Isla and Sacha married at last!  —  The actress ties the knot with Borat's creator, writes Katherine Chatfield.  —  Isla Fisher has married her long-term fiancé, comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, in a romantic sunset ceremony in Paris, Woman's Day can reveal.

Tiger Woods interview transcript … Rinaldi: What's the difference between the man who left Augusta national a year ago and the one who is about to return?  —  Woods: A lot has transpired in my life.  A lot of ugly things have happened.  Things that.....I've done some pretty bad things in my life.

Jesse James' Ex Wants More Custody  —  TMZ has learned Jesse James' ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, is going to court to wrestle custody from Jesse ... and the trigger was the Michelle McGee/Sandra Bullock meltdown.  —  We've learned Janine has filed legal papers in their custody case involving six-year-old daughter, Sunny.

Exclusive: Aziz Ansari to host the 2010 MTV Movie Awards  —  Perhaps this is why Aziz Ansari has been studying up on “Twilight.”  —  Insiders tell Showtracker exclusively that the comedian and “Parks and Recreation” star is in final negotiations to host the 2010 MTV Movie Awards …

Avril & Deryck: A Couple That Bleeds Together ...  Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley had a painful reunion last night — as the once thought-to-be-divorcing couple hit an L.A. tattoo shop together ... and both emerged with bandages on their forearms!  —  Before the body art incident …

Doherty arrested on drug charges  —  Singer Pete Doherty was arrested last week on suspicion of supplying drugs following the death of heiress Robin Whitehead, it has emerged.  —  The 31-year-old was one of four people questioned on Friday and was bailed to return in April.

Conan-Fox talks resume amid ‘Idol’ offer  —  After a two-week stall, Fox and Conan O'Brien have resumed talks about a potential late-night talk show fronted by the former “Tonight Show” host.  —  But a wrinkle in the courtship has emerged that involves the biggest show on television …

Beyond the Box Tops  —  HOW does one react to the death of one's mentor?  My mind instantly slammed down the inner trouble-door that guards against all thought, emotion, sadness.  Survival mode.  Rock guitar players are all dead men walking.  It's only a matter of time, I tell myself as I finger my calluses.

Disney wants women with natural breasts for new ‘Pirates’ movie  —  Disney is searching for real treasure chests for its upcoming shoot of the next “Pirates of the Caribbean” swashbuckler — that is, women with natural breasts.  —  The movie studio has banned actresses with artificial enhancements …

How To Say It?  —  Well, here goes.  I really resent the term, but I use it because it's recognized and accepted.  —  I'm gay.  —  From some seventy years of personal experience, I can tell you that there's not much “gay” about being homosexual.  For the first twenty years of my life …