Lindsay Lohan wants $100M over E-Trade ad  —  The world revolves around Lindsay.  —  Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her.

EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods And Wife Spotted K-I-S-S-I-N-G!  —  It's official.  The ice has thawed between Tiger Woods and his beautiful wife Elin.  —  PHOTOS: Tiger & Wife Through The Years  —  Tiger and Elin were spotted kissing on Monday for the first time in months, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

Bodyguards — Jackson Had Multiple Girlfriends!?!  —  Michael Jackson's former bodyguards say they used to chaperon MJ around town while he made out with girls in the backseat.  —  Mike Garcia, Bill Whitfield and Javon “BJ” Beard told GMA this AM about their time working for the late pop star …

Robert Halderman Pleads Guilty in Letterman Plot  —  The news producer accused of trying to blackmail David Letterman agreed Tuesday to plead guilty to attempted grand larceny in exchange for six months in jail and four and a half years probation, according to various reports.

Heidi Montag Spoofs Her Own Plastic Surgeries  —  Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic from Heidi Montag  —  A jaw-dropping 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day may have made The Hills star Heidi Montag the happiest she's ever been, but it also made her fodder for some comics.

The Butler Is Doing Everyone  —  Gerard Butler is continuing his quest of taste testing every vagina and anus on the planet by getting with Baby Jesus' foster mother Vadge.  Gerard and Vadge have known each other since she was married to Guy Ritchie, but apparently they took their relationship …

Baby No. 2 on the Way for Rascal Flatts's Joe Don Rooney  —  Make way for another little rascal: Joe Don Rooney and wife Tiffany Fallon are expecting their second baby, he tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  “We're a little more prepared but the same excitement is there,” the Rascal Flatts guitarist says of baby No. 2.

Miley: Liam Hemsworth and I Are “Deeper Than Normal People”  —  While filming The Last Song on Georgia's Tybee Island last year, Miley Cyrus couldn't help but fall for her costar Liam Hemsworth.  (On the Oscars red carpet Sunday, Cyrus, 17, confirmed that she and Hemsworth, 19, are dating and that “maybe” she's in love.)

EXCLUSIVE: Jeremy Renner Denies Hitting on Singer Jessica Simpson  —  The Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner is squashing a report that he recently made the moves on singer Jessica Simpson.  —  People.com reported that at a recent cocktail party for his movie at the L.A. home of Madonna's manager Guy Oseary …

FOX411 Exclusive: ‘Captain America’ role is John Krasinski's to lose, source says  —  John Krasinski is getting even closer to nabbing the role that could propel him into action hero stardom ... Captain America!  —  Insiders at the Marvel compound tell Fox 411 that he is close to landing the superhero gig of his life.

Lady Gaga's “Telephone” to Premiere on E! News  —  All of us little monsters have been anxiously awaiting Lady Gaga's new video “Telephone,” and the wait is almost over.  This Thursday, March 11, the nine-minute video will premiere right here on E! News at 11:30 p.m. Ahhh!  Two more days!

‘Men in Black 3’ Casting to Begin Soon, Names Being Thrown in the Ship  —  Columbia Pictures is officially having conversations regarding their third entry in the Men in Black franchise as we're being told by industry insiders that in addition to Jonah Hex cowboy Josh Brolin likely …

‘Drew Carey’ Actress Nan Martin Dies at 82  —  Versatile actress Nan Martin, who starred for decades on stage, screen and television, died Thursday of complications from emphysema, her son, Casey Dolan, told the NY Times.  She was 82.  —  Martin was perhaps best known for her recurring role …

Ryan Seacrest Stalker Cops Plea  —  Ryan Seacrest's stalker, Chidi Uzomah, just pled no contest to felony stalking ... TMZ has learned.  —  Uzomah, who repeatedly hunted the “American Idol” host down and came close to him while armed with a knife, agreed in court to submit …

Duo do a ‘Number’  —  Faris, Evans to star in New Regency comedy  —  Anna Faris and Chris Evans are set to take a trip down memory lane in New Regency's R-rated laffer “What's Your Number?”  —  Director Mark Mylod will lens in May.  Regency partner 20th Century Fox will distribute.

Liv Tyler, Patrick Wilson on ‘The Ledge’  —  Suspense film also stars Terrence Howard, Charlie Hunnam  —  Liv Tyler and Patrick Wilson have been cast in the suspense film “The Ledge” from first-time writer-director Matthew Chapman.  —  The actors join Terrence Howard and Charlie Hunnam …

Katherine Heigl goes to the dark side as she shows off her new raven locks  —  Katherine Heigl turned heads yesterday when she stepped out with a dramatically different new hairdo.  —  The Grey's Anatomy actress was sporting dark brown, wavy hair - a far cry from her usual flaxen blonde curls.

Tim vs. Kim  —  Tim Gunn has turned his critical eye towards the Kardashian sisters' fashion sense.  —  The style guru, who is usually polite and soft-spoken outside the confines of “Project Runway,” ap pears to have put the hit reality- show girls in his sights — and has been firing away for weeks.

Glee's Secret Couple  —  The actors on Glee have said they feel like one big family, but that hasn't stopped two stars from secretly entering into a committed relationship.  The happy couple?  Mark Salling, who plays Mohawk-sporting Puck, and Naya Rivera, who's about to get a lot more screen time as the scheming Santana.

Marie Osmond Joins in Solemn Final Hymn for Her Son  —  Marie Osmond had not planned to speak at her son Michael Bryan's funeral.  —  But as the service drew near an end Monday afternoon, she stood and addressed hundreds of mourners at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Chapel in Provo …

Video: Madonna Does ‘4 Minutes’ With Justin Timberlake and Timbaland  —  Exclusive: Madonna's still got it, and even young'uns like Justin Timberlake can barely keep up with the Material Girl, as you'll see in this exclusive video premiere of ‘4 Minutes’ off Madonna's ‘Sticky & Sweet’ tour DVD (available March 30).

Sigmund Freud Gets Cast: Christoph Waltz's Loss Is Viggo Mortensen's Gain  —  UPDATES ‘Basterd’ Christoph Waltz To Play Circus Nazi From Deadline|  London editor Tim Adler: Remember Mike Fleming's story last month about Christoph Waltz, who won the Best Actor Oscar on Sunday for his portrayal …