Jennifer Aniston — Nice Butler  —  It's official ... Jennifer Aniston has been Butlered.  —  As Gerard Butler and Jen struck poses from the front, an enterprising photog got the real story from behind.  —  The pics were taken on the Seine River in Paris, during their tour hawking “The Bounty Hunter.”

Sandra Bullock Divorce Is In Motion, Sources Say  —  Sandra Bullock divorcing Jesse James seems to be moving closer and closer to becoming a reality, as sources tell me America's sweetheart is back in California in order to figure out the legal end of her split from the allegedly infidelious bike builder.

Cops Also Worried about Lindsay Lohan  —  The people closest to Lindsay Lohan aren't the only ones who are alarmed at her condition — some police officers who routinely come in contact with Lindsay tell TMZ they have thought seriously about forcing her to get help.

OK!  EXCLUSIVE: Bethenny Frankel & Jason Hoppy Tie the Knot!  —  After a rocky dating history aired publicly on the Real Housewives: New York City, an almost eight months pregnant Bethenny Frankel tied the knot today in an intimate ceremony at the Four Seasons Hotel in NYC.

I penned the suckiest movie ever - sorry!  —  This month, “Battlefield Earth,” the blockbuster bomb based on the novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, won the Razzie for “Worst Movie of the Decade.”  J.D. Shapiro, the film's first screenwriter, accepted the award in person.

Bare beauties are sheet hot  —  CLAUDIA SCHIFFER, KYLIE MINOGUE and SIENNA MILLER drape sheets around their bare bods for a sizzling new charity campaign.  —  The girls are spearheading the Fashion Targets Breast Cancer 2010 initiative, which aims to raise money and awareness of the killer disease.

Real Housewife Danielle Staub's Mom Dies  —  In a testament to the icy relations between cast members of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, none of Danielle Staub's costars have reached out to her to offer condolences on the passing of her mother, Ruth Merrill.

New Couple Alert: Celebrity Apprentice's Curtis Stone & Lindsay Prince  —  He is the celebrity chef and part-time apprentice to Donald Trump.  She is the Lipstick Jungle Queen.  And together, Curtis Stone and Lindsay Price are the newest couple in Hollywood.

Source: Elin Doesn't Want to Attend Masters  —  While Tiger Woods is preparing to return to golf at the Masters in Augusta, Ga., on April 8, his wife Elin Nordegren must decide whether to attend the tournament, in what would be a very public display of support for her husband.

Katy Perry Gets Brutally Slimed at Kids' Choice Awards  —  Shenanigans were aplenty at the 23rd annual Kids' Choice Awards on Saturday, where blimp-shaped trophies were doled out to fan-favorites and stars were routinely slimed.  —  Katy Perry, wearing a bright blue wig and skintight flowery dress …