriage of Monaco's Princess Caroline Rocked by Photo Scandal  —  The already-tumultuous marriage of Monaco's Princess Caroline and husband Prince Ernst August of Hanover appears to have hit a new bump with the publication Thursday of photos showing the 55-year-old Ernst August …

30 Rock's Jane Krakowski Is Getting Married!  —  There's now a 31st rock - on Jane Krakowski's finger.  —  The actress and her clothing-designer boyfriend Robert Godley are engaged, PEOPLE has confirmed.  “Mr. Godley proposed to Ms. Krakowski over the holidays,” says her rep. “She is very, very happy.”

‘Idol’ Is Downsizing Simon Cowell  —  With Simon Cowell on the brink of ditching ‘American Idol’ to take the throne of ‘X-Factor,’ insiders tell me that executives have figured out a way to ease him out of the conversation this year — focus on Ellen.  Brilliant!

All the Details of Kate Gosselin's 20-Hour Hair Makeover!  —  Melanie Dunea  —  With her divorce to Jon finally behind her, Kate Gosselin started off 2010 by spending some serious quality time with a new guy — and their date lasted until the wee hours of the morning.

Anna Kendrick Fueled Fire Between George Clooney and Robert Pattinson  —  What a tough life for Up in the Air Golden-Globe nominee Anna Kendrick - jetting between film sets with a two-time PEOPLE Sexiest Man Alive winner and with one of the world's favorite vampires.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Bachelor Scandal Woman Says ‘I Did NOT Have A Sexual Relationship With Producer!’  —  Rozlyn Papa has come forward to address the rumors about the scandal surrounding her dismissal from ABC's The Bachelor and she denied the widespread reports that she had an inappropriate relationship with a crew member.

White House Crashers to Host Las Vegas Party  —  The Washington, D.C., couple who made a name for themselves after allegedly crashing a presidential party are now throwing one - and to avoid any confusion, everyone is invited.  —  Tareq and Michaele Salahi are set to be the official hosts at Las Vegas's Pure Nightclub on Jan. 16.

David Hasselhoff Leaving America's Got Talent  —  David Hasselhoff is saying goodbye to America's Got Talent after four years as a judge with Piers Morgan and Sharon Osbourne.  —  In an exclusive statement to PEOPLE, Hasselhoff, 57, says, “I am proud that I was part of making America's Got Talent …

Gatecrasher: ‘Jersey Shore’ originals will return: castmate  —  Don't worry, “Jersey Shore” fans - we hear the cast of MTV's runaway hit will be back for another summer in Seaside Heights.  —  Despite rumors that a new crew would be brought in for season two, cast member Vinny Guadagnino …

Tori Spelling to Pen Third Book  —  Tori Spelling is once again returning to the bookshelves to tell her side of the story.  Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, will publish her third book, tentatively titled unchartered terriTORI and scheduled to hit stores in June.

Lindsay Lohan's Fall From Private Jet To Commercial Airline Nightmare (PHOTOS)  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION?  —  After a busy holiday weekend of photographing herself in a bikini and partying with Moammar Gaddafi's violent son in St. Barts, Lindsay Lohan is back in New York.  The trip home wasn't easy on her.

Sandra Bullock Sweeps The People's Choice Awards  —  Following news that Sandra Bullock is the first female start to headline a movie that has surpassed the $200 million-dollar-mark - The Blind Side, another super successful film for the actress, The Proposal picked up the People's Choice Award …

Sylvester Stallone breaks his neck shooting fight scene in veteran action heroes' movie  —  Sylvester Stallone broke his neck while filming a fight scene in his latest movie.  —  The veteran action hero had emergency surgery and a metal plate inserted in his neck following the accident on the set of The Expendables.